Sweetie Belle Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you feel it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Chuck Norris' last option is violence.It is also his only option Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newfie Kuriboh Shark Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 chuck norris was supposed to die 30 years ago, but death was to afraid to come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Blu:. Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Chuck Norris doesn't break hearts, he breaks legs If you look at the American Flag long enough, you can see a 3D image of Chuck Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 If Chuck Norris is running late, time slows down. It knows better. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Blu:. Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 If Chuck Norris needs a vacation, he doesn't travel, the destination goes to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry. Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 A meteor didn't kill the dinosaurs. One of them ate Chuck Norris' hamburger...you can guess what happens now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. If this is the case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Chuck Norris won a game of blackjack with only the instruction card and a joker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Chuck Norris once beat the chess supercomputer at chess using only a pawn, 3 thimbles and a piece from SORRY!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Chuck Norris can Normal Summon Synchros...five times per turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 [quote name='!' timestamp='1293995081' post='4906648'] Chuck Norris can Normal Summon Synchros...five times per turn. [/quote] Isn't that like REALLY REALLY against the rules? Chuck Norris once appeared on a celebrity Wheel of Fortune. He spun first.The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around akwardly wait for the wheel to stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newfie Kuriboh Shark Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 if it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and smells like chicken, but chuck norris says its beef, then its f***ing beef! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 The only time Chuck Norris was ever wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Chuck Norris know what Pot of Greed does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 [quote name='Monkeymadman' timestamp='1293994930' post='4906642'] Chuck Norris once beat the chess supercomputer at chess using only a pawn, 3 thimbles and a piece from SORRY!. [/quote] True, but he was going easy on the computer. He only really needed that piece from SORRY!. Chuck Norris proved the cake wasn't a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of All Spades Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Chuck Norris hates Raymond, but loves Chris. (Everybody Loves Raymond, Everybody Hates Chris) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Chuck Norris was born with 2 umbilical cords, a red one and a blue one. The bomb squad cut the wrong one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Some kids piss their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete. Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. Mr. T, Arnold Shcwarzzenger, and Chuck Norris are standing in front of God. God says to them,"I have call you three here because you are the greatest fighters in the world and I have a place for one of you at my right hand. You must prove to me whom of you it shall be." Mr. T steps and says "I pity the fool who doesn't let me sit at His right hand." God tells him that he was not good enough and sends Mr. T to hell. Arnold steps up and says "I was in predator, commando, the terminator. You must choose the governator." God tells him not good enough and sends Arnold to hell. God turns to Chuck Norris and say "Why should you sit beside me?" Chuck quickly proceeds to roundhouse kick God in the face and say "*****, your in my seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Everything Chuck Norris touches doesn't turn into gold, instead it grows a beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Blu:. Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 It never rains on Chuck Norris Arnold Schwarzenegger survived being hunted by Predator, the same can't be said for Predator when it was being hunted by Chuck Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ｄｈａｒｃ Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 [center][color=#800080][size=2]Chuck Norris once caught Exodia with a pickle jar lid. He then released it, calling it "Weak."[/size][/color][/center][center][color=#800080][size=2] [/size][/color][/center][center][color=#800080][size=2]Chuck Norris beat the entire Pokemon League with the following team: Magikarp, Kuriboh, a chocolate Easter Bunny, and the Green Giant.[/size][/color][/center][center][color=#800080][size=2] [/size][/color][/center][center][color=#800080][size=2]There is no [/size][/color][color=#800080][size=2]Control key on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.[/size][/color][/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 [quote name='Monkeymadman' timestamp='1293995201' post='4906651'] Isn't that like REALLY REALLY against the rules? [/quote] Someone told that to him once. That person has never been seen again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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