Corrupt a Wish

[Admiral_Stalfos19]

Granted

*presses neg button*

Whoops, wrong one.

I wish that this wish cannot be corrupted in any way, shape or form.

[~British Soul~]

Granted but it got corrupted anyway

I wish that i had $1000000

[Admiral_Stalfos19]

Granted. I flog it.

I wish YVD would allow you to select Worm Zero to add to your Deck

[Brinolovania]

Granted, but its effect becomes "If this card is Summoned, you lose the Duel"

I wish that my YVD worked.

[Admiral_Stalfos19]

Granted, but you get pwned by all opponents you face.

I wish for a dinosaur

[~British Soul~]

granted but it eats you

i wish college is shut due to snow

[Asriel Dreemurr]

Granted, but it doesn't snow until you are there and thus yer trapped on campus.

I wish for a large block of cheese.

[<}Alpha Frogodile{>]

granted, but it blocks your cheese supply.

I wish for everyone reading this giving me a +rep

[Admiral_Stalfos19]

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Granted

*presses neg button*

Whoops, wrong one.
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I wish I wasn't so bored right about now

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Granted, have a vacation into Hell.

*sends Admiral Stalfos to Hell*

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[ANBU]

granted but you get caught by a fisherman, killed and cooked for dinner..

I wish that i had a wish.. (lol)

[Admiral_Stalfos19]

Granted. What's this, you wish to be raped by a transvestite? OK, I'll send one to you now.

I wish a had a cellphone for just such an occasion.

[Quiksilver]

Granted, but you have AT&T, so you have no service.

I wish for complete control over the world.

[Admiral_Stalfos19]

Granted, but aliens kill you and the people of the world have free reign all over again.

I wish for a stick.

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Granted, a branch falls from a tree onto you, causing severe brain damage.

I wish forjdjgos 5rig rffgj5 kf5k 7_f7 92 w(4kiw

404ERROR: WISH DOES NOT EXIST.

[~British Soul~]

Granted, but you everything you say is in gibberish

i wish i had a $1 everytime someone says i wish

[Admiral_Stalfos19]

Granted. You get $1m dollars this way, but then I flog it all and after that no-one says "I wish"

I wish for a fish

[Quiksilver]

But the fish turns out to be Asian carp, which kills you then goes off to invade some more lakes in America.

I wish for the stars to be in different positions just to screw all the astronomers out there.

[~British Soul~]

granted, but then noone can see the stars

i wish i found a lost kitty

[Quiksilver]

Granted, but it's turns out to be carnivorous. And hungry.

I wish for a million dollars that I made legally and cannot be taken from me without my permission.

[Admiral_Stalfos19]

Granted. You hand me all the money, without realizing it 'cause you were drunk at the time. I then spend all of it.

I wish for an Audi TT

[Asriel Dreemurr]

Granted, but it falls from the sky and crushes you.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

ERROR: WISH HAS ALREADY BEEN WISHED


Okay...I wish I had a small pebble in my right hand.

[Admiral_Stalfos19]

Granted, but it magically explodes on you.

I wish for a White Xmas

[Asriel Dreemurr]

Granted, but you get Lynched by the KKK, regardless of your race or religion.

I WISH FOR....nothing.

[Admiral_Stalfos19]

Granted, but instead you get everything but the kitchen sink.

*Ketodama gets bolted in the head by a kitchen sink*

On second thought, you get everything.

I wish that would happen to me.