Forced Fascist Introduction

[adolf1889]

[b]Why I'm introducing myself in every forum, you may ask?[/b]

Okay, my name is Adolf H, I prefer to keep the H to myself for privacy. I come from Germany, and I was born around 1889. I assume you're asking why the hell I'm introducing myself in every single forum. Alright, well my dream is to become a leader and name myself Fuhrer. And my mom told me it's not gonna happen if I don't start forcing myself at this young age. So, I did this just to prove to you guys how much ambition I have of controlling the whole world.

[b]I have friends. Ich habe freunde. [/b]

This is the statement I want to say bevor sie sagen that I have no friends and I have no social life and that's why I'm spamming your forum. That's untrue. I have a lot of friends and they come from around the world. I have friends from everywhere! My best friend is Benito, he's a really, really cool guy. Oh, I forgot to mention my Japanese friend - he's the Crown Prince of Japan! My other friend Osama is still a baby, but you know it's awwwrite to "befriend" babies and he's already got a camel. I have to admit I'm really better friends with the camel than Osama. I also have another friend whose mother is not even born yet, his name is Ben Ali. He's "ben" a really good friend. ^^ So don't tell me I have no friends! Some day, we will all rule the world together and even when we die your grandsons will be forbidden to say our name because of how FIERCE we are. And some time later, my grandson will tell you: "Ihre mutter ist der Führer!" But that day is not today.

[b]I hate no one. Ich hasse niemanden. Well, except...[/b]

Jews, Homosexuals, Moar Jews, Moar homosexuals, Arabs, Poles, Moar Jews, Scandinavians, French, Moar Jews, Spanish, Moar homosexuals, Italians, Japanese, Chinese, American, Non-American, All-American, British, Moar Jews, Africans, Asians, Moar Jews, Europeans, Moar Jews, North Americans, South Americans, Moar Jews, North Polespeople, South Polespeople, Moar Jews..

[i]Lasst uns kommen und dieses gesicht, ich hasse mich selbst.[/i]

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Well, I hope we knew each other well now! I hope there are no hard feelings. ^^