Legend! Zombieslayers(Started/Accepting/IC) Chapter 1-3 Entering Hell

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Captain Paradox was walking in the hideout. "Ok as you know I am Axel Paradox and I am here to train you and fight off the overtaking Zombies." Paradox Paced around as he spoke. "We will begin our journey after training in Giza Egypt where we shall raid the Pyramids when we clear it of Mummies and others we can take the riches and make it our new hideout." Cecillia stepped beside him. "As for now you will all begin training in a few seconds in our Simulator made courtesy of Dr. Love." From behind you could hear a shout. "Paradox!" Cecillia giggled. "So why dont we try out, we will all fight in the arena where Captain Paradox will release the Zombie holograms, If you suffer trauma say the magic word, Razzlefrazzle." Paradox laughed behind her. "Razzlefrazzle?" Cecillia blushed. "Yes razzlefrazzle." Cpt Paradox walked up. "Everybody, Just call me Axel." He walked over to the arena elevator. "Lets go!"

[The Final Messenger]

"Sir yes sir!" Steve yelled very army-like even though he wasn't in the army, maybe it was becuase this guy had 'Captain' as a title which should imply he was in the army at some point. Steve grabbed every illegal weapon he had with him and made it to the training simulator room... thing. "How the heck did y'all get this?" Steve yelled incredously, cocking every single one of his guns for the sim. Then he remembered the part in the zombie movies when they kill the old guy before they turn into a zombie. Steve looked at Cap'n Axel and thought, [i]Naww he can't die of a simple zombie attack, he's in the army... oh... yeah usually the old guy was in the army or the police force.... damn...[/i]

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Paradox Smiled. "I never joined the army but Captain sounds really cool!" Cecillia walked into the chamber and loaded her only gun. It was some sort of handgun or magnum with a blade on the end of it. Paradox flipped the switch and hopped in and drew his 2 swords. The chamber arena was large and was cylinder shaped layered with bulletproof glass. The first Zombie walked out followed by a whole horde of them. Paradox Jumped in the croud and kicked ones head, it flew on the wall where it exploded into little gigabytes. He jumped and bounced off the wall doing a sword dance in the middle. Cecillia was shooting some and stabbed and sliced. Cpt Paradox looked at steve and all his weapons. Looks like he can do damage, especially from afar but Paradox Seemed up close and personal, Cecillia was right in the middle. Paradox did a backflip beside Cecillia where he was awarded a Kiss on the cheek. Paradox made a wave that meant it was Steve's turn to do some damage.

Paradox gave a smirk at the Zombie holograms being killed

[Techi☺]

Jack was cought off guard. [i]"RazzleFrazzle?"[/i] He thought to himself. He picked up his shotgun and left his sniper rifle because he wouldn't need both. he followed them and waited at the back. [i]"They shouldn't need me."[/i] Jack was confident that the others where good enough for now. He leaned against a wall and watched the simulated masacure. Jack almost started to laugh to himself, but stoped before people could hear. This was like he was a 5 year-old watching his favorite cartoon. He was so amused that he grinned from ear to ear. His creepy grin was hidden under his cloak's collar.

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Captain Paradox saw Jack with a giant smile on his face. I guess that is the way to do it. He smiled back at him rather than scolding him and ran back into the crowd off Zombies and just coninued slicing whil Cecilia was shooting some. If they werent holograms it would be a pure bloodbath. Cecillia ran in with her gun and began slashing with the blade. Shooting at times. The simulation shut down after all enemies died. "Simulation Complete." came an electric voice as they all exited the arena. When everybody gets their shot its off to Egypt.

[Techi☺]

Jack was confused. [i]"Did he see threw my cloak?"[/i] Jack asked himself. His grin faded back to his emo-frown. Jack followed the others when simulation ended. "Is there anything to munch on?" Jack asked in a calm voice. His face didn't change features as he talked, his frown just kinda wriggled around as he spoke. Jack was getting hungry. His face was pale and his tummy was growling. Jack's shotgun wasn't in his hands but in his cloak, where he hides it if he is using his sniper rifle or walking. Jack put on a small grin. [i]"RazzleFrazzle"[/i] He thought to himself. He chuckled as they walked.

[Alexis Rhodes]

Mikey found himself in a dark room on the middle of nowhere with 5 strangers all looking at the captain standing on a table infront of them.Mikey listened as the captain shouted his orders and told his fellow criminals where they would be going and what they would be doing. [i]Egypt [/i]he though, the last time I was there my parents where with me.He started to think about the times with his mum and dad bub was stopped suddenly when he heard the captain say "As for now you will all begin training in a few seconds in our Simulator made courtesy of Dr. Love." He jumped , took a shotgun from the wall behind him and ran into the simulator.

[Techi☺]

Jack was bored, hungry, and hyper, all at the same time. His face didn't show anything, no emotion, no thought. However, Jack was going threw a bunch of emotions and he was thinking very clearly. [i]"A friend would be good."[/i] He thought. [i]"Considering what happened to all my other friends, a new one is certainly needed."[/i] Jack waited for someone with a shotgun to come by. He sat his hand on the persons shoulder. "My name is Jack!" He said. Jack put on a friendly smile. He still only felt bored, hungry, and hyper. Jack stood there with his hand on the other persons shoulder, waiting for a response.

[Alexis Rhodes]

Mikey saw a hand come over and touch his shoulder , he was shocked at first but the turned around to see a boy staring at him he was wearing a dark black T-shirt and dark trousers he was showing no emotion and his face was comletely blank. The boy started to talk to him but it was that fast all mikey could work out was that his name was Jack and he wanted to be his friend. Mikey thought for a moment , [i]I suppose I need someone to help me and be with me while i'm fighting these zombies [/i] He turned to look at the simulator then back to Jack."It can wait."Mikey said.

"Hi my names Mikey nice to meet you." He said looking at Jack.

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Cpt Paradox opened the refrigerator. "Hey! Jack, Mikey, if you guys can kill 50 Zombies you can have whatever you want in the fridge, that includes my chocolate Truffles and Cecillia's wine!" Paradox gave a wink as he pressed a button on the machine creating holograms of Zombies. 1 Zombie seemed to have a chainsaw. "Dont let the chainsaw discourage you! remember they are not real, they cant hurt you!...much! Oh and dont forget." He looked at his wife. "The magic word!" He walked back to his couch. Now I have all your rooms here.

Steve: First door on the left across from our room
Mari: 2nd door on your right
Mikey: End of the hallway
Jack:2nd door on your left

If I forgot you, come to [s]my[/s] our room,first door on your right.

He fell down on the couch and began reading [i]Guns and Amunition[/i]

[Alexis Rhodes]

Mikey listened to the Cpt and he said Mikey and Jack could have whatever they want from the fridge if they get through the simulator , Mikey thought for a moment but without asking Jack anything was told to go to the end of the hallway and was pushed down the hall my a hand behind him. He continued to walk down the dark dusty hallway and once at the end opened the door that said [i]simulator 4 this way[/i]. To this suprise the room was emtpy but was lit by a few torches that went along the walls of the corridor , he slowly walked in with his shutgun in his hand and was especially aware for any zombie that went near him.

[Sweetie Belle]

Mari was in the simulation room, surrounded by holo-zombies. She configured her arm cannon to fire her plasma beam.
[i]Simulation begin[/i] said an electronic voice. She jumped into the air using the Groundspeed boosters on her boots, and then landed on top of a fairly large zombie. she pointed her cannon at its head and fired. The head exploded in a shower of holographic blood and brains. She backflipped off of it, and while in the air, she shot down three more zombies. Landing, she changed configuration to a sword. She jumped up and cut down two more. She changed to an assault cannon, and razed the rest of them.
[i]Simulation Complete.[/i] Mari walked out of the room, and headed to her own. While in there, she started typing in her arm interface. She seemed to be programming a new weapon configuration to her arm cannon. She sat there for exactly 7 minutes, 16 seconds, and 79 milliseconds before completing it. Her drone unit was attached to her back like a backpack the whole time.
[i]Hyper Laser function added[/i] said the interface screen. The Hyper Laser is a powerful beam, but it disables use of the arm cannon afterward until it can cool down, the process of which takes approximately 30 minutes.

[Techi☺]

Jack thought to himself for a minute. [i]"50 hologram zombies?"[/i] For severel minutes Jack considered situations where his shotgun might not be enough. He paced the room with both his hands behind his back. He stoped near Axle. "Im going to need a new weapon." He told Axle in a strange proper english accent. Jack sometimes speaks that way without realising it. It was the way his father spoke, before Jack killed him ofcourse. Thinking about the death of his father put a grin on Jacks face. He kept himself from laughing loudly like a maniac, even though he despertly needed too. He kept his grin but his jaw tightened to keep it from flying open and letting out a loud chuckle like them crazy psychopaths do in the movies.

[Alexis Rhodes]

Mikey heard the door shut behind him , he carried on walking down the hallway with his shotgun his his hand for saftey. He seen a handle on the wall to the right of him out the corner of his eye, he thought for a moment [i]Is that a trap or does it turn the res of the lights on[/i]he decided to walk over and examin it.Without thinking about anything else Mikey found himself pulling the handle down with a big tug , suddenly all the lights turned on and 5 doors opened , 3 to his right , 2 to his left. Out of the doors came many zombies slowly walking towards him.

Mikey quickly reloaded his shotgun and started to walk backwards with shooting the zombies at the same time BANG BANG BANG , over 10 zombies fell to the ground with groans as they fell , [i]this is going good[/i]thought mikey.All of a sudden he heard a clank and he realised that he had reached the door he had entered through.Mikey had no other choice , he ran towards the zombies firing as many shotgun shots as he could BANG BANG BANG.

He found himself suddenly at the end of the corridor faced with a door infront of him,he turned back to where many zombies once were to see over 40 dead zombies lying on the floor dead.He turned back to the door and opened it to see a bright light..

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Cpt . Paradox Smiled at Jack's question. He pulled out a large Attache case and out of it he pulled out an AK-47, The Chicago Typewriter, The Mafias's true godfather was this gun. He held it up and handed it to Jack. "Dont scratch her." He handed it to him. "Its loaded full, but if you need more just say-" he looked at his wife. "Razzlefrazzle." You could tell Cecilia was giggling in the background. "Hey she came up with it." The giggling in the background changed into tears of laughter. Axel facepalmed.

[Techi☺]

Jack grined wider. His eyes shined with amusment. Jack accepted this weapon and held it in his left hand. Jack attempted to hold both, his shotgun, and the AK-47. This was easy for Jack. He nodded to Axle before he walked into his assighned simulation room. When the simulation started, Jack stood in the middle. His shotgun in his right hand, the AK-47 in his left. When the fake zombies came withen 5 feet of Jack, he began to swirl around quickly. Jack began to shoot them down. Using the AK-47 most of the time. Every time a zombie began to crawl, Jack would shoot his shotgun in its face. Jack was in the middle, moving around like he wasnt even human. Taking no time to aim, his shots where perfect. He would be finished with the simulation soon.

[Alexis Rhodes]

Mikey had opened the door to see a bright light and as he walked out saw that he was the only person in a small brightly lit room , there where 5 doors all around the room that led to the middle where he was standing he thought that this would be the place where everyone would go to after the simulation had finished , he had no other choice but to wait and see if anyone else cam through the doors.

Mikey had been in stood in the room for well of 10 minutes now and was starting to get both worried and bored as he waited to see if anyone would come through the doors, he was that bored he went go to open one of the doors and as he did so it opened easily and as he walked in he could see nothing as the room was pitch black.

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\"Simulation Complete." The electric voice said. As the characters(no powerplay intended) walked out, Cpt. Paradox handed them each a beverage. "Well, the refridgerator is yours. Cpt Paradox walked back. "Tommorow we go on my stealth jet to Giza, Egypt. There we will enter the Great Pyramid. Expect everything. Once we claim it we can take all the gold and it will be our new hideout. Bring your stuff and your teddy bears, we will meen business." Cpt Paradox picked up Remote. "we dont havee cable because, well everyone is Zombies, but I do have a bunch of DvDs. Pick one out." Cpt Paradox sat down on the loveseat and began reading his magazine. Cecilia jump off the back and landed beside him. "I recomend a chick flick."

[Techi☺]

Jack steped out, he looked just as he did when he steped in. His face was pale his features were calm yet indicated that he was always thinking of something. He had the weapons hidden in his cloak. He put a friendly smirk on his face and tilted it when he learned that he had anything he wanted from the fridge. He steped forward to get a bottle of wine. Jack had the fridge-door open and was searching it, when he heard what was recomended for a movie. His face went almost tinted blue, his eyes were wide and seemed hollow. "Chick...Flick?" Jack asked. "Please...n-....no..." His face seemed to be in a pleading expresion. He slide a bottle of wine out of the fridge and closed it. He walked forth to find a place to sit.

[The Final Messenger]

"Hell I don't want a chick flick either!" Steve proclaimed to the gathered congregation. "I suggest we watch George A. Romero's Dawn of the Dead, or maybe 28 Days Later!" Steve suggested, naming some of his favorite zombie movies, "Or if y'all to scared we could watch Zombieland!" Steve grabbed his gun from the Sim Room and shoved them in his room. He walked out again after taking out Max Brooke's Zombie Survival Guide, and started reading while talking nonsense about the world's best horror movies.

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Cpt Paradox smiled. "See, Dear? I told you nobody would want a chick flick!" He turned back towards the others. "How bout Resident Evil?" He smiled and looked at the back. "Hmm, Zombies,Viruses, and Other crazy sh-" Cecillia took it out of his hands. "Hmm?" She smiled. "This is not how you fight Zombies!" Cpt Paradox smiled and snatched it back. "No, of course it isn't." He then looked up. "But it will get us all in the spirits for killing stuff. In the morning, eat a good breakfast, I will fly the stealth ship, you guys tell me when to enter stealth mode, gargoyles dont like stealth ships for some reason."

[Techi☺]

Jack sat down near the captain. His horrified face changed to a smug smile. Resident evil for jack, was like the bible to a religious person. Jack sipped some wine out of the bottle, he would need all of it to think clearly tomarrow. His face returned to being pale, witch was slighty more warmer than his horrified expresion. Jack remembered a few bloody scenes of his past. The worst one, the one he tried to forget, was when he killed his best friend. Jack was pretty young when he steathly and quickly killed his father, his father brought over jack's best friend. Jack's best friend carried a few groceries with a 2-liter soda and a few movies. Jack's best friend was to spend the night with jack. Jack was cought by surprise to see the kids face, the expresion killed jacks humanity. In a blind rage, Jack had slaughtered his best friend, Jack walked away from the house covered in blood and cursing his friends name. With another sip of wine, Jack felt beter and decieded that he could talk. "Resident evil sounds good." He stated. "What kind of zombies are we dealing with here? The virus kind, or the relegious/bibical kind?" Jack asked, interested in his foe.

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"I have researched, the dead can be revived and some infected with viruses will do that. It just depends." He put in the Resident Evil disk. He hit the play button on his remote and the screen had showed scenes of Alice shooting at stuff. "Hmm...Popcorn anyone?" Without waiting for an answer he popped some popcorn and took it out. He pulled it open and carried over a package for everybody and passed them out 1 by 1. "Here you go, here you go." Over and over til everybody had their own bag of hot popcorn. Then he gave wine to everybody and chugged it down while scarfing down the popcorn.

[Techi☺]

Jack was considerably happy. Tomarrow he was going to be blowing up zombie brains with his sniper. He giggled to himself. He was eating his favorite normal food, popcorn, while sipping his favorite drink, wine. Jake smiled and his face warmed. This was his new family for now. Jack munched down all of his popcorn and chugged half of the wine bottle. Watching the horrific scenes, Jacks eyes grew wider, he was like a 10-year old at a movie theater watching a movie that he enjoys. He kept himself from laughing his head off by looking over to cecilla. As he remembered, cecilla was the captains wife. Something seemed strange about her. Jack looked at her like she was a math equation to be solved. Unsure on what her being "Solved" mean't, Jack turned back to the movie before alarming Paradox. [i]"I should talk to her later, I should talk with her atleast once, she might just be on of the only humans left!"[/i] Jack thought.

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Cecillia looked at Jack. He looked puzzled. She was about to raise and eyebrow when she had figured that they were the last humans a alive and all had some strange story behind them. She glanced back at the TV Alice had just covered herself with the white sheets.
Cpt Paradox had engulfed himself in writing his Zombie Survival Guide.

Zombie Survival
Chapter VI
Whe approaching a zombie, have a weapon drawn and eyes glancing in every direction. Look at the mouth closely, if it unhinges like a snake.[s]That sounds awesome(Llamas with hats reference![/s] It may spray you with a venomous gas,If it groans, cover your ears, Any statues or Gargoyles you should never turn you back on...

He laid it down and watched the movie and drifted into sleep.

OOC:(WHENEVER WE WAKE UP IT WILL GO TO CHAPTER 1-2)