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But your not looking back in the day 2D is all they had. If there was 3D then everyones mind what have been expanded.

Lets look at an example. If Gears Of War was around on a cheap system with 3D graphics the same time Pong Came out which what everyone chose?

 

I'm not talking about video games. I'm talking about movies. When it comes to animation, I prefer 2D movie-wise and 3D game wise. Maybe it's because when I was growing up, we had alot of kid movies, of course all 2D (aside from Toy Story, the only good D/P collab I've ever seen) and I loved it. I loved the stories, I loved everything about them. Then I got older and what I started recognizing wasn't the story, it was the work put into it. Frame by frame... they have about 20 frames for a second of animation. That continues to amaze me to this day. (Then there's stop-frame animation, which is a whole 'nother thing all on it's own.) To me, 3D animating is the lazy way out. YES it does take alot of time still, but the animators really don't get to know the character personally, and it doesn't have the same 'feel' as when an artist spends the whole production on that one character. For main characters in 2D, they had to have a very large group of people. Milo from Atlantis for example - eleven people to create one character. And now, one person may finish a character in a single day. They enter all the stuff in once, and then customize with the press of a button. It's not real enough to me. Video-games I understand, 2D is too much work for a video-game. Games aren't as big as movies. Movies have years of work put into them. The Corpse Bride for example (NOT 3D animation, stop-frame animation) took (correct me if I'm wrong) the better part of ten years to make. There's just so much more personality and uniqueness with 2D, 3D is just... ugh, it's impersonal. Anyways, I'm rambling... I'll shut up now.

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You people named some movies that flopped to an extent, but nothing really terrible...

 

Ever seen You Got Served by any chance? Sucks total *daylights*!

 

No? What about The Tony Blair Witch Project, where the title was about the best part of it.

 

The ultimate fail of a sequel that is Daddy Day Camp?

 

Still no? Son of the Mask? Hobgoblins? Anus Magillicutty?

 

*Sigh* I watch bad movies for a good laugh, but the movie that takes the absolute cake for total *daylights* is EASILY Land of the Free, 1998 with William Shatner. The biggest *daylights* cliché of an "action" film, with appauling acting, terrible camerawork, a disgusting screenplay, etc., etc. If you have a chance to see it, do, just to please your appetite for bad movies, and every little thing that is good about every movie you will ever see after it will be clear as day. I was revolting.

 

I went and saw the new Alien vs Predator film today it wasnt that good but it was ok and it made me think whats the worst film ive seen?

I came up with:

Beowolf (worst stroyline ever)

Stormbreaker (biggest letdown book kick ass but film sucked really bad)

All Harry Potter Films (only good thing is emma watson (i would' date=' would u =)))

 

Whats ur opinion?

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Beowulf had a great storyline, but I'll agree it sucked, the CG ruined it for me, the whole time I kept flashing back to watching Shrek 1.

 

"March of the Penguins" was the worst movie I've ever seen in my life.

 

Paid 20 bucks to watch something I could have seen on the Discovery Channel.

 

It's a documentary, what the *daylights* do you expect?

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You people named some movies that flopped to an extent' date=' but nothing really terrible...

 

Ever seen [b']You Got Served[/b] by any chance? Sucks total *daylights*!

 

No? What about The Tony Blair Witch Project, where the title was about the best part of it.

 

The ultimate fail of a sequel that is Daddy Day Camp?

 

Still no? Son of the Mask? Hobgoblins? Anus Magillicutty?

 

*Sigh* I watch bad movies for a good laugh, but the movie that takes the absolute cake for total *daylights* is EASILY Land of the Free, 1998 with William Shatner. The biggest *daylights* cliché of an "action" film, with appauling acting, terrible camerawork, a disgusting screenplay, etc., etc. If you have a chance to see it, do, just to please your appetite for bad movies, and every little thing that is good about every movie you will ever see after it will be clear as day. I was revolting.

 

I went and saw the new Alien vs Predator film today it wasnt that good but it was ok and it made me think whats the worst film ive seen?

I came up with:

Beowolf (worst stroyline ever)

Stormbreaker (biggest letdown book kick ass but film sucked really bad)

All Harry Potter Films (only good thing is emma watson (i would' date=' would u =)))

 

Whats ur opinion?

[/quote']

 

Beowulf had a great storyline, but I'll agree it sucked, the CG ruined it for me, the whole time I kept flashing back to watching Shrek 1.

 

"March of the Penguins" was the worst movie I've ever seen in my life.

 

Paid 20 bucks to watch something I could have seen on the Discovery Channel.

 

It's a documentary' date=' what the *daylights* do you expect?

[/quote']

 

ROTFLMFAO the tony blair witch project *goes rent movie*

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I'd have to say BEOwolf and the Comebacks. and if you think that HAppy feet was bad, try getting musical, SOME of the music wasn't that bad....even I'm saying this, the guy who like prog metal. but yet I'm just steriotyping myself, I look at music for talent. not for if the singing is bad. heck I like songs better without singing.

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You people named some movies that flopped to an extent' date=' but nothing really terrible...

 

Ever seen [b']You Got Served[/b] by any chance? Sucks total *daylights*!

 

No? What about The Tony Blair Witch Project, where the title was about the best part of it.

 

The ultimate fail of a sequel that is Daddy Day Camp?

 

Still no? Son of the Mask? Hobgoblins? Anus Magillicutty?

 

*Sigh* I watch bad movies for a good laugh, but the movie that takes the absolute cake for total *daylights* is EASILY Land of the Free, 1998 with William Shatner. The biggest *daylights* cliché of an "action" film, with appauling acting, terrible camerawork, a disgusting screenplay, etc., etc. If you have a chance to see it, do, just to please your appetite for bad movies, and every little thing that is good about every movie you will ever see after it will be clear as day. I was revolting.

 

I went and saw the new Alien vs Predator film today it wasnt that good but it was ok and it made me think whats the worst film ive seen?

I came up with:

Beowolf (worst stroyline ever)

Stormbreaker (biggest letdown book kick ass but film sucked really bad)

All Harry Potter Films (only good thing is emma watson (i would' date=' would u =)))

 

Whats ur opinion?

[/quote']

 

Beowulf had a great storyline, but I'll agree it sucked, the CG ruined it for me, the whole time I kept flashing back to watching Shrek 1.

 

"March of the Penguins" was the worst movie I've ever seen in my life.

 

Paid 20 bucks to watch something I could have seen on the Discovery Channel.

 

It's a documentary' date=' what the *daylights* do you expect?

[/quote']

 

ROTFLMFAO the tony blair witch project *goes rent movie*

 

It's off "The Blair Witch Project". :wink:

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HIGH. SCHOOL. MUSICAL.

 

The storyline was absolutely pathetic.

 

OMG. We're trying out for a play and someone's trying to cheat their way into it. What do they do about it? Sing. What would I have done? Beat their butts to the ground. Plain and simple.

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HIGH. SCHOOL. MUSICAL.

 

The storyline was absolutely pathetic.

 

OMG. We're trying out for a play and someone's trying to cheat their way into it. What do they do about it? Sing. What would I have done? Beat their butts to the ground. Plain and simple.

 

yes you wanna make it intresting make troy a coke addict and his girlrend a teenage mother then you have a real high school

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