Nexev Posted October 30, 2010 Report Share Posted October 30, 2010 [color="#FF00FF"]Hinata Hyuuga, the Princess of Pleasure, overlooked her kingdom. Since she got over Naruto she managed to tern this small village into a economical megalopolis. It still looked like a small village though, but whatever, you pay your 'intereactive street venders' to get more money, not gussy up the town. That Oda dick is getting on your nerves though, he has been sending samurai to enforce his gay fasion code for weeks and is going to do so any mome- oh look there they are right on cue. The Fasion Samurai are kinda fruity. Dressed up in pink and gold. They are complete morons. As they rode towards you, inteding to cut you down with they're swords you gave a smile. 5. The samurais drew the swords from their sheathes. 4. The samurai's started to circle you to prevent escape. 3. One of the samurai's rush towards you, preparing to decapitate you.. They never got to two or one. The rarely do these days. As their bodies fell to the floor, blood pooling around Hinata she glanced up irritably at her savior. "What the f*** took you so long? I have more important things to do then wait for your dramatic entrance." Hinata said irritably.[/color] [color="#00FF00"]The savior, a green skinned man in a white suit, allowed himself a small smile. "No you don't, we both know that Tenten is perfectly capable of handling your enterprise for at least a few hours. Your just annoyed because you were slightly worried your outfit would get stained." The being spoke plainly, as if it was above teasing people and other petty things. Which he was.[/color] [color="#FF00FF"]"f*** off." Hinata said annoyed. This guy was interesting and all but annoying as hell. He just popped out of nowhere, introduced himself as Mr Christ, and then spouted some bullshit about a divine prophecy. Who gives a flying f*** about destiney anyway? However she had more important buisness, her homies must be alerted. Withdrawing a megaphone she then began. "Yo Homedawgs, get off your ass and get to work! We have been attacked again and I've had enough of this bullshit! We are going to invade Oda's fortress NOW!"[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 Nayuki turned, surprised, as soon as she heard her aunt's voice, projected through a megaphone. She listened to the message, and managed to decipher from it that her aunt wanted to invade Oda's fortress, because she was tired of his attacks. [i]Uwah, I wonder if Aunty means everyone, even me. I mean, that would be dangerous right? But....maybe it's a chance to prove myself! Alright! I'll prove to Mommy and Aunty I can be a pimp too someday! And then I'll find my dad and make him my first hoe! I'll do it!...after I work up the courage...[/i] "Or..."Nayuki muttered. "Maybe I'll get lucky and meet someone on the way there." Nayuki headed toward Oda's fortress as slowly as possible, to heighten her chances of meeting someone along the way. She definitely would not want to arrive there and find herself alone facing many enemies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 "GOD DAMMIT THAT'S DISGUSTING!" Naruto Umino dashed out of his house and ran down the street. Accidentally walking in on his parents going at it would be enough to send anyone running off, quivering in their ninja sandals. Except Naruto hated ninja sandals, he liked sneakers. Then he heard Hinata yelling about something or whatever and ran toward the obnoxious voice. [i]Geez, I still can't believe what Uncle Naruto has told me. There's no way a pimp like her once poked her fingers together for a fun time.[/i] Unfortunately, he slipped on a wet part of the roof he was on and he began falling down to the street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted November 6, 2010 Report Share Posted November 6, 2010 Nayuki was still slowly walking through the streets, looking at her sorroundings intently. It seemed her slow walking had led to everyone getting there before her, because the streets were empty. Except she heard a scream. Recently lost in her thought process, Nayuki gasped, and turned to see someone falling from the roof. She rushed to the falling guy, and stopped beneath him. "I got you, don't worry!" she called out to him. [i]Wait, if he falls on me, I'M going to be hurt...well, might as well have one hurt person, then two. Especially if that one person isn't me.[/i] Nayuki quickly got out of the way of the falling dude. [i]Sorry falling dude, but a lady's safety is top priority~[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted November 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2010 Up in space, a race of aliens observe scene. Conversing with each other they come to an agreement and move Nayuki up three levels in the a****** scale. [color="#FF00FF"]Suddenly thousands of black ninjas surround the two. "Yo homies, why ain't you wearing that sweet threads the boss be layin on you? You know you breaking the rules dawg, but you look so fine I can undestand were you getting your naughty from yo. I wanta break you so bad." The head of the nasty black clothed ninjas said with a leer. [/color] [color="#00FF00"]Mr. Christ frowned. "This is extremely racist you know that?"[/color] [color="#FF00FF"]"Shut up and let us continue the godamn plot." Replied an irritated Hinata as she headed to Oda's castle. [/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted November 7, 2010 Report Share Posted November 7, 2010 Naruto held his head in pain as he looked up at the white-haired girl who had jumped out of the way. "What the hell?! You could have saved me there!" The throbbing ebbed out all other noise as he tried getting his bearings. Soon, he managed to upright himself and meander over to Oda's fortress. [i]Ah hey, it's Hinata. She seems to be doing well. Though I hear being rejected by Uncle Naruto is why she's...crazy.[/i] He decided to use fire to warm himself, but using chakra made his head hurt more, so he stopped. "Yo, Hinata! Why are we going to a fortress?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted November 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2010 [color="#FF00FF"]"Wow nigga this is some messed up s***. You guys ain't noticing us?" The black ninja leader nsarled angrily. "I don't appreciate that homie, don't appreciate it at alll. My dawgs, leave us," The other Black ninjas depart.[/color] [color="#FF0000"]"So dawgs, you try to get up in my gril homes? You try to take my bling b****es, try to say little Big J ain't around eh? Well dawg I've been picking enough cotton, bowing to enough of you pale face f***ers. Today you bow to me." Big J rushed at Naruto and aimed a kick at the back of his head.[/color] [color="#FF00FF"]"Oh f***, you guys again?" Hinata swore as she was surronded by all the black ninjas that left Big J.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted November 7, 2010 Report Share Posted November 7, 2010 Naruto was sent flying into a building. His face was in excruciating pain and he could barely move. "You...rascal." Naruto suddenly erupted in a red aura and flew back to Big J. "I'm gonna be the 7th Hokage dattebayo!" He slammed into Big J, most likely sending him flying far off. Naruto turned to normal and lay on the ground. [i]Must. Stand. Up. Must. Get. Medical. Attention.[/i] Naruto stood up and grabbed a nearby stick and continued walking. "Hinata! What the hell's going on?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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