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"Head him off at the pass? Who the f*** says that? Are you some kinda freaking cowboy?"

"You had better be right, because if your not, I'll weld your exhaust pipe to your ball bearings!"

" 'Its to high. My head fell off.' Its always something with you f***ing bots."

"I'll try to find another way around. I'll use my new control tether to make those f***ing vermin blast themselves!"



Krunk FTW!
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Duke Nukem is the unbeaten king of bad-ass quotes, you can hardly deny that :lol:

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum!"

Some particular ones I really like:

"How fine you look when dressed in rage. Your enemies are fortunate your condition is not permanent. You're lucky, too. Red eyes suit so few." - The Cheshire Cat to Alice, American McGee's Alice.

"Not even death can save you from me." - Diablo, Diablo (obviousness is obvious, huh?)

"Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true!" - GLaDOS, Portal

"I am Freya, recall the name on your journey to Hell." - Freya, Valkyrie Profile

"I once killed a hundred knights single-handedly... To me, you two are nothing more than insects." - Beatrix, Final Fantasy IX

And the probably longest of them all... because Frederic just couldn't hold himself I guess:

"When a man's consciousness is fading away he will find, without fail, that he comes face to face with his own soul and must challenge it. It is the one moment when we are able to look directly upon our naked selves. I no longer have any doubt in my mind that me that time has now come. Don't you all understand? You're nothing more than fictional characters that I created in my mind! When I am defeated in this battle a truth will be born in this world. And a fleeting dream will transform, slowly filling with color. And only when this ordeal is finally overcome, will my soul at last be allowed to leave my physical body. Then let us test it. Whether I..no. Whether my spirit can become a lance... capable of piercing through every one of you. We'll see if I am truly such a weak human being!" - Frédéric Francois Chopin, Eternal Sonata



There are several more, but those are the ones I can remember (and found them on the internet in that last occasion... you can't expect me to recall it correctly, can you?).

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"We have set a new security system on the main generator to prevent any intruders from destroying it. In RPG-esque terms, its another mid-boss." - Mother 3

"THE TRUCK HAVE STARTED TO MOVE." - Metal Gear

"What is a man?" - I Want to be the Guy

"[insert something Fawful says]" - Mario & Luigi series
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Oh how I love Starfox~
Slippy: This baby, can withstand temperatures of up to 9000 degrees!
Pepper: Theirs an enemy base there!?
Peppy: Slippys not such a screw up after all!

And one of my personal favorites is:
Slippy: Hows the Blue Marine Fox?
Me exact response to that is either: "Terrible" or "GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!"
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[quote name='Blue eyes + Wynn' timestamp='1287671409' post='4722831']
My name is Lakilester... Er, no, it's Michael... No, um... Oh yeah... Spike. Yeah yeah, I'm Spike... Well whatever. Never mind.”
—Lakilester, Paper Mario
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"Spike" is such a tard. Its hilarious.
In fact, Paper Mario has a bunch of ridiculous quotes.

I always find it funny how Tubba is like: "I don't want to be '[i]invincible[/i]' if it means fighting guys like you!"
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[quote name='Armadilloz' timestamp='1287684653' post='4723181']
"Spike" is such a tard. Its hilarious.
In fact, Paper Mario has a bunch of ridiculous quotes.

I always find it funny how Tubba is like: "I don't want to be '[i]invincible[/i]' if it means fighting guys like you!"
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That reminds me of something... I had to laugh really hard when I read that, especially if you consider that it's a Mario game:

Mallow: "He's the one who took my coin! Why didn't you stop him?"
Mushroom Kingdom Guard: "Because I left my bazooka at home. Sheesh! Give me a break here!"

- Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
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[quote name='Armadilloz' timestamp='1287684653' post='4723181']
"Spike" is such a tard. Its hilarious.
In fact, Paper Mario has a bunch of ridiculous quotes.

I always find it funny how Tubba is like: "I don't want to be '[i]invincible[/i]' if it means fighting guys like you!"
[/quote]
I always like riding spike around as a slave when I dont feel like walking, its like have your pikmin carry you back to base at the end of day
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