Spirit of DMG Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 Composer, the ones with issues are the ones with magazine subscriptions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted March 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 No comment on Pimp Daddy Ken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spirit of DMG Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 DL... Just no... There is no comment on stuff like that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted March 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 xD Well it's better than the vibrating Harry Potter broom all girls seemed to love >: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 Yeah! Pimp Daddy Ken XDDD And *massive nose bleed @ HP broom mental image* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted March 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 Dude They HAVE images of that. @_@ v article with said pics (don't scroll further down) http://utterpants.co.uk/news/sex/broomstick.html WHAT WERE PARENTS THINKING BUYING THESE THINGS? DID THE MOMS WANT TO USE THEM TOO? AND ARE THEY SO STUPID TO SAY "My daughter and her friends would all lock themselves in that room with the broomstick and play with it for HOURS." AND NOT REALIZE THE SEXUAL IMPLICATIONS BEHIND THAT ACCURSED BROOM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 *twitches on the ground in a pool of blood* (Xux) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted March 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 Then SOME parent was finally smart enough to NOTICE his 12-year old daughter was using a vibrating broomstick to MASTURBATE and took away the batteries :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 *drop kicks the parent* OKay maybe that wasn't the smartest move *looks at the now dead body* 8 / Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted March 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 XD Obviously the broom is now off the shelves. Now we don't have to deal with "a curved hilt for easy riding" and "vibrating feature for added excitement" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 Meh . . . but imagine that the brooms actually flew . . . *mental image begins* Two guys walking out on the city streets when one gets hit on the head with something Guy 1: Dude!? We better hurry it looks like it's gonna rain . . . Guy 2: Wait a minute . . . that isn't- Both: OMG!!! Both see the flying sexiness *mental image stops and wipes blood from nose* XDDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted March 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 ... ... ....... >': MUST ERASE MENTAL IMAGE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 Quasar Technique: Mind Wipe! *Wipes Jake's and DL's Mind* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheComposer Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 REPRESSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!! *dies* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 REPRESSION DENIED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 *laughs at Creator's attempt* My mind is so riddled the only thing you're move did was mess it up even more *idea!* Would dating a werewolf count as beastiality? Hmmmm (=~=) <(. . .) *notices Composer has died and begins poking him with a stick* heh heh hehehe . . . 8D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheComposer Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 *wakes up* How dare you poke me!! *breaks Jake's stick.... no that is NOT an innuendo D<* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 *twitches on the ground laughing* Composer you're too fun to annoy . . . *gets up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 @Jake Ah, DL wishes he could say the same. So instead I will do this: GIGA DRILL BREAK!!!! *Runs Jake through with a drill* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 *looks down at the drill and back at Creator* You're asking for it y'know B | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 Oh please, you can't harm me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 Heh . . . is that so? *raises both fists up and smashes the drill* Mastery of Two Layers!!! *the drill shatters into dust* Now, what was that again about "you can't harm me"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 Oh Creator. You have no Idea what I can do with Proxies >:3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 @Stark This is a one-on-one fight, stay out of this. @Jake Then I guess it's show time. But I'd rather not spam this thread, so lets take it to a PM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted March 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 You people and your drillz. KING KITAN DRILL FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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