The Vending Machine Game

[dogfish44]

*recieves Ebay*

;__;

*Inserts £10 Bid*

[~{Rochster}~]

You get a penny.

I insert sweat.

[Kale]

Receives a sweatband.

*Inserts headphones*

[BT]

you get a head...

inserts BEWD card

[Kale]

Gets a Red-Eyes Black Dragon Playset.

*Inserts Dark Magician Girl*

[BT]

you get Dark Magician Holiday Edition

*puts in a picture of me*

[Kale]

Machine returns picture of you, it didn't accept that form of payment.

*Inserts iPhone 4*

[BT]

you get loads of s***

*inserts PlayStation LVI*

[Kale]

You get a small machine which serves no immediate purpose for you. You stick it in your back pocket.

*insert small locket*

[Admiral_Stalfos19]

404 ERROR: Cannot insert locket

*lights fuse of bomb before inserting it*

[~{Rochster}~]

You get an unlocked door.

I insert disease.

[BT]

you get cancer

*inserts s****

[~{Rochster}~]

You get turds.
I insert Miley Cyrus tickets.

[BT]

you get horrible music

*inserts empty CD*

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

You get Justin Bieber CD
Don't want it *puts it back in*

[BT]

gets ear infection

*places infected ears*

[<}Alpha Frogodile{>]

get infected... oh yeah, this site's supposed PG-13.

*inserts ban that will surely be coming*

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

You get permabanned
Inserts epic flail

[~{Rochster}~]

You get The Cosmic Destroyer of tea.
I insert Mr Spaz the Twenty Third©

[BT]

you get an unknown specimen


*inserts that specimen*

[~{Rochster}~]

You get an alien.
I insert W.o.W.

[BT]

*you get E.T*
inserts previous alien

[~{Rochster}~]

You get a space ship.
I insert the spaceship.

[BT]

you get toy car

*inserts toy car*

[~{Rochster}~]

You get a toddler.
I punch him and then insert him.