The Vending Machine Game

[BT]

You get mother's vagina

YOU PUT YOUR PENIS IN VAGINA

*inserts you and your new vagina*

[~{Rochster}~]

I come out and punch you in the face and throw the vagina away.
I insert you.

[BT]

you get me (you'll never escape)

I insert your mom

[~{Rochster}~]

You get a diet.
I insert coke.

[BT]

you get a zero

*insert b****es*

[~{Rochster}~]

You get a picture of Miley Cyrus.
I insert bacteria.

[BT]

you get musenx

*inserts HIV*

[Saturn of Elemia]

You get a FALCON PUNCH!!

I insert DEEZ NUTS!

[~{Rochster}~]

You get something that's completely unrelated to the thing that you put in.
I put in that thing.

[Chiri Tsukikawa]

You get your own life savings! (pointless, right?)

*Inserts Rolo Lamperouge*

That's right. The reason is he shouldn't even exist.

[~British Soul~]

you get a criminal record

inserts a wand

[~{Rochster}~]

You get a sword.
I insert all Pokemon

[kevin7653]

you get stardust dragon I insert a boot

[~{Rochster}~]

You get a boot to the face.
I insert a robber.

[Brinolovania]

You get...nothing. He stole it.

Insert NEXUS

[~{Rochster}~]

You get BELIEVE IN.

I insert MMORPG games.

[Admiral_Stalfos19]

You get Diablo III

*inserts Diablo II*

[CrystalCyae]

You get...... uhh....... a Diavlo from Moshi Monsters?
*inserts uhhhhhhh*

[~{Rochster}~]

You get an answer.
I insert that answer.

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

You get a harder question
Inserts nuk-ya-ler bomb

[~{Rochster}~]

You get a grammer nazi.
I insert evil.

[BT]

you get a living hell

puts in a tv

[~{Rochster}~]

You get an addiction.
I insert beer.

[bakupenguin]

u get a smiley sticker.

*i insert a lolicon.

[~{Rochster}~]

You get a lolipop.
I insert cherries.