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My peoplearekillingeachother senses are tingling... *takes sniping position with Gauss Rifle in a tree outside the Hotel and uses it to scope out nearby hunting grounds* Balrogs, Chimeras...Dragons even. Hard to kill for certain but where are you Gararra Gator whose meat glistens like some precious jewel...where are you?

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If he packs a Bansword i wonder if i could grab a couple Banbullets from Jake...maybe i'll ask offhandedly over a couple Jello Shots...later of course... *spots a Gararra Gator* Yes! Dinner Party here i come!! *begins running twords the site of the Gator*

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If he packs a Bansword i wonder if i could grab a couple Banbullets from Jake...maybe i'll ask offhandedly over a couple Jello Shots...later of course... *spots a Gararra Gator* Yes! Dinner Party here i come!! *begins running twords the site of the Gator*

 

No you cannot. And look out, there may be demonic things nearby, stay away from graves and places that feel cold randomly.

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*confronting the Gararra Gator* alright beast...Tonight I GRAPPLE WITH THEE!!!

[spoiler=Battle with the beast]

The man faced the terrifying animal down. The build of a Dinosaur with armor akin to a tank and jaws that could crush 800 kilograms easily. And he? He a man who had received the gift of Eternal Life. A mere man who received training from the greatest warriors alive. He had aided his brother Monster Hunters in defeating Fatalis and Alatreon. He suceeded in becoming a SS-rank Gourmet Hunter and he had helped the Mojave Wasteland rebuild after the NCR and The Enclave clashed. Survival. War. They were in his blood and bone. So as the mighty beast leapt at him he rolled out of the way and fired off a shot at the creature's jaw causing scales to fly off of it. The monster roared in pain and widened it's terrifying jaws at him attempting to crush our hero with one bite. But the warrior held the monster's jaws open by producing his Great Sword forged of Orichalcum, Moonsilver, Starmetal, Jade, Soulsteel, and Adamant. Given to him by The Great Maker Autochthon himself. At this time the monster could no longer move it's jaw and this gave the Hero all the oppritunity he needed to fire shot, after shot, after shot into the creature's gullet. Eventually it stopped struggling and our Hunter retrieved his blade.

 

"Well...i'd say that's enough out of you ya ugly S.O.B."

 

And the hunter said nothing more as he dragged the 2-ton beast back to the Hotel

 

now...where in Haruhi's name do i deliver this thing?

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*after 3 and a half cans of FourLokos i am now clinging onto the grass in a desperate attempt to keep myself from falling into the sky* SOMEONE F*CKING HELP MEEEEE!!!! oh and since Jake is the rough equivalent of the DM in this thread his power. By default. Trumps anyone else's also GRAVITY!!! WHO TURNED OFF GRAVITYYY?!?!?!

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*after 3 and a half cans of FourLokos i am now clinging onto the grass in a desperate attempt to keep myself from falling into the sky* SOMEONE F*CKING HELP MEEEEE!!!! oh and since Jake is the rough equivalent of the DM in this thread his power. By default. Trumps anyone else's also GRAVITY!!! WHO TURNED OFF GRAVITYYY?!?!?!

 

I suggest going to see a psychologist, no, a nuthouse!

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*at this point my Moogle is dragging me back to my room apologizing for my behaviour on my behalf* He gets like this...He wakes up. Wanders aimlessly, Picks a fight with someone or something, Wins, Gets Drunk, Raves, and repeats the next day. Unless of course he's got some kind of mission to be on...kupo.

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*at this point my Moogle is dragging me back to my room apologizing for my behaviour on my behalf* He gets like this...He wakes up. Wanders aimlessly, Picks a fight with someone or something, Wins, Gets Drunk, Raves, and repeats the next day. Unless of course he's got some kind of mission to be on...kupo.

 

Wait what the f***?!

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