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DJ Tiesto

[color=red]Terribly overrated techno/house artist who singlehandedly paved way for the destruction of techno/house as a prominent subgenre.[/color]

He creates music in this fashion:
- Add generic leads for about 80 bars of music
- Every 15 measures add 1 instrument doing nothing but 1 sound every measure.
- Do not go faster than 128 BPM that's a sin.
- Leads and Harmony should be exactly alike and should not be complicated or otherwise different.
- Repeat this until song is 8 minutes long.
- Run song through compression and reduce noise and bass while making the bells and whistles more prominent. Clearly this is how you professionally mix a song.
- Release 3 songs a day on an EP and sell it for 15$.
- 2 NEW HIT SINGLES! AND AN ALBUM FAVORITE!
- ???
- Profit

Which leads to other people to do the same but worse. I heard he's been getting better but if you mess up 28 times I don't give you the 29th.
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[quote name='The Cake Is A Lie' timestamp='1293632442' post='4892575']
I love to hate Slipknot. Not very original or melodic. They hide their faces behind masks (OK if it is hole the body like GWAR (I mean, Dave Brockie is quite ugly, so I understand he hides behind his alter ego Orderus Urungus), the best is if they're not hiding theirselfs.). And some pepole say Slipknot is Death Metal. I mean, they can't even growl properly, and they are more Metalcore than Death Metal.

...Slipknot is for angry white kids.
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Slipknot is orignal, try find another band with nine members, or even a band that sounds like them, and even if you do, Slipknot most likely came first.

Slipknot is Nu Metal, not Metalcore, there is more than one way to growl, and everyone has different vocal chords.

Good day.
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[quote name='-Broderick-' timestamp='1293650835' post='4893584']
Slipknot is orignal, try find another band with nine members, or even a band that sounds like them, and even if you do, Slipknot most likely came first.
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[s]MUSHROOMHEAD!!!1[/s]

I personally don't hate Slipknot for their music, aside their new album. It's just they're so amazingly overhyped, and they seem to be the sole source of every metal steryotype.
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Zombie death pirate melodic troll black metal.

I dun leik that.

But the artist I despise most is Lady Gaga. Her music lacks anything special and her cult fanbase is too extreme.
I'm alright with Justin Bieber, I only hate his fans and his pansy "omg fix me girl I love you forever" songs.
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