The Sound and Fury [PG-13][Not Accepting][IC]

[Desu the Blue Nerd]

Kangaroo Jack wasn't really paying attention to much like always but there was a certain thing that caught his eye. It was the hat that the nicely dressed man was wearing. A hat that criminals in Chicago wore. He always wanted one of those hats but the place he grew up in was to filled with fail to recieve shipments of the amazingly awesome hat. He took out one of his pizza cutters and held it up to the man's neck. A very serious and almost demonic look came across Kangaroo's face "Give me the hat or I'll slit you're throat open." His normal dimwitted look came back to his face with a smile. "Also do you know where the petting zoo is? We want to see the llamas. Though I still want the hat."

[Nexev]

The Witty Detective noticed a scuffle afoot between a classy dame with her pal thing and a Violent Wannabe. This would not do, it was your job to protect the city and all that stuff from this nonsense. You withdraw your pad and pen, scribbling romance tension tickets worth one cheesy romance song like your being paid to do it. You rush towards the scene of the soon to be crime, taping the tickets to there faces as you rush by.

Your here to deliver annoying parking ticket rip-offs and kick ass.

AND YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY AVAILABLE BEHINDS TO KICK!

[Shadow Zero]

Ryu stared at the ticket briefly before tearing it to shreds and dumping it into a nearby trash can. "Tickets, I don't need no stinking tickets." Ryu grumbles to himself as he walks back over to the group. He was sure that his last rebuttal didn't have any holes to be exploited, and as such decided not to wait for Ice to say anything. As he walked off, the electrical fields that he had summoned suddenly sparked back into life before dying off a few seconds later as Ryu tried to think of something to do. Not finding anyone who was worth talking to at the moment, he instead simply walked around with his hands in his pockets and his hood up, not drawing attention unto himself as he wondered just what it was he could do, He was bored, he was irritated, and right now he was starting to feel like he wanted to sleep. Of course, he couldn't sleep because he knew right away that it would not be a good one, and so instead walked over to the GM, looking at the dice for a few minutes. "You know, this whole thing is kind of your fault. If what that one guy said was true, then this wouldn't have happened if you had a better saving throw. That aside, when are we going to do something about this situation? The sooner I get my pillow back, the sooner I can sleep."

[Clair]

Ingrid let out a small shout as Arimi reflexively managed to snare her arm in a strong, vampire hold.

"Hey, let g-"

Ingrid immediately ceased to speak when she glimpsed the blue-haired vampire's infuriated expression. She tried to hold back a grin, but mentally she checked off a box on an imaginary checklist.

[i]- Embarrass Arimi[/i]

At Arimi's demands, Ingrid only nodded her head, her eyes sparkling teasingly. Of course she was going to agree to the demands of an enraged vampire. Was she going to follow through with them? Probably not. After all, Ingrid didn't like receiving orders from anybody except her parents.

When Arimi released Ingrid, the farmer girl clutched her arm tenderly, shooting the vampire woman a falsely apprehensive look.

"You still have a chance with her..." she whispered to Darky, speeding away from her crazy vampire friend towards Red Mage.

[Nexev]

Witty Detective was suprised at the servents refusal to acknowledge the law, or the paper in her face but was horrified for the diabolical act that the Sue just commited. Even Marv winced in sympathy before adding Detective and Sue under spades, right under Darky and Vampy, (who were also in hearts). Witty mourned for the ticket, it died in it's prime, cut short in the line of duty by arrogance. You stare at Ryu with hate filled eyes and slowly pulled out his keys. The time for law was over you realize as you aim your keys at the sue even as they morph into the gun.

Diplomatic proceedings are at a critical, murder has raised a scandel and the courtroom is in flames.

It is time for diplomacy.

Sleuth Diplomacy.

You pull the trigger, unleashing a salvo of gunfire.

[Shadow Zero]

Ryu wasn't turned towards the sleuth, and so was not aware of being shot at until it was to late. He was able to move to the side just enough to avoid the hit being a major one, but the bullet was still stuck in him. There were more bullets coming but he was able to dodge out of the way and form a protective earthen wall from the ground so as to avoid any further hits. [i]That sonofABITCH!!![/i] Now Ryu was pissed. He reached out to the bullet with his senses and caused it to deatomize into metal dust that he moved outside of his wound using vector control. He then turned towards the earthen wall that he had created and slammed a fist into it, causing earthen shards to go flying directly at the sleuth that had fired at him while also releasing a Force Blast that would surely knock him off balance. He activated his Force Saber that he already had at the ready and prepared to fight seriously if need be, although he hoped that would not be necessary even though he was pissed.

[Proto]

"Hey Marvy" Ted came walking up to his fellow brethren, he had always liked Marv, he was a fairly nice person for a Troll, he had never really been accepted by his own kind but Marv seemed to not have a problem with him. "So I got the Grist here, think there might be about 60 or so, unfortunatly we haven't got any Shale. But don't worry, I have a feeling that we're gonna be able to harvest some soon" Ted said, watching the spray of gunfire and his companion's blasts of force. "So what toke you so long, been gambling or something? I've been waiting for you for a while here."

[Catterjune]

The man in the all velvet suit watched as Kangaroo Jack seemed to demonstrate a higher level of competence as he threatened him. However, he seemed to hold a calm, zen-like patience as the man held a pizza cutter up to him.

"Listen Mac, I been threatened by Johns and b****es hundreds of times. Son, you aint got s*** on me." Despite his swear-laden way of speaking, the man certainly didn't seem to exude any kind of hostility as he spoke. It was likely the man just laced his words with swears all the time.

"As fo' the pettin' zoo, what the f*** you think I am? Some kind of 5 year old lookin' to take care of animals. I got enough b****es to look after, aint that right Quentin?"

The woman wearing a rather revealing outfit stepped forward. "Psh, wuh-ever." she rolled her eyes, a thick Brooklyn accent about her as she spoke, not particularly caring what the man had to say. "Why you kids wanna go to that zoo anyway? All they gots is llamas and goats and s***."

Caddy interrupted, a rather un-chivalrous act but she was getting sick of meandering about in circles. "Pardon my interjection madame,"

"Quentin! I aint no madame."

"but young Kangaroo Jack and I are on a valiant quest to slay the dragon, save the princess, and if we have enough time left afterward we'll something about pillows or something."

Quentin smirked, raising her arms above her head and putting her hands behind her neck. She seemed to be putting an awful lot of emphasis on a... certain asset of hers. "If you need something [i]big[/i] and [i]soft[/i] to rest your heads on-"

"Ya'll gotta deal business with me, Red Dragon." The man in the velvet suit interjected, gold tooth smirk upon his face.

"Yes, verily. Do not-" Caddy paused mid-sentence as she came to a realization. A dragon guarding a princess? Or perhaps a red dragon guarding Princess Quentin!

Triumphantly reaching for her sword, she unsheathed the rather heavy instrument. Wielding it with two hands, and dragging it on the ground, she attempted to look menacing as she loudly declared. "Fearsome dragon! Unhand the beautiful and dainty Princess Quentin!"

[Blake]

"... Yet ANOTHER person to kill." Darky commented, ripping the paper off of his face, and throwing it to the ground, stamping it into the ground. "Well, I don't fight. So, unless a knife in your neck sounds like fun, I suggest you get away from me." Darky growled at Hayate. Turning back to Arimi, he cocked his head to the side, slightly. "What, you don't like Dark Angel? Tsk. Well, fine then, Arimi." More than once, Ingrid had commented on hiw he still had a chance, which confused him. Being the snarky person he was, to all but Arimi in this particular existence, he felt that was a bad sign. [i]"Oh well. I'll continue on, anyways. I iwll not give up! Her chest is too big to do that!"[/i], he thought.

[Catterjune]

It took the blonde about 8 and a half hours to figure it out, but she finally realized her last post didn't really give Kangaroo Jack much to do. My apologies.

"Unhand the beautiful and dainty Princess Quentin!" Caddy proclaimed, still having trouble lifting her blade to the appropriate level.

The pimp and his hooker exchanged a look, before breaking out laughing. "Listen b****, this-" he slapped her not-face cheek. "aint no delicate princess. Now if ya'll aint got no business with Red Dragon, I'm afraid we gots to get on out of-"

But before Red Dragon could finish, Caddy took a wild swing with her blade at him. Due to her terrible and bad form however, the strike was slow and easy enough to dodge, even for someone with as little fighting experience as Red Dragon. He easily side stepped the swing, the extended his pimp cane to match Caddy's in a sword-fight of sorts.

"Let's go!"

Caddy rushed forward, dragging her sword behind her on the ground, but alas Red Dragon struck her across the face with his cane. Caddy fell to the ground after one strike. "Bah... I surmise I should have stolen the helmet too..." she lamented, before closing her eyes. It was presumably only for dramatics sake and she could probably get up easily, but now was the perfect time for Kangaroo Jack to avenge her not-death.

Red Dragon looked at her partner, holding his cane in a defensive manner "Ya'll want some of Red Dragon too?"

[Nexev]

Witty Detective was confused, there was no sleuth in sight for Ryu to attack, after all he was a [u]detective[/u].

Then he saw it, his poor brother Puzzle Sleuth casually walking across the street. WD tried to push him out of the way of the attack, but all the slow motion stunts in the world couldn't have saved Sleuth.

If there was any mercy in this, it was that he died quickly.

WD's Righteous Anger meter skyrocked, quickly filling up. Even this wasn't enough, as a second RA bar emerged, already full to the brim, it's sudden appearance knocking WD's health meter out of it's place and making it fall to the floor. MArsuvees caught the Bar and stashed it away, who knows what shenanigans he could cause with it.

WD started to flip his s***. S*** was doing cartwheels and somersaults like it was Olympic gymnastics. His s*** was getting gold medals like nobodies business.

In a rage WD ripped off his Righteous Anger bars, duelwielding them as he prepared to lay a righteous smack down on Ryu like you wouldn't believe.

With a cry WD rushed at Ryu prepared to unleash the full fury of his might.

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Marv glanced at Ted and shrugged. "I had to deal with some things. Jack wouldn't leave me alone and I was trying to get a outfit that didn't suck. Obviously I failed. This fight is interesting though, paticurally that blurry fellow with the odd weapons, such a outward display of emotions. It's quite impressive, it's starting to make me.... perspire." Marv pulled out a handkerchief to wipe off his sweat. "Plus yeah, I barely got to get anything worth alchemizing from my house. I did get a portable alchimizer so we can make stuff as we progress. Plus I have the blurry dude's health bar, that might be useful later. Can't imagine why though."

[Ice.]

[color="#0000FF"]"You're starting to bore me, moron. You said that you can effect the crap around you. That still doesn't change the fact that we aren't around you, therefore you can't effect us let alone the air around us. Jeez, who the f*** brought this genius to the party. Flawed Logic. End game." [/color]And with that Ice turned around and walked off. He turned to the vampire girl and immediately smirk. [color="#0000FF"]"Let me guess, you think I'm, well, actually we, are crazy, don't you? Please, complete intellect comes with a price. Besides, at least we aren't as cliche as an emo, lesbian-looking sadistic vampire. Aww, did the twilight cast not accept you?" [/color]Ice then started to laugh, as if he said something funny. [color="#FFA500"]"Big talk coming from a sarcastic moron as yourself. Honestly, at least she looks like she can fight. Although she needs to get that lower neck weakness gone." [/color][color="#0000FF"]"Pssh, at least I'm intelligent." [/color][color="#FFA500"]"Want to place a bet on that?" [/color][color="#0000FF"]"You can save your money. Jeez, that moron over there was smarter then you." [/color][color="#FFA500"]"And he's going to be living." [/color][color="#0000FF"]"What the hell is tha...oh." [/color]Ice's expression changed from sarcastic to sadistic and back again. He was apparently having an argument with himself. "Dammit, both of you shut up. God, I can't believe I have to deal with you morons day in and day out. God. Anyways, anybody in need of a lawyer?"

[Shadow Zero]

Due to lack of sleep from the previous night that resulted from a decided lack in pillows and the fact that he had been continually aggravated since showing up here, Ryu's aim went wide and ended up hitting some bystander. For some reason, WD became enraged by this and summoned to rage bars that he started using as swords. "Your antics are really starting to annoy me!" Ryu yells as he causes the electrons around WD to become excited and create a cage of lightning that surrounded him and would deal a large amount of damage to him if he came into contact with it. He then fired of a blast of lightning from the fingers of his left hand at WD as he continued wielding the Force Saber that he had with his right hand. He felt regret that he had inadvertently killed someone not involved in the fighting, but right now he had other things to worry about.

[Sploda]

Willaims quickly walked up to Ice and placed a contract in front of him. "If you will just sign this then you can be my lawyer, after all what is a lawyer without a client. Besides I see myself being sued often in the next several pages of posts so I think we can both benefit from this." Willaims knew he could pull a one-man jury but he lied Ice's style and could see him resolving things much faster. Plus he liked the split personality, gave the man flavor...

[Proto]

"Oh, its not so bad, could be worse, at least you managed to not look like a buffon." He then saw the innocent bystander get impaled by the incompetent Sue's attack. "Oh crap, a civilian casualty, I thought he was one of the nicer ones to... well I still got something out of it." With a wave of his hand the corpse of dear Puzzle Sleuth began expelling small amounts of blue gems, with a lone purple gem in the midst. Ted walked by the chaos and picked up the remains of Ryu's victim, taking a few moments of silence to morn the poor civilian before placing the Grist in his brown bag.

"Ryu, I think we have to talk."

[Shadow Zero]

Ryu was tired, and not in the mood for talking. Nevertheless he spared just enough time to turn to Proto and say "Yeah, sure. Perhaps after I don't have to deal with a guy trying to kill me with a couple of rage bars. Unless you want to help that is? This is being a little more difficult then necessary due to lack of sleep." Ryu slumped against the earthen wall that he had summoned, his tired state more easily identifiable now as he closed his eyes and grimaced, thinking again of the innocent bystander that he had inadvertently slained. [i]Oh for craps sake, why me?[/i]

[Desu the Blue Nerd]

A wide grin came across Kangaroo Jack's face. "I see. Another person who can use the ultimate technique. Though yours is weak. You are not strong enough to defeat me! I won't even have to use my power and my other pizza cutter to defeat you. Now release the princess, take back what you said about the petting zoos, and give me the hat! Also, I guess I should be getting revenge for my fallen caddy...Though we just met and haven't even played one round of golf yet. Now get ready for the true power of the Super Special OMG Awesome One-Hit K.O. Ultra Mega T-Rex Insert Other Awesome Words and Things Here Attack!!!!!!" He walked up to Red Dragon and just slapped him across the face. "Pimpslapped Bia***! Now go over to that corner and start making me some money before I do it again."

[Ice.]

[color="#FF0000"]"We'd rather not. Seeing that you're the generic thief of the group, we'll just be your Attorney. No need for signing stuff. No need at all. If you get sued, we can always pull the racist card. Works every time." [/color]And with that Ice smirked as he dramatically pointed at the sadistic vampire. [color="#FF0000"]"AND SHE WILL BE THE REASON WHY YOU WILL GET SUED OR WHY WE SHALL BE HELD BACK! WHETHER IT BE HER APPARENT CANNIBALISM OR THE FACT THAT SHE WILL ACTUALLY HAVE THE INTELLIGENCE TO SUE, IT WILL BE HER! I, FIRON, FIND HER GUILTY OF HOLDING US BACK IN THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE!" [/color]Ice then laughed as he continued to point at the girl. [color="#FF0000"]"TAKE THAT!!" [/color]Once again, his expression suddenly changed to sadistic again. [color="#FFA500"]"Please excuse the insane one over here, he gets carried away with his logic. Although he's probably going to be right in the end, he's still a major moron." [/color]He laughed as his expression suddenly turned insane. He had a smirk on his face, yet he looked unhappy. It was an odd mixture of emotions thrown into a blender. He seemed anxious, as if he's been wanting to speak although he couldn't, yet he seemed calm. [color="#483D8B"]"So, anyways, when are we going to be doing some major magic? Like gaining power and taking over villages and stuff. Or are we not doing that kind of thing? Because it will be a totally smart thing to do. I mean, 95% of these people are obviously evil, and they deserve to be slaughtered...right?" [/color]

[Nexev]

WD simply took the attacks head on, them barely affecting him. He was to angry to feel pain, and didn't have a health bar to regulate damage. He charged at Ryu about to pounce and unleash a multiverse of hurting until being flung backwards midair into a wall. Marsuvees, lowered his hand and admired his handiwork. "Look, we all understand justice, my friend is a big fan of it, but there is a time and a place. If you are going to murder Mr Insomnia over there, do it later when you have thought this through. Otherwise it's just going to be no fun at all. WD calmed down, his Rage bar weapons disappearing. Still pissed off, he pulls out a flask and takes a swig from the illict liquor held within it.

[Andx]

Duane had been preoccupied for a majority of the happenings amongst the various characters for his role play and had was scribbling notes in a note pad like crazy. It appeared to be something on the group list. He'd made about five separate complete ideas and hadn't gotten anywhere, crossing half-started ideas out left and right along the various sections of the page. He had one idea left and upon looking up to see all the chaos going on looking backed at it quickly.
[i]"Suppose this will have to do. Things won't be quite as even what with the recent loss of two heros due to one RPer's techincal issues but this should still work."[/i] he thought. The various people had somewhat split off into various places and such so simply projecting his voice probably wasn't going to do much. Thankfully being the GM gave him the helpful ability of narration, meaning all of his characters would be able to hear.

"The heroes had gotten off to a friendly start with each other but that was to come to a stop. The GM had finally made the decision on his groups and was ready to announce them." Duane started. His voice now had a slight odd echo to it and each of the characters heard it not from where Duane was standing but almost like he was speaking inside each of their heads. Needless to say, not exactly normal and potentially annoying.

"So heroes, now the description is out of the way I have specific directions for you. The following will report to the north exit of town where I will be standing: Darky, Ingrid, Arimi, Williams, Marsuvees, Fenix, and Theodore. The rest of you will report to the south exit where there will be a poorly drawn portrait of a duck, so to be safe that's: Witty Detective, Kangaroo Jack, Candace, Hayate, Ryu, and Sheogorath. Don't worry south group, even though I won't be there physically I'll still know everything you do and be able to instruct you. From there smaller groups may be made as needed. Each group will have an objective but expect to run across each other regularly depending on how the rolls for you travels and the map go." Duane said, still in everyone's mind. And like that he vanished and reappeared at the north entrance of the town, not that the others were aware, to wait for everyone to finish what they were doing and head off to their assigned exits.

[Sploda]

[i]Must he do that?[/i] Willaims sighed as he got up, and tore the ticket he had been ignoring off his head. "Why is Nexev always doing such odd stuff. Also I hope he doesn't mind that I stole the attack button from his menu..." Willaims said aloud to himself. He then turned to Ice. "Well then my good sir I am glad to have logic on my side. Now if you will excuse me I have somethings to... collect that happen to have some value." Willaims then dashed off towards the North entrance intent on taking Red Mages Character pages and writing in excess amounts of money for his overseas Swiss Bank Accounts.

[Ice.]

"Logic is the weapon of the gods. Violence is the weapons of the pathetic. Unless that violence is caused by the power of logic which is used by me. If it's used by anybody else then it's once again pathetic. Unless, of course, it's used by--" [color="#0000FF"]"We get it. If you're causing the violence it's bravery, if not it's pathetic and some people get a special access to using violence without being pathetic. Jeez. Anyway, I'll see you guys at the front gate." [/color]Ice then started to walk off, laughing to himself. "They seem alright. Not pure geniuses but whatever. I can deal with them. After all, I may be able to get into more logical debates with people. Hopefully they'll be smarter then that moron we versed over there. Well, are you guys excited or what?" [color="#0000FF"]"Not really, bro." [/color]

[Nexev]

Witty Detective took a sidelong glance at Ryu, seeing spades in a vague reference no one will ever get, because they are morons. Especially that Williams guy, it's not like there is a Nexev here. That won't be for atleast what 6 chapters? What he isn't in here? That's bullshit man. WHAT DO YOU MEAN STICK TO THE SCRIPT? DO YOU THINK ANYONE IS EVEN READING THIS!

Geeze fine sheesh.

Anyway Witty Detective got over his angst like a guy gets over the Seaseme Streets, he vows never to speak of this again.

Ever.

Like some major plot issue was uncerimonusly dropped into a blender and mixed up into a I-don't-care banana smoothie.
So he headed to the duck thingey.
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Marv sighed, he could tell s*** will be so full of shenanigins that it will hurt. Like some shameless ripoff of a webcomic. However Marv got a sudden sense of deja vu and stopped at that, merely went to his location. He should count his blessings he guess. Sylladexs are way to confusing to really be stolen. It's possible but you really can't do anything with it. So his s*** was safe, if he had any that it.

But he really shouldn't let that Will guy get at WD's life bar, that would be dickish.

[Shadow Zero]

Ryu sighed as he got up. WD had stopped attacking and things seemed to have finally quieted down. Ryu started getting up and as he did so felt a sharp pain that was not where the bullet had hit him. [i]Oh great, so if you lose an objection war with that jerkwad Ice you get hurt? Man this is some major bull![/i] Ryu finished getting up and, to stave off needing to sleep, took a shot of 5 hour energy. Afterwards he reached into his pocket and took out a thing of Snickers, making a face at how it had melted some as he opened it. As he started eating it, Ryu turned to Ted saying "If you have something to say to me, then follow. Otherwise, I have to get going." Ryu finished his Snickers bar and crumpled it up into a little ball before shooting it at a nearby trash can. It made it in and Ryu turned and walked to the place with the duck sign. WD was already there and as Ryu arrived, he completely ignored WD for the moment, not wanting to get into another fight.

[Headmaster Monokuma]

Sheogorath laughed as he saw the end of the Objection War. [i]That lad caused the other kid physical pain with his words! I like that![/i] Sheogorath quickly went to the crudely drawn duck sign, and saw the one person who had gotten into a fight with the same kid who had lost the OBJECTION WAR and the kid himself. Making his way over to Ryu, Sheogorath clapped him on the back. "Better luck next time. Or not. That kid back there may be out of your league for a while... What was your name anyway? I must 'ave missed it." As he talked, Sheogorath pulled another bottle of Skooma out of his pocket and started drinking it, feeling a surge of energy through him. Or maybe that was just the Manic state of mind. He doesn't know.