The Vending Machine Game

[Chiri Tsukikawa]

You get a pencil... without an eraser.

I insert a dragon.

[Jake the Sage]

You get Tales of Earthsea

I insert Naussica of the Valley of the Winds

[~{Rochster}~]

You get Greece.
I insert Israel.

[Two-Hundred And One]

You get Palestine.

I insert the movie Spaceballs.

[Cody Frost]

You get "Family Guy: Starwars Edition".

Inserts "SWAT Kats"

[Two-Hundred And One]

You get Samurai Cats.

I insert Lackadaisy Cats.

[Cody Frost]

You get the "Aristocats"

Inserts a wallet.

[~{Rochster}~]

You get a crumpled up dollar, which you keep on trying to insert, but it doesn't work.
I straiten out the dollar and insert it.

[Cody Frost]

You get "rejected"

takes your dollar and inserts coins.

[Chiri Tsukikawa]

You get a rip off. (less coins)

I insert the phrase "Now, go spam the world!"

[~{Rochster}~]

You get the phrase, "You have been banned from this server. Please try again."
I insert wall hackz.

[Cody Frost]

You get (wait for it...)
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[size="7"]HACKED!!![/size]

Inserts someone's airhead (candy)

[Chiri Tsukikawa]

[s]You get to learn the jutsu that does not exist, "Ninja Art: Wall Passing Technique"[/s]

You get more candy.

I insert a paint bucket.

[Cody Frost]

you get a mural worth 1 billion dollars :3

Inserts a coin in the wishing well.

[~{Rochster}~]

You get a diry piece of copper.
I insert zerconium.

[Cody Frost]

you get a space alloy worth $8,000 per gram.

Inserts a hug :3

[~{Rochster}~]

You get a kiss. (Not from me... that would be gross)
I insert MOAR.

[Two-Hundred And One]

You get KRABS.

I insert Spider-Man.

[Cody Frost]

You get spiderwebs...IN YOUR PANTS!

Inserts Junk Destroyer (The MACHINE! Not the card.)

[Two-Hundred And One]

You get Junk Destroyer. The card, natch.

I insert Legos.

[Cody Frost]

You get a Limited Edition Legos Death Star, LIFE SIZE ^.^

Inserts legos again.

[Two-Hundred And One]

The vending machine gets hit with a laser from my full-size lego Death Star. There's another one across the street, go to that.

I insert my wallet.

[Cody Frost]

you get the jackpot of 1 billion dollars in cash! XD CONGRATULATIONS!!

Inserts a dollar.

[Rias Gremory]

You get a penny

Inserts a dildo

[Cody Frost]

O_o...manage-a-trois?

Inserts ramen.