J-Max Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 Been playing Duke Nukem 3D lately and love his wisecracks in different situations. Discuss your favorite VG quotes. Also discuss the awful ones too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 "Head him off at the pass? Who the f*** says that? Are you some kinda freaking cowboy?" "You had better be right, because if your not, I'll weld your exhaust pipe to your ball bearings!" " 'Its to high. My head fell off.' Its always something with you f***ing bots." "I'll try to find another way around. I'll use my new control tether to make those f***ing vermin blast themselves!" Krunk FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoon Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 Duke Nukem is the unbeaten king of bad-ass quotes, you can hardly deny that "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum!" Some particular ones I really like: "How fine you look when dressed in rage. Your enemies are fortunate your condition is not permanent. You're lucky, too. Red eyes suit so few." - The Cheshire Cat to Alice, American McGee's Alice. "Not even death can save you from me." - Diablo, Diablo (obviousness is obvious, huh?) "Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true!" - GLaDOS, Portal "I am Freya, recall the name on your journey to Hell." - Freya, Valkyrie Profile "I once killed a hundred knights single-handedly... To me, you two are nothing more than insects." - Beatrix, Final Fantasy IX And the probably longest of them all... because Frederic just couldn't hold himself I guess: "When a man's consciousness is fading away he will find, without fail, that he comes face to face with his own soul and must challenge it. It is the one moment when we are able to look directly upon our naked selves. I no longer have any doubt in my mind that me that time has now come. Don't you all understand? You're nothing more than fictional characters that I created in my mind! When I am defeated in this battle a truth will be born in this world. And a fleeting dream will transform, slowly filling with color. And only when this ordeal is finally overcome, will my soul at last be allowed to leave my physical body. Then let us test it. Whether I..no. Whether my spirit can become a lance... capable of piercing through every one of you. We'll see if I am truly such a weak human being!" - Frédéric Francois Chopin, Eternal Sonata There are several more, but those are the ones I can remember (and found them on the internet in that last occasion... you can't expect me to recall it correctly, can you?). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 I've got one more. I just LOVE saying this out loud, I don't know why. "Dammit, we've been had!" -Colonel Alloy, Metal Arms: Glitch in the System Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Pennar Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 can this include quotes made by players in MMOGs?, or is it limited to NPCs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAG Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 HIS COCONUT GUNS! CAN FIRE IN SPURTS! IF HE SHOOTS YA-*monkey* IT'S GONNA HURT! HE'S BIGGER! HE'S FASTER! HE'S STRONGER TOO! HE'S THE FIRST MEMBER! OF THE DK CREW! Gawd, I hate the DK Rap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 "We have set a new security system on the main generator to prevent any intruders from destroying it. In RPG-esque terms, its another mid-boss." - Mother 3 "THE TRUCK HAVE STARTED TO MOVE." - Metal Gear "What is a man?" - I Want to be the Guy "[insert something Fawful says]" - Mario & Luigi series Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Max Posted October 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 [quote name='Flandre Scarlet' timestamp='1287609266' post='4721117'] can this include quotes made by players in MMOGs?, or is it limited to NPCs [/quote] Any Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 "I am ERROR" Error, some old legend of zelda game I forgot the title of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Max Posted October 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 "What is a man? A little pile of secrets! But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!" I felt so badass kicking Dracula's ass at the beginning of Castlevania SOTN. Worst one is in Resident Evil. "Watch Out! It's a monster!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Pennar Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 "WARNING: CLAY F*GS WILL GANG UP ON UNSUSPECTING VICTIMS!" -Alurius(Me), Attempting to Acquire Job Skill, said after a teammate said "f**" after a Clay Soldier sealed him causing him to lose a turn, in Wonderland Online Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
?someone? Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 "You move like a pregnant cow!" Random marauder, ESIV: Oblivion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Pennar Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 "Who's Hailey" -Hailey on Wonderland online Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Oh how I love Starfox~ Slippy: This baby, can withstand temperatures of up to 9000 degrees! Pepper: Theirs an enemy base there!? Peppy: Slippys not such a screw up after all! And one of my personal favorites is: Slippy: Hows the Blue Marine Fox? Me exact response to that is either: "Terrible" or "GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 "I can see these are no ordinary refugees." "Oh, good eye!" Tegan and Shale, respectively, with Shale - the magical GOLEM - being the funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 "That guy's a maniac! Why'd he bite me?" - Trucker in the opening CG scenes of Resident Evil 2 "The cake is a lie!" - Portal "All your base are belong to us!" - Catz from Zero Wing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 "THANK YOU!" - Beedle from Wind Waker. Anything said by Doctor Nefarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 [quote name='Armadilloz' timestamp='1287633924' post='4722398'] Oh how I love Starfox~ Slippy: This baby, can withstand temperatures of up to 9000 degrees! [/quote] So what your saying is... it can withstand tempetures... of... OVER 8000!!!!!! degrees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 "KILL THE BLASPHEMER." "CHARNEL, death isn't the answer to [i]everything[/i]." "You're right... Torture has it's merits." - Charnel, Sacrifice Really, anything said by him is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 My name is Lakilester... Er, no, it's Michael... No, um... Oh yeah... Spike. Yeah yeah, I'm Spike... Well whatever. Never mind.” —Lakilester, Paper Mario Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 [quote name='Blue eyes + Wynn' timestamp='1287671409' post='4722831'] My name is Lakilester... Er, no, it's Michael... No, um... Oh yeah... Spike. Yeah yeah, I'm Spike... Well whatever. Never mind.” —Lakilester, Paper Mario [/quote] "Spike" is such a tard. Its hilarious. In fact, Paper Mario has a bunch of ridiculous quotes. I always find it funny how Tubba is like: "I don't want to be '[i]invincible[/i]' if it means fighting guys like you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoon Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 [quote name='Armadilloz' timestamp='1287684653' post='4723181'] "Spike" is such a tard. Its hilarious. In fact, Paper Mario has a bunch of ridiculous quotes. I always find it funny how Tubba is like: "I don't want to be '[i]invincible[/i]' if it means fighting guys like you!" [/quote] That reminds me of something... I had to laugh really hard when I read that, especially if you consider that it's a Mario game: Mallow: "He's the one who took my coin! Why didn't you stop him?" Mushroom Kingdom Guard: "Because I left my bazooka at home. Sheesh! Give me a break here!" - Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Jill: Carlos, there's something I need to ask you... Carlos: I know. You wanna ask me out. All the foxy ladies love my accent - it drives them crazy... (Resident Evil 3: Nemesis) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 [quote name='Armadilloz' timestamp='1287684653' post='4723181'] "Spike" is such a tard. Its hilarious. In fact, Paper Mario has a bunch of ridiculous quotes. I always find it funny how Tubba is like: "I don't want to be '[i]invincible[/i]' if it means fighting guys like you!" [/quote] I always like riding spike around as a slave when I dont feel like walking, its like have your pikmin carry you back to base at the end of day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jord200 Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 "Who do you think you are, Bruce Lee? You can't just go in there with your fists flying!' Mallow, Super Mario RPG Legend of the 7 Stars "Beef? Fawful has no beef. Fawful is beefless." Fawful, Mario and Luigi- Superstar Saga "Uhoh! I feel asleep!" Guard, MGS 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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