Admiral_Stalfos19 Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Thought I'd remake the "Kill the User Above You" Game. Rules are pretty simple: Use the item that the above user provided and kill them in some way, shape and/or form. And then provide an item yourself so someone else can kill you. If you don't... let's say you just die For example: User 1: A rock. User 2: I bolt you in the head with it. A car. User 3: I run you over with it. An ice cube User 4: You're inside of it. One more thing: You might want to be creative, as I'm prepared to award some of the most awesome deaths with +1 Reps. I'll start by throwing out... hmm, let's see *shuffles through box of random items* An A4 sheet of paper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 you get a papercut on your ventrical artery Smiley Face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Stalfos19 Posted January 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 You gaze at it with what seems to be such excitement while someone bolts you in the head with a 2x4... with a nail in it. A rubber band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 I shove it down your throat and pull it out with your heart on it your heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Stalfos19 Posted January 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 You freak at the sight of it still beating, and run head-first into a pole, with such force that the resulting impact kills you. Cigarette smoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Label Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 It explodes. a peice of crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 You die of second hand smoke. I'm so creative My laptop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Stalfos19 Posted January 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 [quote name='Label' timestamp='1294367787' post='4916806'] It explodes. [/quote] ^What he said. Sperm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 You have a baby and die during childbirth Dead People Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Stalfos19 Posted January 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 They become zombies, equip themselves with chainsaws and go on a manhunt for you. I lead them to your exact location and they do the rest. A rug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 You get rug burn so bad, you get 4th degree burns and die A Cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Stalfos19 Posted January 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 It's no ordinary cat... its a bloodthirsty tiger. Have fun. A normal cat (i.e. not a lion, a tiger, a leopard or anything like that). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 It dies, so you bury it in the Pet Semetary and it comes back to life and kills you a book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Stalfos19 Posted January 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 It's a book on how to spell the word CEMETERY. Feeling ashamed of being Grammar Nazi'd, you slit your own throat. A milkshake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 I throw it at you. You fall off of a cliff. You land safely in the water below. You come out. You die of pneumonia. Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Stalfos19 Posted January 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 You don't have one... which means you're dead. A plank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenogears Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 He starres you to the death. [IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y14/plankscousin/plank4.jpg[/IMG] A mole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 it burrows a hole under you, you fall into the hole and the mole slashes you with its Sharp Claws a brick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Drops on your foot. Then you get Falcon Punched by Captain Falcon Death (cannot be you randomly die) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Stalfos19 Posted January 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 You're speaking with Death when a thunderbolt goes straight for your heart. Yo face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StealthyTyranitar Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 shoots out lazers, so you get shot television Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiri Tsukikawa Posted January 9, 2011 Report Share Posted January 9, 2011 It's a giants television and it squishes you to death when it falls on you. Winter time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Stalfos19 Posted January 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 You get enveloped into a blizzard and freeze solid. 10,000 years later, you find yourself in an alien encampment, being treated as a slave. One of the aliens cracks his whip right next to your ear, unaware that the sound caused by this is above the 200 dB mark and thus loud enough to kill you. Ninjas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiri Tsukikawa Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 They capture you and hand you over to monsters that eat you. A hypnotized monster that will obey only me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Stalfos19 Posted January 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 I grab its club and bolt it in the head with it. Being knocked unconscious, it falls on you and squashes you with its immense girth. Bubblegum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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