The Vending Machine Game

[Βyakuya]

You get pork!

*inserts 278 teddy bears*

[Sweetie Belle]

You get 277 Teddy Bears

Inserts (use Google Translate, but I don't guarantee accuracy) ハンバーガーとチーズ

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

Get Τυρί μπιφτέκι
Inserts Google Translate

[Admiral_Stalfos19]

You get Google Earth.

Inserts a children's card game.

[Βyakuya]

You get card games on motorcycles!

*inserts a nickel*

[Admiral_Stalfos19]

You get robbed by some random guy.

Inserts robber

[<}Alpha Frogodile{>]

you get a rapist

I insert my crotch

[~British Soul~]

You get an Injury

inserts 1 die

[dogfish44]

*rolls a 2!*

*Inserts a d20*

[~British Soul~]

you get a MTG card

inserts a MTG card

[dogfish44]

*Recieves a Copied and Pasted Vending Machine item*

*Inserts Minister of Parliment*

[~British Soul~]

you get a letter of complaint from the British PM

inserts a bag of sugar

[dogfish44]

*Recieves Instant Dentist - Just add water*

*Inserts David Cameron and Nick Clegg*

[~British Soul~]

you get thrown a party, by everyone in Britain

inserts a 5 dollar bill

[Sweetie Belle]

Gets robbed.

Inserts the rapist therapist

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

You get raped
Inserts drill

[dogfish44]

Recieves broken drill-bit

*inserts Magnet*

[Cosmic Destroyer of Tea]

You get imam.
Inserts missigno.

[dogfish44]

Recieves Cinnibar Island.

Inserts Hot Chocolate

[Cosmic Destroyer of Tea]

You get Hot Coffee.
Inserts Arkian - Nemesis Phantasm.

[BlackwingKing24]

you get one of my shine warrior monsters
insert shine warrior light itself

[Admiral_Stalfos19]

You get blinded.

Inserts rapist's head.

[Sweetie Belle]

Gets rapist's other head.

Inserts [size="5"]FALCON...[/size] [size="7"]PUNCH!!!!!!!![/size]

[~{Rochster}~]

You get falcon kicked.

I insert happy feet.

[Sweetie Belle]

You get penguin kicked.

Inserts the Bed Intruder song