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My fingers are to big for bowling balls. I can get them in there, but the fingers won't come out of it when I throw it. A few years ago, my school took a "field trip" to the bowling alley (I know, it was weird), and I embarrassed myself in front of the whole class. I went to shoot and the ball got stuck on my fingers. I was totally embarrassed after it. Thank God some of the other dudes in class saved me from dieing. They weren't much better. The girls beat the boys by a long shot.

Wow, I was rambling throughout most of that post.
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Yeah. Haven't played real bowling since that field trip. Only the Wii version. Apparently, my whole family is better at the Wii. My cousin actually tripped when she went to shoot and slid about halfway down the aisle. I couldn't help but laugh. Actually, talking about bowling, I don't even know if our local bowling alley is still open. Haven't seen it in a while.

Hey guys, I need a album to review. I started a music review thread and I need a album to review this weekend. Any good ones I should do? Doesn't matter about the genre.
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[quote name='Soul Saint' timestamp='1296187676' post='4967323']
I get around the same without bumpers as Shradow does. Love playing soccer, but not as a video game... v_v
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I play soccer with my sister every now and then. I'm alright, but she outshines me by a mile. I used to get a gaming magazine and every issue it would come with a disc of playable demos. Usually it was between five and eight demos. One of the discs had a soccer demo on it.

Let's just say, it wasn't pretty.
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[quote name='♚Kelp' timestamp='1296185825' post='4967273']
Lol. That was pretty fast, we got a lot of active members. :]


And pertainig to bowling, I'm much better at the wii sports version. I could only muster a 59 no bumpers in the real world. x)
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A 59, huh.

I think my real life average is 110~, but that isn't that good. My best ever was only about 134~, though. I'm the Wii Sports version, The average I get per game is about 225 or so. I don't know if that's good or not, but there it is. Not as good as my grandfather, though. He used to average about 275 in the Wii Bowling. It's probably because he's a bowler in real life, though. Although, considering how Wii Sports scores are compared to real life scores...

What do I get for becoming a Gold Member? I should totally deserve another henchman. Or something of the sort.
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[quote name='Shradow' timestamp='1296187434' post='4967312']
Without bumpers, I can get around 150. Wii bowling I can get around 250.

The only sport I can play well both on the field and on the screen is soccer.
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W/out bumpers I can get like, 80. Wii Bowling, I can get around 200. ;P

I'm bad at sport, so I'll stick to my Guitar.
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[quote name='Soul Saint' timestamp='1296197915' post='4967399']
I'm paid in juice boxes. I'll work overtime for two juice boxes!
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No!
You are too good of a henchman!
I promote you to Lackey!

Your pay is now two juiceboxes an hour!
Plus, you get a free pitcher filled with juice!

*Gives juice-filled pitcher.*
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Ummm...

Smeargle-San, Smeargle-san, Smeargle-san. You foolish pre-Weavile.

My only true lackey is Soul Saint. Only he may be paid by me. You can have Kelp-sama as your henchman. Or she's the one paying you six juiceboxes an hour.

Soul Saint, your next rank is Top Slave. I'm sure you can reach there in time. All you have to do is Assassinate Smeargle-san.
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Awwww, do I really have to assassinate more members? I'm not going to make friends at this rate...on the other hand, I will make more juice boxes...

Hey, Smeargle...open this spoiler, please <3:
[spoiler][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ[/url][/spoiler]

And if that does not do it...
[spoiler][img]http://i590.photobucket.com/albums/ss346/Soul_Saint/RocketPropelledChainsaw.jpg[/img][/spoiler]
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[quote name='Paranoia Infinite' timestamp='1296188361' post='4967348']
What do I get for becoming a Gold Member? I should totally deserve another henchman. Or something of the sort.
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I can give you a rep. I really haven't thought much about the ranks. What do [i]you[/i] want?


And I'm quite uncoordinated. No wonder all you guys are good at bowling and soccer/football. :3



Oh and I will not tolerate these juice box shenanigans...unless I get a juice box. :]
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[quote name='♚Kelp' timestamp='1296253306' post='4968787']
I can give you a rep. I really haven't thought much about the ranks. What do [i]you[/i] want?


And I'm quite uncoordinated. No wonder all you guys are good at bowling and soccer/football. :3



Oh and I will not tolerate these juice box shenanigans...unless I get a juice box. :]
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Absolutely nothing. I was just acting greedy and all. But if you really want to give me anything, be it whatever you want. Whatever you choose doesn't really matter, even if it's nothing. Anyways, I don't deserve the rep. Give it to my lackey instead, he deserves it.

You can get them without needing to work, since I'm trying to secretly poison you!
Nah, I'm joking. I wouldn't poison you.
*Offers juice box.*
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