Admiral_Stalfos19 Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Chuck Norris has his own gravitational field that completely differentiates from Earth's, so if you appear to be falling from a multi-story building, you might wanna check if he's at ground floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ｄｈａｒｃ Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 [center][size="3"][color="#800080"]Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked himself in the face eighty-six times at once. It made him blink.[/color][/size][/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokemaniac92711 Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Chuck Norris once beat Weegee in a staring contest! Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick your shadow. One time, Chuck Norris got hit in the head with a club, after 10 days with a concusion, the club died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 A man once kicked Chuck Norris in the face. His foot needed to be amputated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokemaniac92711 Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Chuck Norris is the only being in existance that can lift up Dr. Eggman with one Finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infinitysqrd Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Chuck Norris can win at Mindsweeper and do his taxes Simultaneously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of All Spades Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Chuck Norris can answer Philosoraptor questions correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Chuck Norris takes viagra eye drops so he can look hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Chuck Norris can say all of pi...in 2.64 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
<}Alpha Frogodile{> Posted January 17, 2011 Report Share Posted January 17, 2011 Apparently the tears of Chuck Norris can cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry. The sky was once green and the grass was once blue. Then they got in a fight with Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of All Spades Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Chuck Norris can beat QWOP by holding one key...his house key.[quote name='Sky Fire' timestamp='1294371325' post='4916940'] Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral [/quote] Chuck Norris puts the LAUGHTER in Manslaughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted January 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 chuck norris can win a game in 0 turns/gos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Stalfos19 Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Safer Sephorith was defeated by a Level 1 Cloud, a Level 1 Barrett and Level 1 Cid the other day. Commandeering these guys at that time was, you guessed it, Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~LunaticTouhou~ Posted January 22, 2011 Report Share Posted January 22, 2011 Chuck Norris can over eat with out getting fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrel Girl Posted January 23, 2011 Report Share Posted January 23, 2011 When Chuck Norris Round Kick someone, the Earth rotate faster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 Chuck Norris beat Medusa in a staring contest. Several times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted January 29, 2011 Report Share Posted January 29, 2011 If you +rep this comment, Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrel Girl Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 That is worth a rep, but he still round kick JB When chuck norris screams, all living things will die Chuck Norris never screams so it's OK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of All Spades Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 Chuck Norris does MySpace...only it's called HisSpace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrel Girl Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 Chuck norris does not go the road is moving under chuck norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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