Adolf_Strikes_Back Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 Why I'm introducing myself in every forum, you may ask? Okay, my name is Adolf H, I prefer to keep the H to myself for privacy. I come from Germany, and I was born around 1889. I assume you're asking why the hell I'm introducing myself in every single forum. Alright, well my dream is to become a leader and name myself Fuhrer. And my mom told me it's not gonna happen if I don't start forcing myself at this young age. So, I did this just to prove to you guys how much ambition I have of controlling the whole world. :) I have friends. Ich habe freunde. This is the statement I want to say bevor sie sagen that I have no friends and I have no social life and that's why I'm spamming your forum. That's untrue. I have a lot of friends and they come from around the world. I have friends from everywhere! My best friend is Benito, he's a really, really cool guy. Oh, I forgot to mention my Japanese friend - he's the Crown Prince of Japan! My other friend Osama is still a baby, but you know it's awwwrite to "befriend" babies and he's already got a camel. I have to admit I'm really better friends with the camel than Osama. I also have another friend whose mother is not even born yet, his name is Ben Ali. He's "ben" a really good friend. ^^ So don't tell me I have no friends! Some day, we will all rule the world together and even when we die your grandsons will be forbidden to say our name because of how FIERCE we are. And some time later, my grandson will tell you: "Ihre mutter ist der Führer!" But that day is not today. I hate no one. Ich hasse niemanden. Well, except... Jews, Homosexuals, Moar Jews, Moar homosexuals, Arabs, Poles, Moar Jews, Scandinavians, French, Moar Jews, Spanish, Moar homosexuals, Italians, Japanese, Chinese, American, Non-American, All-American, British, Moar Jews, Africans, Asians, Moar Jews, Europeans, Moar Jews, North Americans, South Americans, Moar Jews, North Polespeople, South Polespeople, Moar Jews.. Lasst uns kommen und dieses gesicht, ich hasse mich selbst. ------- Well, I hope we knew each other well now! I hope there are no hard feelings. ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Adolf_Strikes_Back Posted January 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 AHAHAHAHAHAHA Doesn't affect me, you kid. Go slaughter yourself OR READ THIS Swollen with liquidReady to burstA load of my lymphWill quench this dead body's thirstOne month in the gravetwisted and half decayedShe turned a putrid yellowI pissed in her maggot filled a****** f***ing the rottingMy semen is bleedingThe smell of decaySeeps from her genital cavity The smell was unbearable As I unburied herI cum blood from my erectionI feel it rundown her throat, swallow Eyes glassy and vacantbody dug up to play withSkin greasy and nakedtonguing her rotted anus I need a live womanto fill with my fluidA delicate girl, to mutilate, f*** and killher body exceptionalshe thought I was normalbut I wanted more I came blood inside of herchoking on the clotgagging on the snotgushing blood, from her mouthbloody gel leaking outBody buried in a shallow graveUnmarked for none to findThe sickness I have left behindUndetected go my crimesThe greatest thrill of my life to slit my cock with a knife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Zero Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 *says he has friends* *wants to rule the world* *post on ycm* wut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ＴＨＥ ＧＯＤ ＯＦ ＯＢＥＬＩＳＫ Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 I ACTIVATE THE SPELL: "LIFE CARD". You must now get a life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NemesisPrime Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 Ban Adolf_Strikes_Back, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 Wait...if you're Adolph H, you should be Nazi not Facist. If your going to be retarded, at least do it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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