Kelp' Posted January 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 No, I don't want to live in a Easter Island house anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tourmaline Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 I can tell you're lying, as your pupils are widening. I could see through computer screens. Only a limited amount, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelp' Posted January 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 Fine, I want to be more of a Squilliam type. Rich, with yacht/casinos. ;P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tourmaline Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 It's funny because a children's show such as Spongebob makes reference to gambling. I'm also surprised because you would like to have a unibrow, apparently. You also apparently want to be nearly bald and have a masculine voice. Oh you, you troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelp' Posted January 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 Well I'd be rich and get a larynx transplant. And shave my unibrow. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 [quote name='♚Kelp' timestamp='1295808567' post='4954716'] Fine, I want to be more of a Squilliam type. Rich, with yacht/casinos. ;P [/quote] This sounds so great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tourmaline Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 [quote name='♚Kelp' timestamp='1295818778' post='4955221'] Well I'd be rich and get a larynx transplant. And shave my unibrow. XD [/quote] May I shave and keep your unibrow? I could sell it for thousands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soul Saint Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 Hm...I'd rather be the male version of Sandy. Tree's are awesome, and it would be chill to be a Squirrel! :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelp' Posted January 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 Not to mention the karate skills. :] [quote name='Paranoia Infinite' timestamp='1295819346' post='4955281'] May I shave and keep your unibrow? I could sell it for thousands. [/quote] I doubt you could sell my unibrow, or half of it really, for thousands of dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tourmaline Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 [quote name='♚Kelp' timestamp='1295821092' post='4955407'] Not to mention the karate skills. :] I doubt you could sell my unibrow, or half of it really, for thousands of dollars. [/quote] Oh, Kelp-sama. Please tell me why I cannot, Kelp-sama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Εϝολυτιον Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 I'll join. Seems fun. Also, I rather be Patrick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelp' Posted January 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 Welcome. :] And being Patrick would be cool. Doing nothing as a career. x) [quote name='Paranoia Infinite' timestamp='1295821222' post='4955415'] Oh, Kelp-sama. Please tell me why I cannot, Kelp-sama. [/quote] Why not just donate it to a charitable cause? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tourmaline Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 Why should I? I could keep your unibrow, sell it for 6,500$ and buy things like cards for myself. I will become a deity! I'm almost a Gold member! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Εϝολυτιον Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 Defiantly. I can just sit around and watch a blank TV. Sometimes hanging out with friends doing idiotic stuff. And I can walk around with a board nailed to my forehead. Wait, I already do everything 'cept the last one. So, I'm already Patrick. Actually, would I have to be pink? I don't like the color pink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelp' Posted January 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 [quote name='Paranoia Infinite' timestamp='1295821784' post='4955451'] Why should I? I could keep your unibrow, sell it for 6,500$ and buy things like cards for myself. I will become a deity!I'm almost a Gold member! [/quote] Like I said, you couldn't sell a couple of hairs for six-thousand dollars. Unless I was famous. Silly Paranoia. :] [quote name='Εϝολυτιον' timestamp='1295821796' post='4955453'] Defiantly. I can just sit around and watch a blank TV. Sometimes hanging out with friends doing idiotic stuff. And I can walk around with a board nailed to my forehead. Wait, I already do everything 'cept the last one. So, I'm already Patrick. Actually, would I have to be pink? I don't like the color pink. [/quote] Pink's better than being blue like Squidward. x) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Εϝολυτιον Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 I like the color blue. Better than pink anyway. I find it funny Patrick and Spongebob are pink and yellow, colors usually associated with girls. I just find it funny. Don't know why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelp' Posted January 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 A lot of guys were pink now though. And yellow... well I never see much yellow on either gender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Εϝολυτιον Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 [quote name='♚Kelp' timestamp='1295822538' post='4955505'] A lot of guys were pink now though. And yellow... well I never see much yellow on either gender. [/quote] Like I said, colors usually associated with girls. I actually have a number of shirts that are pink. One is of Patrick. My dad even wears a lot of pink nowadays. Only time I wore something yellow is a wristband that I have is yellow. I wear it every now and then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 I love pink. I even have pink jeans. Yup, true story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tourmaline Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 [quote name='♚Kelp' timestamp='1295822015' post='4955466'] Like I said, you couldn't sell a couple of hairs for six-thousand dollars. Unless I was famous. Silly Paranoia. :] Pink's better than being blue like Squidward. x) [/quote] I'm hurt because you take me for a joke. You.. You witch. >: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelp' Posted January 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 You...you..wizard? [quote name='Tom.' timestamp='1295822724' post='4955516'] I love pink. I even have pink jeans. Yup, true story. [/quote] I don't even have pink jeans.. D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Εϝολυτιον Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 Wow, pink jeans. What do you wear with it? I only have blue jeans with one pair almost black. That's it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 Only the pair of pink jeans... Nah, usually my shoes and a fitting shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tourmaline Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 [quote name='♚Kelp' timestamp='1295823009' post='4955531'] You...you..wizard? I don't even have pink jeans.. D: [/quote] Yes! I am the wizard who taught you everything you know! I am your sensei, yet you are my superior in terms of rank! How can this be?! Kelp, this KLUB! THIS KLUB IS PURE BLASPHEMY!!! Why was this created, in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soul Saint Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 [quote name='Paranoia Infinite' timestamp='1295823588' post='4955558'] Yes! I am the wizard who taught you everything you know! I am your sensei, yet you are my superior in terms of rank! How can this be?! [/quote] Do you have a monocle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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