The Vending Machine Game

[Two-Hundred And One]

You get a Giratina plushie.

I insert a copy of Half-Life.

[.Nu-13]

You get Wheatley

I insert Space Sphere

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

You get a vacuum
Inserts Klavier Gavin

[~{Rochster}~]

You get Portals.
I insert single player games.

[Two-Hundred And One]

You get Atlas and P-Body.

I insert mashy spike plates.

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

Spike comes out of vending machine and stabs you
Inserts user below me

[~British Soul~]

out comes said user who stabs you

inserts Grandt's coin

[Two-Hundred And One]

I come out, holding the coin, and run away giggling to his thread.

After I insert some duct tape, of course.

[~{Rochster}~]

You get a duck.
I insert a chicken.

[Rias Gremory]

You get KFC

I insert Hatsune Miku

[Chiri Tsukikawa]

Get get Hiyama Kiyoteru! He then sings to you and you love it you decide to slap Miku across the face and say, "Why can't you sing like that?". Then she goes on a hourney and... well... she jumps in the vending machine again.

I insert ---------------------------------------------------^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[~{Rochster}~]

You get a bad road.
I insert a truck. (wow, how big is this vending machine)

[Chiri Tsukikawa]

You get a tire.

I insert my school. (I don't know but now I don't have to go to school)

[~{Rochster}~]

You get a bad education.
I insert IDK.

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

You get KID
Inserts Pedobear seal of Approval

[Two-Hundred And One]

You get arrested.

I insert a black hole.

[Anubis VI]

You get a scale

I insert a crazy preacher who predicts the date of the rapture

[Jake the Sage]

You get a normal day . . . plus a few suicides.

I insert a rooftop for people to jump off of

[Anubis VI]

You get the bodies of people who jumped off that roof

I insert a Fox News Reporter who "accidentally" says Obama instead of Osama/

[Jake the Sage]

You get country hicks throwing a party for the dead president

I insert the CIA who break up the party

[Anubis VI]

you get drunk rioters

Insert a swat team to stop the riot

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

They don't come out of the vending machine and you are killed in the riot.
Inserts said riot

[~{Rochster}~]

You get spears and torches.
I insert a hoe. (The tool, don't think of it as anything else... perv...)

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

You get a rake
Inserts Magikarp

[~{Rochster}~]

You get a Garyados, who eats you.
I insert the Garyados, thus inserting you too.