Sweetie Belle Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Chuck Norris can open and eat a bag of potato chips in a movie theater... [i]without making a single sound.[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Sometimes, before setting the sun with linger for just a few more moments to get 1 last look at Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Eminem met Chuck Norris recently. He no longer sings "I'm Not Afraid." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted January 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 the last time chuck norris went to town was tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Darwin was wrong; we didn't evolve from monkeys. We evolved backwards from Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 The moon isn't the result of a meteor hitting Earth. It is the result of Chuck Norris playing golf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 The moon revolves around Chuck Norris, not the Earth. Chuck Norris just happens to be here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infinitysqrd Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 You heard of killing two birds with one stone Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted January 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 kaiba didn't screw the rules, it was chuck norris screwing the rules through kaiba Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaring Rose Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Chuck Norris can do 2 girls, 1 cup by himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted January 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 noone blends chuck norris, chuck norris blends you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Chuck Norris can find the needle in the haystack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 [quote name='RadioKirby' timestamp='1294355820' post='4916349'] Chuck Norris can find the needle in the haystack. [/quote] No, Chuck Norris can find the needle...in a needle stack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaring Rose Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Chuck Norris can move the un-movable object Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaring Rose Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Chuck Norris can move the un-movable object Sorry for double post. Some glitch made it 2 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
infinitysqrd Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 A man once got drunk and told Chuck Norris off his last words were "I bet you I can dogde one of Chuck Norris's round house kicks" luckily for him Chuck Norris missed on purpose and hit the wall of the bar. THe bar colapsed around the man and he later died of a heart attack after witnessing the awesomeness that is Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Label Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Chuck Noris can have sex with poop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Chuck Norris once donated some of his old watches to a group of kids. We now know them as the Power Rangers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 In china there is a legend of a man who will be born on the solar eclipse and have the power of the dragons. Chuck Norris is not this man, but he did kill this man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Stalfos19 Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Pucking flies where I am at the moment. Where's Chuck Norris when you need him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Chuck Norris can kill people in card games...in real life...using a deck of 40x0 ATK and DEF vanillas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral_Stalfos19 Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Someone saw Chuck Norris pissing on a fence, and though he'd do the same. Little did he know that that fence was electric. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaring Rose Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Chuck Norris jailbroke a calculator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaring Rose Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Chuck Norris spelt backwards is round house kick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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