Corrupt a Wish

[Brinolovania]

Grante-whoops, that was the neg button.

I wish that I hadn't made this post.

[Grunt Issun]

Granted but you caused a paradox AND WE ALL DIED, but I was saved!

I wish that I was better at everything I do (this excludes things I dont do)

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

Okay, You are now better at failing
I Wish for complete invincibility and invulnerability

[Admiral_Stalfos19]

Grante... waitamunnit, I'm not giving you that!

*sends thunderbolt instead*

I wish for a Hot Chick.

[~British Soul~]

granted but you get a baby chick on fire!

i wish for a fit bird

[<}Alpha Frogodile{>]

granted, but it's so fit it's muscles explode and kill you XP
I wish for an uncorruptable wish

[°•Dragon Ball•°]

Granted but the uncorrupted wish becomes corrupted
I wish that all corrupted wishes become uncorrupted

[~British Soul~]

granted, but they get corrupted again

i wish for another wish

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

You get into an infinite wish chain that in the end gives you yogurt
I wish the cake wasn't a lie

[~British Soul~]

granted, but you prove it is a lie

i wish i had a playset of duality

[Brinolovania]

Granted, but they have been dipped in water and are now ruined.

I wish that I was alive.

[~British Soul~]

Granted but you get killed 2 seconds later

I wish i had a playset of solemn warnings

[Admiral_Stalfos19]

Granted. Missing a few pieces though, like... idk, all of them.

I wish for a roasted chicken.

[~British Soul~]

Granted but it has poison on it

I wish i can never lose

[Brinolovania]

Granted, but you need to play a game where the winner dies.

I wish for a cheesecake.

[Lonk]

Granted, but it is poisoned and it gave you horrible cavities.

I wish for dimensional peace

[~British Soul~]

Granted, but it only lasts 10 seconds

I wish for a great xmas this year

[Brinolovania]

Granted, but you die a day after.

I wish for a deadly weapon.

[Admiral_Stalfos19]

Granted, you kill yourself just to make sure it works

I wish I was a necromancer

[~British Soul~]

Granted, but only for 20 seconds

I wish i had the power of super strength

[Admiral_Stalfos19]

Granted, only lasts for 1 second.

I wish $super**$star**$silver$ stopped responding to my wishes

[Dark Glass]

Granted, now i am who will respond all your wishes and will be worst.

I wish for an army of droids.

[~British Soul~]

Granted but they attack you

I wish i was a salamence

[Admiral_Stalfos19]

Granted, but since you're deemed Uber, you see little action.

I wish Temple of the Kings wasn't so broken.

[~British Soul~]

Granted, but it's still banned

I wish to get another rep