The Sound and Fury [PG-13][Not Accepting][IC]

[iCherry]

"Hey! Red Mage! If you control the world, why the hell can't you use your almighty 'GM' powers to get my pillow back and let me get some damn sleep?!" Ignoring the music completely, she yelled at the GM's answer to Hayate. Honestly, the vampire wanted a snack and some rest. Then, Arimi noticed the klutzy Ingrid run straight into Ryu while he and the attorney were in an argument. "Damn it, Ingrid, get over here before you get killed out of anger..." she said, hoping that her friend would hear her.

[Ice.]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZrQialji38[/media]

(Andx said I could. Hush.)

"Tsk tsk tsk. Of course I know that. How stupid do you take me for? You don't have anything that can control electrons equipped to you!" Ice smirked as he reached into his pocket. "Now, to present my evidence!" Ice took out what seemed to be a file, with Ryu's name on it. "TAKE THAT! This is your profile! It doesn't state anywhere that you have equipment that controls electrons! You're argument is invalid, sir!" Ice smirked as he put the file back in his pocket. "I take what I previously said back! Twigs are smarter then you! You're intellect is pathetic!" Ice then turned to the grey kid that was patting his back. "I am playing nice. I'm merely pointing out the flaws in his logic. He IS stupid and reckless after all. A horrible choice for a hero if you ask me. But just to put him in his place..." Ice then switched to a normal expression. Similar to Ice's, but a little more insane. [color="#FF0000"]"Hah. So we have a moron with us? Well, Ice already pointed out the obvious contradiction. But, so you can't pull the stupid 'I HAVE THE NATURAL ABILITY TO DO THIS I AM MAGIC LULZ' excuse, that won't work. Following that disgusting line of logic I can say that I can make your head explode because I have that ability." [/color]

[Sploda]

"Obviously because he failed his saving throw against evil plots. Anyway if you want a pillow go buy them from Wal-mart they are all over the place." Suddenly Willaims heard a ticking noise. He turned around and saw a crocodile that poped his eyes with every tick. "NO!" Willaims began to run around the group trying to escape the Croc and was picking everyone's pocket at the same time. [i]Not a bad collection but this croc keeps me away from the good stuff.[/i] He continued running, eventually flipping over Ryu sending the corc right at him.

[Shadow Zero]

Hearing the rebuttal of Ice, Ryu turned to him once more and said, "You very well could, and you are correct. I do not have a device on me to control electrons. What I do have is a power harnessed by the power of failure to affect molecules in things around me. This includes Protons and Neutrons as well as Electrons. Do you take me for a complete moron? Don't answer that, it's obvious that you do. However, that does not change the fact that your logic has a very large and gaping hole in it which I have just exploited. So what say you sir?" Ryu then noticed the croc that was headed straight for him and fired a force blast at it, activating his force saber at the same time and holding it at a ready stance as the area around him became wreathed in flames. [i]If its not one thing its a friggin nother![/i] "All right, who let Hooks greatest fear loose in here?"

[Proto]

"Alright, looks like I'm not a spy anymore." He stared again at the incredibly cool gauntlet, before placing it back onto his arm. "Now where is that music coming from..." He then turned to the young lad who had addressed him. "Well as long as none of you guys get hurt, I'd hate for something so bad to happen to you guys, this soon, by the way who wants to see a magic trick?" Ted reached for the bag of Grist on his belt, Marsuuves Red might have told him to save it for a battle.. but using a few of it now wouldn't hurt would it?

[Clair]

Ingrid watched with shock as Ryu used wind magic to steady himself.

"Are you really that scared of falling...?" she inquired, trying to stifle a chuckle. "The name's Ingrid, and I was forced to come here." That was the story she was telling everybody, but there was little she could do about her situation now. She was in an unknown world, with nowhere to go. Ingrid had literally been half-dragged here by a sadistic vampire, after all.

"I'm fine, I'm fine!" Ingrid liked to keep up her tough girl image, and she easily leaped back onto her feet, her eyes sparkling with new-found excitement. "Now if you excuse me..." Ingrid began to venture back into the crowd, still looking for the illustrious Red Mage. However, her quest was derailed when she heard Arimi call her name. [i]Oh, thank you Lord.[/i] she thought, running over to Arimi and stamping her newest cigarette out on the ground in the process. Ingrid tried not to blow smoke in her friend's face as she prepared to bombard her with questions. She decided to ask the most obvious ones.

"What the hell are we doing here? And what are we [i]going[/i] to be doing?" she asked, a little peeved.

[Ice.]

[i]"Crap, he may have us. Anybody have anything?" [/i]
[i][color="#0000FF"]"Nope."[/color][/i]
[i] [color="#FFA500"]"Zip."[/color][/i]
[i][color="#FF0000"]"Sadly, nothing."[/color][/i]
[i][color="#00BFFF"]"Sorry."[/color][/i]
[i][color="#483D8B"]"Dammit."[/color][/i]
[i][color="#A0522D"]"I may have it."[/color][/i]
[i]"Justice, please don't fail me now."[/i]

Just then, Ice's expression changed to a dignified face. It seemed as if he thought he was an amazing super hero. [color="#A0522D"]"HAH! THIS FOOLSIH PERSON THINKS THEY HAVE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY CAPTAIN JUSTICE! WATCH THIS! AS YOU CAN SEE, IT EFFECTS THE CRAP AROUND YOU, NOT US! WE'RE NOT NEAR YOU BY THE SLIGHTEST, I'M A FEW YARDS AWAY FROM YOU! THEREFORE, YOUR LOGIC HAS BEEN JUSTI-PUNCHED!" [/color]Just then, [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JR_SJ0GHQA&feature=related"]an odd song[/url] played as "Captain Justice" pointed his finger at Ryu. If he was right, Ryu was about to take some damage from that statement. "My god...Justice...that...was...great. Perfect! And if you're wrong, we may surely find a contradiction somewhere!" Ice then smirked as he laughed. "Face it, Ryu, you're done."

[Catterjune]

Our blonde haired Author Avatar listened into the GM as he spoke. Some ludicrous garbage about an RP or some other thing, but Caddy didn't seem to concern herself much with it. She had been told something about pillows for a good night sleep, but as a girl who grew up homeless she knew little about pillows, and considering she chose to wear a full plate-mail of armor, it seemed she knew even less about comfort.

The blonde was told to try to mingle, but she wasn't really the mingling type in her opinion. She was more of a grand, epic knight who prefered solving problems with her fists and her sword then by relying on other people. Nevertheless, she had no decent leads in regards to any princesses, dragons, adventures, or anywhere in between.

She looked about the group, before hearing one declare something about needing a llama. Sounded like a good idea to her at the time. After all, what kind of knight would she be without a trusty steed or squire by her side? Perhaps now would be a good time to kill two birds with one stone.

She approached the man named Kangaroo Jack. "You there!" she commanded, a boisterous tone in her voice as she pointed dramatically at the man. "Would doth care to accompany me on a grand pilgrimage to the petting zoo?"

[Desu the Blue Nerd]

Kangaroo was so bored that he made a clone of himself and was about to create two more clones of himself and have a tea party where he was a fairy princess that would blow them up if they weren't polite because we all know pixies can do that. He was dissapointed when the girl came up to him. He'd have to save the tea party for another day. "Sorry, I don't speak spanish. Can you run that by me again?" The clone jumped up and down raising his hand in the air. "Yes, Mr. Clooney?"

"[b]I think I can translate.[/b]"
"Yes, please do so."
"[b]I think I heard her say something about going with her too the petting zoo.[/b]"
"Wait...my clones can talk?"
"[b]I can talk?[/b]"
"Oh well." He turned back to immigrant lady. "I will help you foreigner on your great quest to the petting zoo!"
"[b]You can understand her?[/b]"
"Yes, it was only ye old english. Now go away." The clone walked away sadly.

[Blake]

Quivering in rage, between the minor damage to Red Mage and the annoying Thief, Darky threw his knife at Willaims, not really aiming, just letting his wrath out. "I hate all of you, and I will kill you all first chance I get! Except for my sweet, voluptuous, lovely, sexy Arimi. MAn, if Aphrodite saw you, she'd be so jealous of you, she'd turn you into a slug." Snapping his fingers at Arimi, and giving a cocky grin, he finished his lame joke, that went horribly wrong. "So, Red Mage, is our group of you, me, [i]Willaims[/i], maddeningly sexy Arimi, and Ingrid ready to go? Seriously, the easier to stab my 'great friend' the better..." Darky spoke, speaking Willaim's name with detest, and assuming who would be travelling together.

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[iCherry]

"Apparently, Red Moron brought us here and he's planning to split us up in groups." Arimi answered the confused Ingrid's questions. Then again, the woman felt responsible for dragging her off and not explaining everything to the girl. But, she didn't really feel that bad. Hell, it would've actually been kinda funny if Arimi had told Ingrid to ask Red Mage [i]all[/i] of her questions, just to piss him off. She decided not to, just so they could hurry up and get somewhere already. Then, she heard Captain Justice's Justi-Punch logic.

[i]Christ, this guy is a loon.[/i]

"Darky. Shut up. You're giving me a headache." Arimi replied to Darky's outburst and whatever followed. He wasn't exactly helping the situation here.

[Shadow Zero]

Ryu grinned as Ice gave yet another rebuttal. He was actually enjoying this. "HOLD IT! That attack that was used was not even meant to hit directly. It was meant as a warning shot to you and the other one that was annoying me. After all, I am VERY cranky when I have to deal with the possibility of people interrupting my sleep. Furthermore, You would have only gotten hit if you had tried to escape the electrical blast. If I had so wished, I could have easily fried you and turned you into Fried Ice on a stick!" Ryu smirked as he finished speaking, knowing that he had hit the mark. His rebuttal explained everything, at least that's the way it seemed, and he was certain the there was no rebuttal that could be made that would not be at least slightly illogical.

[Sploda]

Willaims casually sidestepped the knife. "Careful now, you might just end up with a ticking pipe bomb in your hat. Anyway that seems to be the grouping, of course Red will probably have to check his dice first." Willaims then walked up to Darky and told him several [b]good[/b] pick up lines that aren't really appropriate for a children's card game fourm. After that Willaims took to looking for the ye olde pawn shoppe in an attempt to pawn off the huge bag of stuff he had collected from the nearby casinos.

[Catterjune]

"Ah, most excellent." She nodded and bowed slightly, not taking particular interest to the fact that that there were multiples of the same person. She merely rubbed her eyes, assuming a trick of the light or she had temporarily been seeing double. In either case, by the time she opened her eyes, other then being slightly red for the fact she wore metal gloves, the double was gone.

"We must sally forth onto yonder petting zoo in order to acquire noble steads." She nodded. She blinked twice, before remembering the first rule of chivalry. "Ah I humbly apologize, where are my manners?" She entered a 'present arms' position with her sword, but considering she had little experience with a sword, it wobbled awkwardly in her small hands.

"You may have heard of me before, a legendary knight of Neo Compton City. You may call me Caddy."

[Shadow Zero]

After finishing his rebuttal, Ryu suddenly realized that the croc was still in front of him, and angry. Deciding that he didn't want to fight the poor creature, he dispersed the flames that he had gathered around himself before pointing at William and saying "look, isn't that the guy that you were chasing before?" The croc, distracted, turned its glaring gaze to Williams, the prey that it had been chasing before. Uttering a roar as it began moving again, the croc charged off after Williams, planning to swallow the man in one all consuming gulp. Either that or slaying him before slowly eating away at his carcass.

[Desu the Blue Nerd]

Kangaroo Jack wasn't as bored as he was earlier. She seemed pretty interesting and by interesting he meant not boring or looked as if she wouldn't kill him like what the others seemed to be doing to eachother. "Hello caddy that I guess I've heard of before. My name is Kangaroo Jack! And don't forget because I might and I'll need to ask you what it was. Wait, I thought we were going to the petting zoo. Now we're going golfing?" He looked over the sword she was holding. "If you're a caddy, then is that a golf club? And where's the hole? I don't even like golfing. Can we just go to the petting zoo?"

[Clair]

Ingrid immediately noticed how the man Arimi had called "Darky" was fawning over the vampire. She rolled her eyes and grinned, lighting up yet another roll of cancerous death with her finger of flame.

"Hey, Miss Vampire... I think that guy has a [i]thing[/i] for you," she muttered none-too-secretively, nudging Arimi annoyingly with her elbow. Despite Arimi's insistence that Ingrid call her by her given name, Ingrid was still wary of the vampire's insatiable appetite. Formalities would keep Arimi on her good side. A playful look graced Ingrid's features, and she sighed with pleasure as she stuck the cigarette deftly between her lips, throwing the now empty pack on the ground.

"Damn... that's two packs today..." she mumbled, spitting ash. Ingrid just then noticed how Arimi had only answered [i]one[/i] of her questions. Thinking the vampire had just overlooked or forgotten her query, the brown-haired farmgirl tugged on Arimi's sleeve.

"Miss Vampire... you didn't answer my last question! What are we all going to do once we split up into groups?" Ingrid was started to get just a little bit pissed, despite the comfort of tobacco in her mouth. These people were all so [i]weird[/i], they were in a bustling city, and now they were "mingling", so to speak... It was almost too much for the country girl to take in!

[Blake]

Darky recovered his knife somehow. One moment it was in the wall ,the next it was back in his pocket. Not that it really mattered. As he heard Arimi, he was interrupted by Hayate. "Not right now. I only kill, not spar. If you wish to die, come see me. If you want the 'truth' about what kind of person I am, ask Red Mage." Turning away from the man, he grinned at Arimi. "C'mon! You're my dark angel! no one other than a wondrous fiend could make such a wondrous creature!" Ingrid had caught him off slightly, interrupting his latest rant, but he did not care. "Oh, and you're almost as lovely as the dark angel. Quite astute of you to notice my lust for her."

[Nexev]

======> A grey skinned man calmly looking at the scene around him. Breathing in the tomfoolery that was arrising, so this was emotion, it was, interesting. Kinda like rubbing a turd in your face. Suddenly Marv was glad that he didn't annihalate this species. It was so fun looking down on them.

But enough of this, there is duties to furfill, the badly dressed troll withdrew a notebook from his Sylladex brand hammerspace thingy. Withdrawing it he begin at once to work. "Dumb guy and dumb red guy, definitely Diamonds. Ted is Clubs for everyone, Nev lookalike and Waste of space are definitly Spades, and everyone else are outside the f*** giving range right now so they will be empty." Marv spoke outloud as he wrote. "Now fellas, as much as you wasting your breath attempting to state or deny the obvious is amusing can we get something done soon? We are kindof a reallly bad cliche and I don't want this to be the Brady b****es with Trolls who actually do something as the guest stars until this s*** hits season two okay?" Marv grimaced slightly, Rot was definitely affecting his vocabulary, the dick.

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It is a dark and dimly lit bar, the beer is cheap, both in taste and in price, but you make up for it as you gulp it down, you make up for it in soul. You are a Witty Detective, one of the best in the land, or so they say, you, you don't care, you do your job, and that is snuffing out lowlifes.

Dear lord your awesome, in fact, lets go to the bathroom where you can examine your awesomenss in the mirror.

Yeah, still as badass as ever.

Wait, he is looking at me angrily, he seems to think I am mocking him, but why would I ever do something like that? That is quite silly, hey, put that key ring down, you might hurt someone.

Wait, what's that? The sound of yelling? Trouble is in your neighborhood? Not on your watch, you rush to the scene.

You witness madness as you arrive at the scene. The s*** is flying off the handle like it is allergic. This is pretty weird, given s*** doesn't usually have allergies but whatever, you stopped worrying about that awhile ago.

You come accross some loser with garnish clothes righting in a notebook. You are about to suggest a tailor to give him more classy appear when the sound of bickering causes you to turn to the scene.

It appears a Prosectuing Nutcase is arguing with a Annoying Sue over some attack, you admire the hardboiledness of the Nutcase but compared to you, his eggs might as well be scrambled. Or at least sunnyside up. The Sue is barely even a egg, hardly fit to be served for breakfest like you.

But justice is blind, you are forced to give both sides Noise Pollution Tickets each worth one entire f***.

[Headmaster Monokuma]

Sheogorath continued to watch the two people arguing as if losing would mean death, and couldn't get enough. [i]Now [b]this! This[/b] is true madness! I may have been wrong about that lad, to an extent. He would make a fine champion. This other one, the one with the grumpy attitude, not so much. He's too stubborn. Way too stubborn. almost as stubborn as Mehrunes Dagon.[/i] He also noticed the people discussing one of the people's lust for the vampire girl, not that he was interested. No, his interest was in the lad who could seem to change identities in a snap, showing true madness. Well, at least in Sheogorath's eyes that is.

[iCherry]

"Really Ingrid?! I had no idea!" Arimi sarcastically replied to the girl's irritating nudging and such. Then, she heard Darky's ridiculous statement. "...Dark Angel? Where in the hell did you pick [i]that one[/i] up from?" she said with an annoyed tone, not impressed at all. After responding to her friend's further yelling, she turned to Ingrid to answer her question. "If I knew that, don't you think I would've told you? Ask Red Idiot!" the vampire told her, insulting her other ally. Really, you wouldn't be able to tell if they were her friends or not.

[PrimalFear]

The new guy meerely stated that he was into killing rather then sparring and to ask Red Mage what his true personalities where. Hayate smirked yet again at how much this guy really was similar to himself. "So are you saying that you are afraid of a mere kid like myself?" He smirked as he walked slowly towards this man. "You intrigue me even more then that Duane guy over their. You say to come to come to you if I wish to die huh?" He laughed a bit maniacly this time as the man turned to wak away with one of the women who was in the group.

"If I wish to die huh, what if I said I could kill you in an instant, would that change your mind? Is it that you fear what you cannot beat or is it that I'm mistaking your quickness to spar as a fear?" Hayate laughed again this time more normal. "Its not everyday that I get a threat and the person who made it retreats so quick."

[Clair]

Ingrid blushed furiously at Darky's remark, even though she tried her best to keep her cool.

"Th-thanks...?" she stammered nervously, cheeks tinted red. No one had ever called her "lovely" before, and she wasn't sure if she liked it or not. Ingrid wondered if Darky even had a chance with Arimi. From the way events were progressing, it looked as if Darky would remain solitary in his "love journeys" for a while. Ingrid couldn't help but snort when Darky called Arimi a "wondrous creature". Stifling a laugh, she could barely look at the female vampire when she turned to face her. Arimi unleashed a sarcastic remark, and Ingrid's eyes narrowed.

"Whatever you say, my 'wondrous creature'~" sang Ingrid in a falsely submissive tone. As she turned away from the two to go locate Red Mage, Ingrid shot a wink at Darky.

"Keep it up, buddy. You [i]totally[/i] have a chance with her!"

Ingrid decided to go locate Red Mage before Arimi decided to eat her.

[Catterjune]

Our blonde haired knight in training scratched the top of her head with a metal glove. "Er... absolutely Sir Kangaroo Jack, however..." she stopped, briefly pondering it before letting the man know. "Despite I be a world-traveler and famous knight, I must admit I am unfamiliar with this location."

She blinked, wondering if Kangaroo Jack knew his way. Considering it seemed he barely knew how to keep a conversation going, she wondered if asking him would be the best way to go about it...

Perhaps it was now time to ask... other characters.



Caddy scanned the nearby area, just idiots and more idiots doing other idiot things. Not like her and Kangaroo Jack of course, about to begin their mission to become legendary knights.

Scanning the crowd, she spotted 2 people off in the distance. Upon approaching them, she spotted the details of the two.

The man was dressed in rather gaudy, over the top manner. He wore a deep, bright red suit, that appeared to be made of velvet upon closer inspection. His lapels however were decorated with some imitation fur dyed to match a zebra pattern. At the top of his head was a fedora, identical colours to his suit and with a band that also had the zebra markings on it. His hat also had a rather large, 4 inch feather sticking out. In his right hand, he carried a cane, the top of which was adorned with a jewel. He wore dark shades, red rimmed of course, and his hands were adorned with rings, about 3 or 4 on each hand.

The woman wore a black leather skirt that only just barely covered her unmentionables. She wore a match black leather corset that seemed to make her already large chest even bigger. She wore six inch stiletto high heels, that made her tower over the man she was with. It seemed she was arguing with him, when the man happened to spot Caddy and Kangaroo Jack approach.

"'Scuse me b****." He struck the woman with his cane on the cheek, and I don't mean her face. She recoiled, allowing the gaudy dressed man a chance to step forward and addressed the pair.

"Well, well, well, what can I do you for?" a nasal tone to his voice, and when he smiled, his gold tooth glimmered.

Caddy seemed to be taken aback by this man and the female, who seemed to be practicing the world's newest profession. "Squire! You speak with the layabout."

"B****, who you think you is? I aint no lay 'bout. But, for a nominal fee, I can get you someone who'll be more then generous in layin' 'bout fo' you, if'n ya'll get what I'm sayin'." Once again, an exaggerated gold tooth smile, followed by a laugh.

[iCherry]

[i]What did she just-[/i] Arimi was now infuriated at the fact that Darky got Ingrid to start speaking the crap he was. She didn't do anything to him just yet, because the woman grabbed Ingrid's arm before she was out of her reach. "Don't [i]even[/i] joke about this stuff." the angry vampire ordered. Arimi already hated Darky's attempts at getting her to fall head-over-heels for him. She definitely didn't want Ingrid to start joking about it. Hell, the girl was the only one the vampire could tolerate at the moment, and she wanted to keep it that way. After saying that, she let go of the girl's arm.