Ice. Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 I loled. I don't get the Seed Spitter joke though. D; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted December 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 There is a reason for it. It'll be relieved later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice. Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Ah. Well. Avios: Jump to the Bipolar Idiot. => Mac: Go pester Avios. => Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proto Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Mac: Discover that blocking RoboSprite is futile. CRYING IN THE CORNER COMMENCE! After that.. Mac: Capalogue random things on Builder's work bench. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted December 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 [font="Arial Black"]Mac commence Alcimizing orgy=>[/font] Oh sweet jegus yes. WEIRD DRILL THING//Lance= SPINSTICK SPINSTICK&&TTGL POSTER= STICK THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS CODE GEASS POSTER//PROTOMAN HELMET= UNIONIZING MINDJACK HELM ROCKETSHIP MODEL&& SNEAKERS= ULTINIKE FF V//BUISNESS SUIT=THE GARB OF EXTREMELY MAINLY MEN! ZERO WATCH&&BUILDER'S SUPERCOMP= NEXMART iDIE 2.4 Wow, that is pretty damn sweet gear. Good thing VG wired you all that Grist. Where did he get that much anyway? [font="Arial Black"]Mac: Brag to your lawyer friend=>[/font] [spoiler=pesterchum] [color="#8B0000"][color="#8B0000"][AE] dudE looK aT thiS sweeT geaR I goT. [AE] onE oF thosE modS showeD mE hoW.[/color][/color] [color="#008080"][XF] Pretty impre2ive. The ru1e6ook 2ay2 you 2hou1den't even 6e a61e to get thi2 2tuff yet for a 1ong time. [XF] I gue22 that'2 a gift of you2, making a11ie2.[/color] [color="#8B0000"][color="#8B0000"][AE] huH, cooL I guesS. [AE] sO, hoW arE thingS aT youR enD?[/color][/color] [color="#008080"][XF] Meh, he'2 6eing a 1azy douche.[/color] [/spoiler] [font="Arial Black"][font="Arial Black"]Be the lazy douche=>[/font][/font] You'll do it later. [font="Arial Black"][S]Kill narrator=>[/font] Whoa, no need to jump da gun. I'm doing it, okay? Sheesh. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B03aycvn0sM&feature=related So your fighting your ravenous angel lusus who is swarming you with a legion of plants. You left your mic on while fighting so you could talk to Avios. Pretty logical day isn't it. Of course f***ing not stupid! You miss the day when things made sense. Oh, btw. STRIFE!! [font="Arial Black"][font="Arial Black"]Finish this fight=>[/font][/font] Hey Saint? Why don't you chill off? Hahahaha... man that sucks. Whatever, Saint is not in any position to criticize you, what with a refrigerator falling on his head. Some times your psichonic powers scare you. [font="Arial Black"][font="Arial Black"]Intro time=>[/font][/font] Yes, let's do that. Your name is Kelvin Judical, and once the world made sense. You missed those days. Then for some reason your Lusus started getting antsy and things have been off the rocker. This is cause you and him share MINOR UNIVERSEBENDING POWERS. Probbaly on account of your status as a FREAK OF NATURE. No one even knows how HumanXtroll matespriting ever worked in the first place. But ever since Nexcorp announced that Sburb game, s***'s been crazy. What is not crazy are your interests. One is DELICOUS BEVERAGES, particuraly ones that KEEP YOU UP ALL NIGHT. You also enjoy ORCASTRATED SOUND like just about all your friends. You also enjoy MIND GAMES, such as PUZZLES. God you love puzzles. If puzzles were a young and shapely woman you would GO ON A ROMANTIC DINNER WITH HER. Your trollhandle is [color="#9ACD32"][color="#9ACD32"][/color]legallyBrewed [LB][/color] and you [color="#9ACD32"]SeE BotH SideS UnlesS bLINDEd by rAEg!!![color="#808000"][/color][/color] [font="Arial Black"]Be konami! =>[/font] You put on your NEXCORP RED-BLUE COMPUVISOR and began to dictate to your card game minions about the new ban list. First we shall ban stardus- No, damn it! This madness is getting to you too! You don't ask for much, you don't ask for the world to suddenly change to normal. You just want to be able to add two to two and get four like everyone should. Why is that not possible? [font="Arial Black"]Equip strife=>[/font] You don't usually need one do to your FREAK PSYCHIC POWERS but you have trouble channeling them. f*** you need the visor just to keep them in control. Much like Earth's Cyclops that you have no idea about because THIS IS NOTEARTH! You equip the Visorkind and your Glovekind to your strife portfolio. BTW you can use the glove to use psychic powers as well. Right now you can only use a weak TELEKINISES and a blast of CAFFEINATED ENERGY. You will get more powers as more gloves and visors are alchimized but you don't know that yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proto Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 As people need comments... I'm not sure what I can say here... Other then.. Kelvin ======>>>> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 Konami: Sue Kelvin [s]for copyright infringement[/s] because you're a huge b**** and haven't been on a good life-wrecking spree since the Upperdeck incident. Avios and Kelvin: COURTROOM SHENANIGANS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice. Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 Kelvin: Point and yell at random crap. ==> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted December 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 [font="Arial Black"][font="Arial Black"]Kelvin Converse with friend=>[/font][/font] [spoiler=open pesterlog][color="#9ACD32"][color="#9ACD32"][LB] RighT, I'M AbouT TO GeT YoU IN. [LB] HolD ON, SomeonE AT ThE DooR [LB] JusT StarT LoadinG [LB] ow sOn of a b****! [/color][/color][/spoiler] [font="Arial Black"]Avios Wonder what happened? =>[/font] He's been gone for awhile. Is everything okay? Hang on, your getting a message. [font="Arial Black"]Avios: Get minimodded[/font] [spoiler=Pesterlog][color="#00FFFF"][font="Franklin Gothic Medium"]faithfullyXenophilic [FX][/font][/color] began conversing with [color="#008080"]xanatosForte [XF][/color] [font="Franklin Gothic Medium"][color="#00FFFF"][FX] Fir5t, 91ea5e don't get too mad.[/color][/font][color="#008080"] [XF] Why wou1d I get mad? [XF] What'2 going on?[/color] [color="#00FFFF"][font="Franklin Gothic Medium"][FX] We11 if you 9romi5e. Ke1vin can't be your 5erver.[/font][/color] [color="#008080"][color="#008080"][XF] Why?[/color][/color] [font="Franklin Gothic Medium"][color="#00FFFF"][FX] Konami kidna9ed him. Anyway I'm going to have to be your 5erver in5tead.[/color][/font] [color="#008080"][XF] ... [XF] What?[/color] [font="Franklin Gothic Medium"][color="#00FFFF"][color="#00FFFF"][FX] No time. Ex91ain 1ater. 91ea53 hurry? VD to1d me dying wa5 bad.[/color][/color] [/font] [center][center] [color="#00FFFF"][color="#00FFFF"][FX][/color][/color] Banned herself from convo[/center][/center] [color="#008080"][XF] WaiT! DAMMIT![/color][/spoiler] [font="Arial Black"][font="Arial Black"][S] Abscond from the darkness[/font][/font] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_7XTALrIDY&feature=related Awesomeness is awesome. So much s*** just went down. Kelvin put up the good fight, but that green lightening blast just knocked him flat. What is Konami's motives in all this? Who is the mysterious minimods, what are they up to? I guess we aren't meant to know yet. Mac is clearing out his house of the swarm of bad guys, yet more seem to be popping up, Avios had to shoot himself with his cruxtite revolver. And now all the minions have been prototyped with revolvers. They now have gun hands. Way to go. CHAPT 3 END! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice. Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 Screw Konami. I hate them now. Even more then before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted December 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 Konami is a being. Not a coporation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice. Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 ... SURPRISING DEVELOPMENT. Konami is Lord British of Forumlocked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted December 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 [font="Arial Black"][S] Doomed vengfullyDefective: Be a hero <=[/font] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PECx1tX0igo&feature=related In the planet of Notearth, a dark citadel stands. Towering above all that surrounds it, the thing seems to dare one to be foolish enough to attempt to enter it. Forsake all that you have lived for to satisfy or curiosity. Yet a man stood in front of it. He knows the danger of challenging it. But he has no choice in the matter, this is what paradox space compels him to do. The person locked away in this bastion of nightmare is far more vital to the success of the game then the man is. The man's lips curve into a smile, it seems that seemed to apply to everyone these days. But as he opened the citadel's doors, he wondered, was that really true? As the tattered cloth and rusted steel that garbed him scraped the stone floor, he reflected on all that happened. How he learned of the other worlds, how he spoke with them, wondered at their strangeness, why were the imps not surrounding the landscape, why did their sprites walk the ground? So many people inhabited that world, so many spurned him. Eventually a few humored him, and the bonds of camaraderie formed between them. In time, they learned to trust each other, and when the mysterious game Sburb started to circulate their world, their was no question on who they would partner with. As the man called upon Primus, his friend and winged weapon to kill the guards he recalled the joy he felt when one by one, his friends entered his universe through the game. At long last he could see those who he called friends. The man paused his reminiscing to take the keys out of the pool of red that surrounded the felled guard at his feet. Without pause he used the keys to open the door he was facing. With the task done he continued his reminiscing. It's hard to recall the shock that coursed through his mind when the package came to his doorsteps. That act itself was unprecedented, but it was nothing compared to what he felt when he installed the disk this "Nexcorp" sent him inside the package. Imagine the shock learning of different dimensions, imagine the surprise learning that the sessions taking place in two of these dimensions were supposed to be united. Imagine the horror of learning that because of this everyone was doomed. No one from that dimension seemed to want to talk about it, eventually the Heir did open up. One of their players was kidnapped a long time ago, the mage in fact, because of this act he never got to enter the session. It took awhile, but you knew what had to be done. You got the Heir to get the bard to send you from your dimension to theirs. You then used your Tomes to go back in time to before the game started. You contacted the mysterious Nexcorp and you got them to send a package to your most faithful companion. The one who was the first to believe you. You gave the Maid the very same package that Nexcorp gave you. She was smart, she'd know what to do. You pause, in front of you is the one you where looking for. The Mage swings from the chains binding him to the ceiling. The steady trickle of red obscuring his red and blue visor and ruining his green vest. He notices your presence and gives a smile. [color="#9ACD32"]HellO FuckfacE, ArE YoU HerE TO PlaY PicK OnE ThE HelplesS KiD TO?[/color] You can here the venom in his words and you begin to chuckle. You start to undo his bounds but in a flash a figure appears to block your way. Skin as dark as night itself, green lightening coursing around his body like a snake, a dark green suit clothing his gaunt figure, you stare at his faceless visage with fear. This is the man who effortlessly ruined your entire session, this was Konami. The being turns it's head to you and for a instant you only feel pain as your body rips itself apart. But you were prepared, the timetomes floating around you, you invoke your will and a page is ripped out of them. The battle stops, the being looks as confused as you that your ploy actually succeeded, but then the assault continues. Grinding what should be your teeth in pain, you slowly advance upon the figure as the Tomes continue ripping off pages to reverse your time to a point where you still lived. With each step your body should have fallen a dozen times, each breath you take should have been your last. But at last he is within reach. What happens next surprises you. You are not sure why you lashed out and slammed your fist on your head. Your even more surprised that it works. But as the assault ends a second time you don't hesitate and you grab Kelvin and with the sound of ripping paper you and him depart. You take a brief second to take in your surrounding. It has been about a week since Kelvin was kidnapped. By now your friend should have managed to convince the bard to Client for Kelvin. You point to his house, no words are spoken, no eye contact, and yet he understands. and he wastes no time. With a resounding bang he throws the door open as he races to entire the session before more madness happens. You whistle as the house vanishes into thin air. He makes really good time. He might have been better at it then you. You sit among the crater and watch the sun set in the horizon. Your time tomes are useless now, nothing more then spines. You guess your lucky you sent all your grist to AE beforehand, would have been a shame to see all that loot go to waste. You take Primus out of your Strifespecibus and for what may have been the longest 61.2 seconds of your life you just stare at each other, thinking about how this parting would be final. Then he spreads his steel and ruby wings and takes off to the sky, aiming to live the last of his days with the doomed planet. The dark figure appears in front of you in his trademark flash, your attack seemed to have been quite effective as a red streak of blood trailing down from where his left eye should be stands out among the pure jet black of his face. He looks down on you with that eyeless face of his. Rather than angry he seems... disappointed, like somehow you failed him. Like he expected better from the Prince of Time. Your mind begins to drift to her yet again during what is no doubt the last few moments that blood will course through your veins. Did you do it? Did you manage to change destiny, can they win the game this time? Will she be able to smile in this session, not have to mourn their departed friends, wonder why they didn't end up like her? You hope so. For her sake as much as everyone else. Your story is done, it is out of your hands now. You look at Konami and flip him the bird. Konami nods his head in what seems to be approval. I moment later Konami stares at the ash that once was his most formidable opponent. He wonders if the players will ever realize how much this man did for them. For once Konami's omnipotence fails him, it seemed to be failing him allot recently. With a flick of his wrists the ashes scatter among the forest and a large boulder materilzes where the ashes once laid. Years in the future, but not many, a Curious Adventurer will find this rock. It will take him a bit but he'll be able to identify the runes engraved on the rock as that mysterious languege known as "English". Even later he will be able to translate it. It will say this. [center][font="Palatino Linotype"]Here stood Veterus Sandrac. He dared to change the unchangeable. Though this one no longer breathes, he lives on among those who's fates he interferred with. May he rest in peace, the meddlesome fool.[/font][/center] It will take years for the Adventurer to gather the whole story through the relics of the PREDECESSORS but eventually he learned the whole story. Then, though the steel towers of old will have long since resumed their towering over the very beings who crafted them, so did the rest of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 Overdemanding Fanbase: YELL FOR MOAR UPDATE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice. Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 [color="#ff0000"]This is not smart or cool you aren't smart or cool. Oh, he's here? HEY BUDDY UPDATE PLEASE! [/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted December 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 [font="Arial Black"]Mac: What are you doing right now?=>[/font] Look at yourself, now back to Mac. He's at the LOSAP with the man that your man can be like. If said man was a little boy who was using a drill to kill stuff. Look down, back up, he's in the village of his consorts, talking to giant squirrels. Look down, what's in your hand, I have it. It's a update on the gamefic you love. Now it's garbage! Anything is possible when you are writing a story at 11:20 PM. I'm on a chair. [font="Arial Black"]Stop wastin time =>[/font] NO U Whatever. So here you are, perfectly happy being awesome, It's been a few days after Avios entered Land of Law and Bullets. You've been dominating. Wait who's that? A weird minion, a bit taller then most but whatever prey is prey. [font="Arial Black"]Avios: Talk with server=>[/font] [spoiler=pesterlog][color="#008080"][XF] Okay, mind 2haring with the c1a22 what'2 going on?[/color] [color="#00FFFF"][FX] Okay, your in a game...[/color] [color="#008080"][XF] No? REA11Y?[/color] [color="#00FFFF"][FX] 1ook, we are from a1ternate univer5e5 okay? [FX] Turn5 out 9aradox 59ace doe5n't care. [FX] 5o, we have the 5ame 5e55ion.[/color] [color="#008080"][XF] Wait, 2o I have to dea1 with five more p1ayer2?[/color][color="#00FFFF"] [FX] There i5 5even of u5. [FX] Anyway we need to make 5ure everyone is ready before we cro55 dimen5ion5 5o we are doing 5tuff like letting me be your 5erver. [FX] Your friend 5hould be on 5oon, a doomed ver5ion of our Prince came to 5ave him.[/color] [/spoiler] [font="Arial Black"]Ke1vin: Prototype kernal[/font] Look you were just kidnapped, you are in a rush. You just throw the first thing you find, which happens to be a Proffesor LAyton game, at the kernnel. You then enter very quickly and not dramatically. [font="Arial Black"]Meanwhile with Mac=>[/font] You do not know who Mac is, you don't know allot. Your just a minion, serving a cruel Denzin. There are a hundred other Agony Sentinels completly identical to you. What is different is what lies on your feet. Doesn't look like anything you seen before, it's so... pale. You don't wonder though, you don't have the capacity for it. He attacked, you fought, you won. All there was to say about the matter. You raise the spear you stole from your assailant;s grasp, intending to do to him what he tried to do to you. Then the third prototype hits. With a hiss of pain a suit grows from your body. Then the flood happens. Your mind is filled with numbers and words, stuff starts to make sense, questions are made where their was none before. You pause from your task as your newfound brain begins to work. He must be the Heir you heard about. The one your denzin fears. You tire of the denzin, even before you knew what tire meant. With the heir dead the denzin will torture you for eternity. If you can get the heir to kill your boss on the other hand... A plan begans to hatch, a rather diabolical one you would say if your mind wasn't too young to differeniate good and evil. Alliances are severed and swapped. You wait for the Heir to awaken, you have a important job for him. You have a important job for everyone. But first you should get a name. It wasn't a issue before, but allot of things weren't issues a few minutes ago. What to choice. Ah, Archer Sin. It has a ring to it. You like it, you like it allot. You just learned what liking is after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Zero Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Pretty good fic (yes I am calling it that) from what I can see so far. I look forward to more. Also, I say this place shall NOT die, and it shall be because I have said as such, and so now I wait for the next installment of this fic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted January 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 [b]Suddenly, plot =>[/b] A heir wakes, an Archer greets him. A deal is struck, an alliance formed. Plans are constructed, a army must be raised. A revolution must begin. [b]Meanwhile =>[/b] A boy sits alone in his tower, he is about to play a sweet game. He will show all the haters who is the top dog. It is him. Duh. [b]Intro[/b] No, we are doing it later. For now you get to be... uh.... FX Yeah. [b]In a mysterious alternate universe<=[/b] A young girl floats around, she has been dead since before she could remember but she is okay with that. She isn't okay with allot of things but that is one of them. Your name is Cassandra, your alt universe has no last names. You like STUFFED ANIMALS mainly because THEY ARE POSSESED BY YOUR FELLOW GHOSTS you like having TEA PARTIES WITH THEM for some reason. You are extremely smart but refuse to act it BECAUSE SOPHISTICATION IS BORING. You tend to like EVERYTHING but only a few things interest you. For example you are big fan of Flowers, Cooking, and buliding GIANT DEMONIC ABOMINATIONS. ...Something doesn't go with the rest. Your modship reads[color="#00FFFF"] faithfulXenophile[/color] and you [color="#00FFFF"]ty9e 1n the numera15 of dead peop1e.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Zero Posted January 18, 2011 Report Share Posted January 18, 2011 Interesting. Raising an army, eh? and we meet a dead ghost girl that is obviously inspired by the maid of time. Looking forward to what happens next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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