WTFauKorean Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 chuck norris can defeat himself in a fashionable way, by running around the world fast enough to catch up with the back of his head and punch it. but he wouldnt do that, becasue his blood is the cure for cancer but he will never bleed in front of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 When you play Scrabble with Chuck Norris, zfjqxmrf IS a real word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 A cobra once bit Chuck Norris in the leg.After five days of excrutiating pain, the cobra died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 There was once a band known as "The Peas". Chuck Norris came by with a roundhouse kick. That band is now known as "The Black-Eyed Peas" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 When Chuck Norris' **** hits the fan, the fan breaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Chuck Norris can put out a fire with gasoline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Chuck Norris was baptised with Napalm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Chuck Norris takes a week-long vacation... every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 An episode of Walker,Texas Ranger aired in France once.The French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on is safe side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Chuck Norris knows what a double rainbow means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Chuck Norris makes onions cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Chuck Norris can get flash on a Mac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Chuck Norris can impregnate women at a glance. He can also do this with men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he turns into Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 If you can read this sentence, thank a teacher. If you are still reading, thank Chuck Norris for allowing you to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Chuck Norris thinks the rent is to damn low. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 They say tough people eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ｄｈａｒｃ Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 [center][color="#800080"][size=2]If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you have three seconds left t----[/size][/color][/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Chuck Norris can make Nexus believe in him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 A masked man once stabbed Chuck Norris in an alley behind a childrens hospital.The knife bled to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ｄｈａｒｃ Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 [center][size=2][color="#800080"]Chuck Norris once caught the Karate Kid in midair with chopsticks.[/color][/size][/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetie Belle Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Chuck Norris is the real Slim Shady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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