The Vending Machine Game

[Ikatsui]

You get a crashed stock market.

Inserts kevin7653

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

vending machine does not want
inserts another vending machine

[Phantom M.C.]

you get a paradox

inserts c4

[sirAragorn]

You get a card saying "Thank You for blowing up my brother's lego tank"

*Insert Jackie Chan*

[Phantom M.C.]

you get a kunfu kick to the groins

insert zombie

[devon1]

out comes the frikin idiot league from austin powers
*inserts a school*

[sirAragorn]

You get education! Hehehe................he......................................................he.

*Insert Ash Ketchum*

[Brinolovania]

You get a retarded TV show.

*Inserts Obama*

[Phantom M.C.]

you get a muslim temple

inserts a fish

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

you get slapped in the face
inserts Japan

[Phantom M.C.]

you get a harem

inserts DNA

[Serenity the Candyman]

you get clone

*inserts 3 unidentified CDs*

[Phantom M.C.]

you get nothing

inserts nothing

[The Amazing Avian]

You get a piece of string

*Insert chocolate chip cookie*

[Phantom M.C.]

you get cookie crumbs ;D

inserts vanilla ice cream

[Serenity the Candyman]

you get a very satisfied Yawn from the Machine

inserts a memory upgrade

[Phantom M.C.]

you get a note saying *f*** off, leave me alone*

inserts cake

[CMRenji]

[b]You get a Note that says: "is a lie."

Inserts Snooki.[/b]

[sirAragorn]

Gets a note saying "SHE"S NOT ITALIAN!!!"

Insert shoop da woop

[Brinolovania]

As you wait to get hit by a Shoop-Da-Whoop, a nuclear missle flys out and kills you.

Insert life.

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

you get death
Inserts everything in existence

[Phantom M.C.]

you get the big bang

inserts pokeball

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

you get a Pikachu
inserts Geometry homework

[sirAragorn]

You get "Your a noob!" from Chuck Norris!

Insert Donald Trump

[Serenity the Candyman]

You get Trump's Wig

inserts a key