Sploda Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 [quote name='TheComposer' timestamp='1297577799' post='5006199'] It just HAD to be the black chick XD *insert racist joke here* [/quote] Inserting...Processing... Q: What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? [spoiler]A: There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.[/spoiler] OR Q: Why are black people so good at Basketball? [spoiler]A: Cause all you have to do is RUN … SHOOT … and STEAL[/spoiler] And it's ALWAYS The Black chick, if it isn't its the mexicans jumping over things yelling in a weird language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted February 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 @Creator - I loled. XDDD @Fusion - Lol, if I'd heard that I would have BUST A CAP. @Jake - Well, we're definitely going to add more, in time, but we just started yesterday xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 *appears* I heard comments about the mexican race? *reads the comments* Yeah I woulda done the same, only be begin ragging on everyone else when I got the chance. Creator- heard them all before, have better ones actually ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 I actually got those off a site, I can do much better if I tried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted February 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 So the Black guy walks into the bus with a parrot on his shoulder. This guy sees him and walks up to him, then says "Hey, how much does the monkey cost?" so the Black guy says "Can't you see, this is a parrot, not a monkey." And the guy replies "Shut up, monkey, I was talking to the parrot." Yeah, I'm done ._.'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 Yeah heard it before *cracks knuckles* Time to insult people badly . . . [spoiler= Do NOT open if you are easily offended] - There is 5 black people in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? - A Cadilac seats 6 - There is a 1000 black and one white guy, what is the white guy called? - Warden. - What’s the difference between a black man and a canoe? - The canoe is floating! - How do you save a black man from drowning? - You take your foot of his head! -What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? -a pizza can feed a family. -Why do black man call white people "honkies"? -Thats the last sound they hear before they get hit! -What do you call a black chinaman with AIDS? -Coon Die Soon -When’s the only time you wink and smile at a black man? -Through the scope of your gun. -How do you get a black man out of a tree? -Cut the rope. -Why do all blacks smell? -So even the blind people can hate them -What starts with "N", ends with "R", and is a word you never want to call a black? -Neighbor! -Why is a black like a vending machine? -Neither work, but both take your money -What's orange, black, and very beautiful? -A black man on fire! -Remember the black in the Jetsons? -You don't? Isn't the future going to be GREAT!? -Why do all blacks have nightmares? -Cause we killed the last one who had a dream -What do you call a black wearing a suit? -The accused! -What do you call two blacks in a sleeping bag? -A Twix chocolate bar! -Why are they using blacks instead of laboratory rats in experiments now? -They breed faster and you don't get too attached to them! -A black goes into an unemployment office. -"Can I help you," asks the employment officer. -"I's lookin' for a job" replies the black. -"Oh, I see," says the employment officer. So he looks through his card file, pull out a card and says, "Here's one for you! It's only four hours a day, and four days a week, has full benefits and pays $150,000.00 a year!" -"You gotta be kiddin me!" said the black. -"You started it!" said the employment officer. -What's the definition of black foreplay? -"Don't scream b**** or I'll kill you!" -Did you hear that KKK bought the movie rights to Roots? -They are going to play it backwards so that it has a happy ending! -What's the definition of confusion? -Father's day in Harlem! -How do you get black kids to stop jumping on the bed??? -Put Velcro on the ceiling!!! -How do you get the black kids off the ceiling??? -Give a bunch of Mexican kids some sticks and yell "PINATA"! -Why do black people not like motorcycles? -When you rev the engine it says rrrrun niga, niga, niga! -How do you get a black man nervious? -take him to an auction -How do you stop blacks from hanging around in your front lawn? -Hang'em in the back -What’s the difference between a black man and a car tire? - The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains! -A black man was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The man quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him: - You saved me! I'm a magic fairy and I can grand you any wish. - I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs. Then, the fairy made him into a tampon... There was a chinese man and a black man standing at a pond. The chinese man was standing there and told the black man, that if you skip a rock across the pond it will tell you one of you greatest ancestors. So, the chinese man skipped a rock across and the pond said, "Ching-Chang-Chee." The chinese man said that it was his great uncle. So the black man said, "let me try." So he skipped the rock and the pond said, "Chim-Pan-Zee". [/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 @Jake Heard most of those before. They aren't really funny, I just did it because he told me to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 Some of them made me lol actually. Then I felt bad at laughing at racist jokes Then I remembered my black friends who constantly downplay themselves to act cool, so I felt better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 Yeah I make fun of anybody, even my own race. I don't view it as "being racist" because by definition I am not- racist means you think your race is superior above all others, I obviously do not believe this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 Racism is like ten times more funny in Japan. I make fun of my race while surrounded by a group of Asians. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted February 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 LOL XD I make fun of race all the time, but it's not like I'm serious. I mean, Black people aren't like monkeys at all :/ [s]A monkey could feed his family better[/s] Either way, we should get back on topic ...what was the topic of this club? OH RIGHT JAPAN Uh... I can't think of any racial jokes to make about the Japanese... :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 [quote name='Hayate Ayasaki' timestamp='1297624760' post='5007046'] LOL XD I make fun of race all the time, but it's not like I'm serious. I mean, Black people aren't like monkeys at all :/ [s]A monkey could feed his family better[/s] Either way, we should get back on topic ...what was the topic of this club? OH RIGHT JAPAN Uh... I can't think of any racial jokes to make about the Japanese... :/ [/quote] [url="http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Japanese+Stereotypes"]I know one![/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted February 13, 2011 Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 [quote name='Hayate Ayasaki' timestamp='1297624760' post='5007046'] LOL XD I make fun of race all the time, but it's not like I'm serious. I mean, Black people aren't like monkeys at all :/ [s]A monkey could feed his family better[/s] Either way, we should get back on topic ...what was the topic of this club? OH RIGHT JAPAN Uh... I can't think of any racial jokes to make about the Japanese... :/ [/quote] [url="http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Japanese+Stereotypes"]I know one![/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted February 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2011 THEY SELL UNDERWEAR GIRLS HAVE WORN?!!?!?!?! >:UUUUUU *plans trip to Japan NAO* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 @DL *Denies Ticket and instead sends you to Australia* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 2 things. 1. Stark should be made a captain, or something. 2. We need a new Japanese product. [spoiler=Cars are cool] [img]http://assets.japanisweird.com/hashed_silo_content/silo_content/26895/resized/pokemoncar.jpg?1275548182[/img] [img]http://thumb1.visualizeus.com/thumbs/09/04/04/awesome,bosozoku,car,car,mod,crazy,gang,gangster,japan,nutso-1090898cec1f2fb9fa405fa4017ca078_m.jpg[/img] [img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2096/1537009138_e7a3a90803.jpg[/img] [/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 I saw . . . a pikachu car 8O Must have Also I wouldn't mind going to Autralia, sweet accents and cleavage from down undah XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 [quote name='Fusion X. Denver' timestamp='1297647277' post='5007693'] 2 things. 1. Stark should be made a captain, or something. 2. We need a new Japanese product. [spoiler=Cars are cool] [img]http://assets.japanisweird.com/hashed_silo_content/silo_content/26895/resized/pokemoncar.jpg?1275548182[/img] [img]http://thumb1.visualizeus.com/thumbs/09/04/04/awesome,bosozoku,car,car,mod,crazy,gang,gangster,japan,nutso-1090898cec1f2fb9fa405fa4017ca078_m.jpg[/img] [img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2096/1537009138_e7a3a90803.jpg[/img] [/spoiler] [/quote] A captain of what exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 Uh of chibis? Idk, look at the front page. Anyways, I vote the Pikachu car or that last one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted February 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 Pikachu car Must Add to first page @Starrk - You're now promoted. Congratz :3 @Creator - ; - ; Wait, AUSTRALIA HAS KANGOOROS :DDD *goes play wit teh kangooros* *gets kicked into a tree by a kangooro* ; - ; EDIT: Jake is also promoted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheComposer Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 *looks at front page* You never added me to the members list D: *cries* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted February 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 Ah, you're right =o *goes add* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lt. Colonel Remo Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 I IZ CAPTAIN Of Chibi guerrillas I supppose :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spirit of DMG Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 DL: ... Are you trying to say that you didn't know Lolicon was sold of the streets in Japan, and it was possible to buy used Loli Panties out of vending machines? Baka... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted February 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 .........I did But I wanted to disbelieve it ._. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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