The Return of Bob

[Mother Fucken Hoe]

bob is back!

the rules:

ycm rules apply
other then that, go crazy

how to play:

the first person tries to kill bob
the second person prevents it so he/she can kill bob his/herself

example:

1st person: i kill bob by lighting him on fire.
2nd person: i put him out with water. i get a fat guy to sit on bob....and so on

how to win:

when one person finds a way to kill bob so no one can prevent it, they win.

ill start.

[b]i run bob over with a monster truck[/b]

[Newfie Kuriboh Shark]

i stop time and dig a hole behind him so you fall in it and it misses him.

i shove a bomb down bobs throat

[Legokun]

I defuse it.

*stabstabstab*

[Mother Fucken Hoe]

missmissmiss

i use lock-on then stabstabstab!

[Newfie Kuriboh Shark]

i use a decoy.

i poison his cheese

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

I switch it newfie shark's
Push off a cliff where he lands safely in the water, but he dies of pneumonia

[Newfie Kuriboh Shark]

i cure him with ma awesomeness.

i eat him

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

That was the poisoned cheese
He dies of old age

[Legokun]

I send him back in time with my SUPAH SPCEL ASOM POWWASZ.

I make Mt. Rushmore fall on him.

[TheComposer]

I stop Mt. Rushmore with my strength. Then I launch Bob into the sun.

[Newfie Kuriboh Shark]

i make it night and he hits the moon

i dont give an air helmet.

[ninjarainbowcloud6!]

I give bob an air helmet

I drop bob into the centre of the earth

[Newfie Kuriboh Shark]

i give him an escape pod

i press the self destruct button

[ninjarainbowcloud6!]

I de-activate the self destruct button

I punch bob til he dies

[Newfie Kuriboh Shark]

i turn your fist into rubber

[六兆年と一夜物語]

Bob's already dead.

[ninjarainbowcloud6!]

I bring bob back alive

Then I throw bob into the ocean

[Newfie Kuriboh Shark]

i fill it with kung fu sharks that save him

i turn the sharks against bob.

[Brinolovania]

I fire my anti-shark missle.

I attack with Red Nova dragon+Megamorph.

[六兆年と一夜物語]

Card games don't work on Bob.

He's having a vacation. In hell. Through a black hole.

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

I cover the black hole with my special powers
I make a hobo rape Bob to death