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But-but-but I just proved that he is! D:

 

Well technically I proved LE is PART Cal.

No, Doc Scratch is part Cal. Doc Scratch is not part of Lord English. It is merely his job to make sure Lord English can enter the universe.

 

If Cal was Lord English, that would mean Doc Scratch is more powerful than him. Dumbass.

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Geromy is too black to be anything useful.

 

Black people are made primarily to die in movies and LE is nigh immortal.

 

EDIT: I think Doc Scratch sees Jack as a father figure of sorts since it was Bec Noir who cared for him and allowed BQ to make him.

 

It seems that way given how he acts. Which is like a little kid trying to get his fathers approval, a very smart kid.

 

Or backwards, hard to tell really.

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No, Doc Scratch is part Cal. Doc Scratch is not part of Lord English. It is merely his job to make sure Lord English can enter the universe.

 

If Cal was Lord English, that would mean Doc Scratch is more powerful than him. Dumbass.

 

Actually, it wasn't stated Doc Scratch served Lord English. It was merely stated he served a 'demon' which the fanbase thought was LE. Given his apartment looks awfully similar to the Felt Mansion, and Spades looks awfully pissed, I'd say Spades went into the room thinking Doc Scratch was LE, which is perfectly reasonably. Not to mention Doc Scratch could very well be 'Lord English' as technically speaking Sn0wman 'works' for him and he has to deal with time shenanigans (would you look at that, The Felt!). Doc Scratch could very much be 'Lord English', as The Felt doesn't see him much anyways, and why else would Sn0wMan be with them?

 

So if Doc Scratch 'is' Lord English, then technically Lil'Cal is Lord English, in some way or another.

 

SO YEAH.

 

tl;dr The Cal is LE joke is not viable anymore.

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Actually, it wasn't stated Doc Scratch served Lord English. It was merely stated he served a 'demon' which the fanbase thought was LE. Given his apartment looks awfully similar to the Felt Mansion, and Spades looks awfully pissed, I'd say Spades went into the room thinking Doc Scratch was LE, which is perfectly reasonably. Not to mention Doc Scratch could very well be 'Lord English' as technically speaking Sn0wman 'works' for him and he has to deal with time shenanigans (would you look at that, The Felt!). Doc Scratch could very much be 'Lord English', as The Felt doesn't see him much anyways, and why else would Sn0wMan be with them?

So if Doc Scratch 'is' Lord English, then technically Lil'Cal is Lord English, in some way or another.

SO YEAH.

 

tl;dr The Cal is LE joke is not viable anymore.

Um... no, no he is not.

 

At all, not even close.

 

Is Grandpa the Heir of Breath?

 

Is Bro the Seer of Light?

 

More importantly IS THE CUE BALL LORD ENGLISH?

 

 

Plus how can Doc Scratch be Lord English if Doc Scratch is a First Guardian, and thus he DOESN'T eat universes and was not summoned with a virus that activated at the end of the universe.

 

He was summoned during a game, while the universe was perfectly alive and not summoned.

 

Plus your argument states that the Cue ball is just as Lord English as Cal.

 

 

There is roundabout technicalities and there is complete bullshit.

 

All of this talk has me thinking two things.

 

1: nothing is as it appears.

 

2: Bec Noir is d c Scrath's father?

 

Grandfather really, having brought Cal into the medium and thus being Cal's sortof father, and cal was usen to make DS.

 

So Bec is Scratch's grandpa.

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@Nexev: Same thing with the whole 'demon' thing. Lord English was implied to be a demon, but only implied. f***, Hussie said on his old formspring that the Lord English we know doesn't actually exist. By Doc Scratch being LE, I meant him being the Lord English THE FELT know, not an all powerful demon.

 

:I

 

But I'm not going to continue this argument as eventually I'm going to lose and we realize this was a huge waste and we're all idiots.

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Doc Scratch is starting to find a place in my heart.

 

'When I am finished with this minor interruption, we will resume our gentlemanly negotiation. I will proceed to beat you severely until you agree to do what I ask. I trust you won't take it personally'

 

&

'Now please excuse me. I have to talk to a teenage girl from another universe'

 

Are just golden.

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Yeah, it's kind of refreshing to have someone being so blatant, especially when it's to someone who doesn't particularly give a damn.

 

Also, I think there was a page that hinted at D c Scratch having Lord English as one of his alternate names? o.O

 

On a completely unrelated note, I just got Soul Silver yesterday. I made a group on it called The Felt, cause I felt like it and there was nothing else that I could think of that fit within a seven letter space. >_<

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