Thar Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 I really want to be a writer, but I can't focus for sh*t unless I'm given a prompt. @DL: In case you end up in the law firm, prepare for a heap of lawyer jokes. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 [quote name='The Real DL' timestamp='1334713775' post='5917582'] My entire family is like lawyers, and translators Aunt, Uncle, Grandpa - Lawyers Uncle's Wife - Judge Grandma, Aunt, Mom - Translators I think I can be a writer, work at a call center, and/or be an actor [/quote] Huh. Sounds like my family, each generation was the same. 3/4 grandparents participated in WWII in some shape or form. 8/12 parents/aunts/uncles went on to do some form of business. And now the 5 kids (there are more, but way younger) are all doing something completely different .__. I thought about being a shrink, but I've lost interest. Like all of you guys, I want to write stuff (or at least DEF) and I think I should do a job relating to my voice. People on here and IRL have complimented me on it, I think I should make use of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Well most of my family has been in the military. Something I am NOT doing >3> Past that it is managers, assistant managers and one nurse with a Doctrine to teach classes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Dad's side of the family is military and farming way back... Mom's side is grunt work with the exception of mom who is, instead, grunt work for the military... Ghetto Aunt, lying cheating Uncle, and holier than thou b**** aunt who makes me look like Obama in political standign because she and her family live out in the more country area... First person to graduate from college on either side will be me, because my cousin that was headed to college died... Probably to be a counselor... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted April 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 [quote name='Fusion X. Denver' timestamp='1334714600' post='5917604'] Huh. Sounds like my family, each generation was the same. 3/4 grandparents participated in WWII in some shape or form. 8/12 parents/aunts/uncles went on to do some form of business. And now the 5 kids (there are more, but way younger) are all doing something completely different .__. I thought about being a shrink, but I've lost interest. Like all of you guys, I want to write stuff (or at least DEF) and I think I should do a job relating to my voice. People on here and IRL have complimented me on it, I think I should make use of it. [/quote] Well I suggest being a politician No joke the US can go places with you to help guide it~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 [quote name='The Real DL' timestamp='1334716133' post='5917627'] Well I suggest being a politician No joke the US can go places with you to help guide it~ [/quote] And if you do become President Fusion . . . please for the love that is all holy and unholy . . . include youthful vigor in your speech so I can laugh my ass off while watching the TV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 @Jake Only if he mentions us. Actually mentioning youthful vigor will be a dead give away. @Fusion You could be a politician. At the expense of your soul. @Black I recommend being a Therapist. Councilors tend to be hated by most of society since most don't do anything but tell you what you already know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Black could be a good therapist . . . And Creator didn't I say it'd be a dead give away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 @Jake-Not surprised at all that your family's mostly military. @Black-I think you'd make a good therapist. I kinda agree with Creator about counselors, but the other thing is that the things you already know are what usually solves your issues, so you could see it as a counselor as someone who can help others help themselves and feel comfortable talking to someone else. @Creator-That's kind of the main reason I'm inclined to say no... I actually did entertain the idea of being a politician, despite my total ignorance of politics, but I don't think it'd be a good idea. Politicians all argue with each other and can't seem to agree on anything. I know that's an exaggeration, but still, it frustrates me that people can't see eye to eye, so my whole profession being caught up in the middle of that would be hell. Plus, I'm a left-wing liberal. From what I could tell, so is the majority of our generation. Politics won't need another one of me because there'll be a lot more on the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 It doesn't Fusion? That is surprising . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted April 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 [quote name='Fusion X. Denver' timestamp='1334717720' post='5917652'] @Jake-Not surprised at all that your family's mostly military. @Black-I think you'd make a good therapist. I kinda agree with Creator about counselors, but the other thing is that the things you already know are what usually solves your issues, so you could see it as a counselor as someone who can help others help themselves and feel comfortable talking to someone else. @Creator-That's kind of the main reason I'm inclined to say no... I actually did entertain the idea of being a politician, despite my total ignorance of politics, but I don't think it'd be a good idea. Politicians all argue with each other and can't seem to agree on anything. I know that's an exaggeration, but still, it frustrates me that people can't see eye to eye, so my whole profession being caught up in the middle of that would be hell. Plus, I'm a left-wing liberal. From what I could tell, so is the majority of our generation. [b]Politics won't need another one of me because there'll be a lot more on the way.[/b] [/quote] If one who thinks there is more of him does not move Then there is no hope that other will follow suit AKA You gotta do it DD< IDK what a left wing liberal is tho :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Really DL? It is basically a person who says everything is okay and we should be able to do this and this, spend money here and give everyone rights. Conservatives are basically the exact opposite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted April 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 [quote name='Jake the Sage' timestamp='1334719439' post='5917682'] Really DL? It is basically a person who says everything is okay and we should be able to do this and this, spend money here and give everyone rights. Conservatives are basically the exact opposite. [/quote] ....Everything is NOT okay tho... I can tell I'd be a good country leader cuz [url="http://www.nationstates.net/nation=toothpastia"]http://www.nationstates.net/nation=toothpastia[/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 [quote name='Jake the Sage' timestamp='1334719439' post='5917682'] Really DL? It is basically a person who says everything is okay and we should be able to do this and this, spend money here and give everyone rights. Conservatives are basically the exact opposite. [/quote] ... no ._. Seriously, here's the left, as I learned in JErsey which may or may not apply to all: Intolerant hateful a******s that preach the opposite and beat you down if you don't know their culture, calling YOU intolerant, a******, bigot, etc. The right is more traditional and doesn't believe in bailouts and the like. The left is innovative, per se, and believes in "Tolerance" and food stamps. Funyn note: The auto company bail out? they could've bailed out the economy instead with the money spent on those companies, instead, but decided to let big business and government meet. Either way, the politicians are corrupt as f***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Okay so Black explained it better than I ever could >> I don't do government sh*t . . . unless it is getting my taxes done. But yes Black we can all agree politicians are corrupt. [center][IMG]http://i833.photobucket.com/albums/zz255/Jake-the-Sage/Forum%20Usage/Government.jpg[/IMG] [size=5][sup]Very . . .[/sup][/size][/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted April 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 S'why we need Fuse To uncorrupt the corruptness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Well, we all know I'm the most tolerant one here. And the last one to hate somebody. And that I respect other people's opinions. So the good news is not everyone's like that >> [quote name='The Real DL' timestamp='1334719168' post='5917677'] If one who thinks there is more of him does not move Then there is no hope that other will follow suit [/quote] This is true. Though I'm a selfish prick who only wants to pursue a career benefiting myself. Unless you consider entertaining others as something...not noble, but y'know what I mean. If anything, I'll revolutionize the world through riveting tales of friendship and adventure in a world that must band together to make a difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted April 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 [quote name='Fusion X. Denver' timestamp='1334721331' post='5917706'] [b]Well, we all know I'm the most tolerant one here.[/b] And the last one to hate somebody. And that I respect other people's opinions. So the good news is not everyone's like that >> This is true. Though I'm a selfish prick who only wants to pursue a career benefiting myself. Unless you consider entertaining others as something...not noble, but y'know what I mean. If anything, I'll revolutionize the world through riveting tales of friendship and adventure in a world that must band together to make a difference. [/quote] I am proud [img]http://images.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw887_1317020971896041.jpeg[/img] And...go for it, Fuse I just know, if you want to, you can be someone who impacts the world :33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 *shrug* Maybe, maybe not. I believe anyone has the capability of doing that though. Particularly Creator. And uh...I made up another scenario. Got caught up in it and it got fun. [spoiler=WHAT IF CHRIS STUCK WITH DANNI?] Danni noticed Chris was coming at the dance and got away from Amatero, who went after her. Chris saw Amatero hurting Danni and trying to grab her, so he beat the sh*t out of him, both of them were arrested, Chris for excessive violence and Amatero for the weed in his pocket. When Chris got back to school, he became the new popular kid and all the jocks started hanging out with him. However, he never made up with El... DL is still friends with him, but they're growing further apart as Chris becomes a different person. After the Club Pikachu fiasco, when Donovyn threatens to kill Chris unless he joins the FTK, El is so fed up with Chris that he doesn't bother warning him. So when Donovyn confronts Chris, Chris panicks and shoots him (cuz he's the type of guy who would get a gun now). Donovyn dies. And then Kari and Kana jump him, since they were originally following Donovyn. However, Chris manages to kill them before they can get him. He goes on the run and DL and El vow to bring him down for what he's done. Then Life comes around and sh*t hits the fan. Part 2 is pretty much the same, but without Chris. Dranzer fought Aka instead of Chris, which left DL to fight Xazeon alone. With him and the snake to fight, DL loses a hand, which he replaces with a knife (you know, like a hook, but with a straight blade). Black, in the meanwhile, is actually single since Chris was never present when he and DEF sung that song to Caeda. So Black makes more of a point to stand out in battles to impress Caeda before he can talk to her, but this attitude leads to carelessness, which resulted in Cortez accidentally getting killed in combat. Black's tormented with guilt over the matter and decides Caeda would be better off with someone who can protect her. Caeda, however, is frustrated that Black hasn't asked her out yet, since Clair helped her deduce they liked each other a while ago. So she goes out of her way through subtle notions to get Black to notice her, but that attracts the attention of Nobuo. When Nobuo makes a move on her in the streets, Chris comes out of nowhere and attacks him, mistakening him for trying to mug/rape Caeda. Nobuo responds in kind and the two end up fighting to the death, but Caeda yells for them to stop, which distracts Nobuo, leaving Chris with an opening to shoot his heart. With Banned hot on his tail, Chris goes to the only place he can hide: the Inactive. And now Black's pissed at Chris for putting Caeda through that ordeal. So then the final battle happens. However, Creator fights Atman this time since Chris and Cortez weren't around. Creator ends up winning, but in the battle he and Atman's gunblades destroyed each other. So for Icy's battle, it ends up being the same, but Creator and Deus don't fight because Deus' suspicions about Creator's ulterior motives weren't yet confirmed. They go to face Life, but find DL and El are gone. Browarod managed to kick them out from the top floor and they fell to their deaths. Crab had already been fighting Life when Creator and Deus joined her. Ninjew comes in too and they all fight, but are merely holding him off while Flandre goes to dismantle the bomb. However, Flandre finds Chris guarding the bomb down below. Chris declares that he's sick of what his life's become and he decides to put everyone out of their misery and set the bomb off. He and Flandre fight, with Flandre slicing his arms off. However, Chris pulls a Sparta and kicks Flandre into the lava. He spends his last moments cursing Life and life, kicking some machinery in before dying from blood loss. Meanwhile up above, Ninjew confirms the bomb no longer works and takes the initiative. The group finishes him off, but Creator received a blow to his back that paralyzed his legs. Things settle down. Creator initiates his global takeover like he did originally, but Ninjew absolutely refuses to submit under anyone's rule again, so he surgically implants a bomb in his chest and infiltrates the Tower where he blows himself up, killing both he and Creator. Deus goes on to lead the FTK, which becomes a group that travels around the world, set to solve life's greatest mysteries. Black eventually comes around and goes out with Caeda, but there's some sexual tension that's a result from Black being slightly afraid of Caeda, who took charge of their relationship in stride. Meanwhile, Remo and Jake [s]have buttsex[/s] are relatively unchanged from their original selves. Remo's a tad more cynical in place of El's absence and Jake...Jake got off on this one >.>[/spoiler] Next time I'll do a positive one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 So nothing changes with me on this one? Like I said unless it is a massive change I wont be altered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 ... And even in an alternate ending, my last meaningful moment is yelling at Fuse and having an awkward relationship ._. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Black your relationship with Caeda is always going to happen unless one of you is dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted April 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 [quote name='Yuzuru Otonashi' timestamp='1334777158' post='5918043'] ... And even in an alternate ending, my last meaningful moment is yelling at Fuse and having an awkward relationship ._. [/quote] My last meaningful moment was being spartan-kicked down a huge building and falling to my death Suck it up, you b*tch DDD< [quote name='Fusion X. Denver' timestamp='1334764487' post='5917899'] *shrug* Maybe, maybe not. I believe anyone has the capability of doing that though. Particularly Creator. And uh...I made up another scenario. Got caught up in it and it got fun. [spoiler=WHAT IF CHRIS STUCK WITH DANNI?] Danni noticed Chris was coming at the dance and got away from Amatero, who went after her. Chris saw Amatero hurting Danni and trying to grab her, so he beat the sh*t out of him, both of them were arrested, Chris for excessive violence and Amatero for the weed in his pocket. When Chris got back to school, he became the new popular kid and all the jocks started hanging out with him. However, he never made up with El... DL is still friends with him, but they're growing further apart as Chris becomes a different person. After the Club Pikachu fiasco, when Donovyn threatens to kill Chris unless he joins the FTK, El is so fed up with Chris that he doesn't bother warning him. So when Donovyn confronts Chris, Chris panicks and shoots him (cuz he's the type of guy who would get a gun now). Donovyn dies. And then Kari and Kana jump him, since they were originally following Donovyn. However, Chris manages to kill them before they can get him. He goes on the run and DL and El vow to bring him down for what he's done. Then Life comes around and sh*t hits the fan. Part 2 is pretty much the same, but without Chris. Dranzer fought Aka instead of Chris, which left DL to fight Xazeon alone. With him and the snake to fight, DL loses a hand, which he replaces with a knife (you know, like a hook, but with a straight blade). Black, in the meanwhile, is actually single since Chris was never present when he and DEF sung that song to Caeda. So Black makes more of a point to stand out in battles to impress Caeda before he can talk to her, but this attitude leads to carelessness, which resulted in Cortez accidentally getting killed in combat. Black's tormented with guilt over the matter and decides Caeda would be better off with someone who can protect her. Caeda, however, is frustrated that Black hasn't asked her out yet, since Clair helped her deduce they liked each other a while ago. So she goes out of her way through subtle notions to get Black to notice her, but that attracts the attention of Nobuo. When Nobuo makes a move on her in the streets, Chris comes out of nowhere and attacks him, mistakening him for trying to mug/rape Caeda. Nobuo responds in kind and the two end up fighting to the death, but Caeda yells for them to stop, which distracts Nobuo, leaving Chris with an opening to shoot his heart. With Banned hot on his tail, Chris goes to the only place he can hide: the Inactive. And now Black's pissed at Chris for putting Caeda through that ordeal. So then the final battle happens. However, Creator fights Atman this time since Chris and Cortez weren't around. Creator ends up winning, but in the battle he and Atman's gunblades destroyed each other. So for Icy's battle, it ends up being the same, but Creator and Deus don't fight because Deus' suspicions about Creator's ulterior motives weren't yet confirmed. They go to face Life, but find DL and El are gone. Browarod managed to kick them out from the top floor and they fell to their deaths. Crab had already been fighting Life when Creator and Deus joined her. Ninjew comes in too and they all fight, but are merely holding him off while Flandre goes to dismantle the bomb. However, Flandre finds Chris guarding the bomb down below. Chris declares that he's sick of what his life's become and he decides to put everyone out of their misery and set the bomb off. He and Flandre fight, with Flandre slicing his arms off. However, Chris pulls a Sparta and kicks Flandre into the lava. He spends his last moments cursing Life and life, kicking some machinery in before dying from blood loss. Meanwhile up above, Ninjew confirms the bomb no longer works and takes the initiative. The group finishes him off, but Creator received a blow to his back that paralyzed his legs. Things settle down. Creator initiates his global takeover like he did originally, but Ninjew absolutely refuses to submit under anyone's rule again, so he surgically implants a bomb in his chest and infiltrates the Tower where he blows himself up, killing both he and Creator. Deus goes on to lead the FTK, which becomes a group that travels around the world, set to solve life's greatest mysteries. Black eventually comes around and goes out with Caeda, but there's some sexual tension that's a result from Black being slightly afraid of Caeda, who took charge of their relationship in stride. Meanwhile, Remo and Jake [s]have buttsex[/s] are relatively unchanged from their original selves. Remo's a tad more cynical in place of El's absence and Jake...Jake got off on this one >.>[/spoiler] Next time I'll do a positive one. [/quote] ...this is absolutely brilliant I want moremoremore <333 Honestly, What Ifs are likely the best ideas you've ever had :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Calm down DL . . . Why don't you think of some alternate realities? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted April 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 With wha- oh, that I was kinda joking >.> Tho I DO have a point And I could I could :33 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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