Worst way to die

[Grunt Issun]

Basicly, come up with the worst death imaginable, to go with the scenario posted by the above user after they post there death

EXAMPLE:
User1: *Death statement*
You just got home

User 2: I just got home and see that my flowers have wilted, thus I die from lack of fabulosity

Start:
Your on top of a building

[<}Alpha Frogodile{>]

i jump, and right before i hit the pavement I get hit by a ford with an open engine. the engine then eats me up and kills me.

you are at your wedding

[Grunt Issun]

and my bride pulls out a knife and goes crazy physchopath on me and kills me

Your in a movie theater

[<}Alpha Frogodile{>]

and i get shot by John Wilkes Booth.

you are in heaven

[Grunt Issun]

and they realise that there was a mistake on the list, so they kick me down into hell

You are inside a box

[~British Soul~]

and you have a lack of air so you die

you're in an office

[DARKPLANT RISING]

The office has full heaters on, and you fall to heat disorder. Then flames start erupting from the files you spent 20 years to complete and was just about to show to the world, the computer gets a virus that downloads all private information you have to the entire world, crushing that document, before the flames engulf you.

You're at home.

[~British Soul~]

and you fall asleep on the sofa, burglars break in and kill you with their guns

you're near a cliff

[Grunt Issun]

And a black hole opens up and sucks you in, thus you due from spaghetification

your drifting through space with the proper oxegyn supply

[Brinolovania]

The magical tomato-shaped aliens come in and decide to take me back to their home planet. Unfortunately, they want me for a zoo exhibit. And they accidentaly feed me food that's poisonous for humans.

You're on a plane.

[Grunt Issun]

And twenty-thousand of Cells Lazahs fire and hit me

Your fishing on a lake

[DARKPLANT RISING]

A Megalodon jumps out and devours you.

You're watchinng TV.

[Admiral_Stalfos19]

^This supposed to happen in 1st person view, not 2nd person view

Anyway, the pictures go all screwy, and I see the silver hand from Fringe reaching for me. It grabs hold of my forehand and I start acting like I had a seizure before my brain liquifies. (Think that's what happens in the actual program).

You're playing Diablo II: Lord of Destruction.