~British Soul~ Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 i think we all know who Chuck Norris is (if not google search him), but post something chuck norris can do best ones earn a rep i'll start Chuck Norris can divide by zero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chedbonlahor Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Chuck Norris doesn't learn languages....languages learn Chuck Norris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newfie Kuriboh Shark Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 chuck norris really killed the dinoasaurs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Blu:. Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Chuck Norris can swim through concrete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Chuck Norris can eat just one lays potato chip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted January 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Chuck Norris can be in 2 places at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smesh Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Chuck Norris invented water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 [quote name='Smesh' timestamp='1293914740' post='4903925'] Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. [/quote] DAMNIT! Chuck Norris once won a staring contest with Medusa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yang Xiao-Long Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Chuck Norris can hear himself. While traveling at the speed of light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 The Black Eyed Peas were just called "The Peas" before Chuck Norris met them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yang Xiao-Long Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brinolovania Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Chuck Norris Believes in Nexus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 When god said 'Let there be light', Chuck Norris made the sun for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chedbonlahor Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 The origin of the word "f***" can be traced back to the the time of Chuck Norris. Whenever he would enter a room all who feared him would panic and say "Oh Chuck" Before he proceeded to wipe the floor with them in a single breath. The phrase "Oh Chuck" was then coined as a general cry of warning uttered the very moment before something terrible was to transpire such as a volcanic eruption, a mass genocide or the sighting of Justin Beiber. The phrase "Oh Chuck" as it reached foreign lips took on the new guise of "Chuck" however, still retaining the same meaning of imminent foreboding. It seemed though that when the phrase "Chuck" was bellowed the latent tradegy would seemingly increase in its devistation, almost enraged by the mention of "Chuck" itself. The word "Chuck" then becamse synonymous with bad luck and people became more and more apprehensive about saying it, until one day it vanished from existence. Many many years later in a small diner on the outskirts of Lithuania Chuck Norris came in slowly through the enterance doors, he lifted his head slowly and smiled. Those in the diner froze, the word "Chuck" waited agitatingly within the mouthes of all those in the diner, like the last bullet in a loaded pistol, but only trembling air pierced the lips of those watching in horror. All in the diner that day perished. When news of Chuck Norris's return filtered across the planet a new word came to be, a word of immense forboding inspired by the travesty of the word "Chuck" and so it came to be......"f***". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin7653 Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 chuck norris can 50 donoughts in under a minute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ｄｈａｒｃ Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 [center][size="3"][color="#800080"]They say the tears of Chuck Norris could cure AIDS and Cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry.[/color][/size][/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Kanye West interrupted Chuck Norris. He is now Kanye East. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Rather than being born like a normal child, Chuck Norris decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Hence the term"C-Section" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 God told Noah to build the Ark when Chuck Norris told God he was going for a swim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
<}Alpha Frogodile{> Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 [quote name='Mr Spaz the Twenty Third©' timestamp='1293937720' post='4904904'] God told Noah to build the Ark when Chuck Norris told God he was going for a swim. [/quote] Chuck Norris [b]is[/b] God. He can also sit in the corner of a circular room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WattDragon Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Chuck norris doesnt sleep. He waits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeymadman Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 The saddest part of a child's life isn't wen they find out Santa isn't real, its when they find out Chuck Norris is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ｄｈａｒｃ Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 [center][size=2][color="#800080"]Chuck Norris once ate a 360 oz. steak with a side of mashed potatoes in 1 hour. He spent the first 59 minutes and 59 seconds banging his waitress.[/color][/size][/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavens Guardian Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Chuck norris can swoosh u all!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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