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Feral then looked at the ground, there was a hole there, "Not only did you touch it but you used it!?" Feral then began to beat Evan over the head with the flat side of the Revolver, "GET THE F*** OUT OF MY ROOM!" even though they shared a room, you do not want to run into Feral when he is in a bad mood, especially when he's sleep deprived. This situation did not look good for Evan.
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"AHH!!" Evan yelled. He reached under his bed and grabbed his lance. He knocked the Revolver away with his lance, giving him enough time to escape into the hallway. "You punk!" he yelled, pulling out a Gold Hourglass (this is the last of Evan's items). He threw it at Feral, breaking over his head. The sand fell all over Feral's body, causing Feral to stop moving. (Bronze, Silver, and Gold Hourglasses cast Stop). Evan walked up to Feral. "Calm >pant< the F*** >pant< DOWN!!!" he yelled. "It is just as f***ing weapon. Get over it."
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As Feral came out of the Stop spell he just glared at Evan, "..." he gave Evan a dark, evil, glare. "What did you say?" Feral was giving an evil and creepy aura. "heh, First you wake me in my sleep." Feral gripped his Revolver, "Next you not only used my sword but dropped it as well." Feral then raised it in the air, "AND NOW YOU CALL IT JUST A WEAPON!!!
???" Feral then began swinging his Gunblade at Evan like a maniac.
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Evan blocked each slash with his lance. He was seriously getting pissed off. But not as pissed as Umbriel. Their yelling was keeping her up. If security didn't break them up, she willl. Evan hit Feral on the hand, causing him to drop his gunblade. Evan shoved his lance through the trigger and into the floor, so Feral couldnt pick it up. "Enough!" he yelled, as he twisted his lance and split it. He aimed the free end of his lance at Feral's neck. "Get... out..." Evan said menacingly, as he lifted his lance so the Revolver was free.
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"F*** you man." Feral said with a laugh at the end. "Damn you can fight." Feral grabbed his gunblade "Heh, sorry, when I'm sleep deprived I get grumpy, and when I get grumpy, Whew! You can just forget it!" Feral then walked next to Evan, and patted his shoulder, "Alright then." Feral then jumped into bed and covered himself with the comforter, "Night!" Feral said immediately falling asleep.
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While Kindle was talking to the Chef, Johnathan decided to get a look at the book. Taking it out, He saw the title one first Page, named: The Sins of the Forgotten. Intresting title, he thought, turning the next page. It was blank except a sentence, which read: Too unlock the secrets within you must first accept facts arent always Real. What the hell is goind on? Looking around, the same man who gave him the book was sitting across from him! [i]" So you opened the book, what do you think?"[/i]" What do I think! All it says is something about facts not being Real! If your trying something...."The man put his hand on his mouth and said[i]"Sshhh. Calm down. I'll explain. The question that you need to accept is that do [u]you[/u] believe what it says?" [/i] "Well, Yah but how does that explain..." The man pointed down at the book. The sentence disappeared and was replaced with: Chapter 1, Angeal. "What happen?"[i]" Every time you find out more about your memories, the more the book will become complete. Dont, worry. Your memories will come back....eventually. Reading this book is crucial even though you dont understand it right away."[/i]He stood up[i]"Remember this. Dont trust anyone and [u]DONT[/u] let anyone see this book."[/i]

Johnathan's eyes opened up like before and the book was there with a story. Putting it away, he waited for his partner to return.
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"Keh, likely story." Agent 9 said and then walked closer to the dry storage door and was about to leave. "If you don't wanna be a member of Supplex it's whatever but don't try to f*** everything else up for us. Now get back out there and make his life and memories ours. I'm going to inject anything he eats with a drug that'll cause him to forget anything he's experienced in the last twenty four hours. Get it straight this time and make him our pawn!" Agent 9 said and then morphed back into the chef and then walked out of the dry storage closet to make the food for his pretend role.

ooc: more about the agents will be revealed as time goes on
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"Tch," [i]"I've always hated those damn agents, but they are just pawns after all."[/i] Kindle walked out and sat back at the table with Jonathan, [i]"But he does have a point, and when Jonathan falls asleep tonight, I'm taking that book and burning it, that cursed book. It ruined my life. Made me what I am today."[/i] Kindle crossed his arms, closed his eyes and just tilted his head towards the table, "What we are after is a very rare artifact that we need, very fragile so when we retrieve it we have to be careful handling it."
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The book started shaking. Grabbing the book, he opened it and found that there was a note that fell out. Reading it, he took it and burned it. Whoever was this mystery man that was helping him. Appearently the message said to trust nothing, even the water you drink. Now think about it, he needed to find a way to tell if something was not as they seemed. Until then, he was going to have to pressure everybody and everything. Looking at the guy in the next booth, he said, "sir Here is $100 dollars to take whatever I get to eat to take it and eat it while I eat your sandwhich." Agreeing, he took the money and and gave up his sandwhich. Now, Where was Kindle.
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OOC: DOn't you think that book causes a bit of well god mod tool? no, meta gaming tool? I mean first of all you have to at least fall into our control a bit at first before you go and remember everything.

IC: Kindlle watched as Jonathan burned something, he didn't see what but it caught his attention, "You know this is a no smoking building Jonathan. Kindle then tapped the table five times with all of his fingers, signaling Agent 9 to abort, abort, subject is on to something, abort. "Now what you don't trust the chef? I mean c'mon Jonathan, if you need to I'll eat some of your food."
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(occ: do not worry, when everything gets explained, you will understand why what happened when it did.)

"No, dont worry. This fellow here will be more then happy to eat my meal." Johnathan said, pointing at the man who excepted the money earlier. " Any the artifact we are after. It seems to be that this is your kind of expertise, not mine. So if we....."Immediatly Johnathan did not feel so good. then he blacked out by something........

Later, he woke up at the restaurant. Looking for the book, it could not find it. OH, kindle, he thought, you better not have....
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When Jonathan fainted, his book was hanging out of his pocket and he took the advantage and nabbed the book, "Excuse me, waiter, when that man wakes up, tell him to meet me up at the mine ASAP." Kindle ran out of there like there was no tomorrow, Jonathan still completely asleep. They were already so close to the mine so Kindle just decided to go to the edge of a giant cliff near the mine, "Now I'll make sure this book never touches any man ever again." Kindle threw the book out over the cliff and threw a card at the book, the card sliced through it and the book exploded into bits and pieces, the card then returned to his hand. [i]"Jonathan should be waking up right around now, and without that book, full on manipulation is mine."[/i]
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Evan eyeballed the strange clone. [i]I can't possibly believe Mr. Leonhart was this... rediculous[/i], he thought to himself. Suddenly, Umbriel burst into the room.

"ARE YOU GUNNA SHUT UP OR NOT?!?!" she yelled, but quickly covered her mouth realizing she was the only one making noise.

"Don't worry," Evan said softly, "We wont bother you anymore." He re-attached the two ends of his lance and walked out. Umbriel looked around awkwardly, and finally walked back to her room. Evan asked the manager for another room, but a one person room costs 10 gil for Supplex members. At least it wasnt 30 gil for visitors. Evan entered his new room and went to sleep.
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Johnathan was told to go meet his partner. Enraged, he almost missed the man waving his hand at him in the last booth.[i]" Johnathan, you are lucky that he didnt read the book, but he just destroyed it. But act like nothing happened. Here it is again. This time dont let him see it. The reason he can burn it, by the way is because you cant destroy what is in your head unless you say so. Remember Dont let him see it and read it." [/i]Johnathan blacked out agained.


Waking up again with the book in his coat. Now to go meet his partner outside.
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Kindle's eyes were still widened even after destroying the book, [i]"That book, the mand said If I said it was destroyed, then it would be! But yet here it is again, but now I have something to counteract the book! My book of false memories, the opposite of that damned book!"[/i] he then noticed Jonathan approaching and turned, now calm, "Jonathan, come, let us collect our item then head in for the night."
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"Yes lets." said Johnathan. Eyeing Kindle, he wondered how much he knew about the current situation. [i]" Oh he knows a lot."[/i] There was the man, walking next to him.[i]"Don't worry, no one can see, hear, or sense me unless I say so except you. Since I will be joining you I will tell you my name. Do not talk to me or utter my name near anyone though.[/i]The man looked as though he was going to kill him.[i]" My name is...Sephiroth."[/i] "Nice name." To Kindle now, "Well lets get this thing so we can get paid."
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Kindle nodded and headed towards the mine, "Excuse me." Kindle said to one of the miners, "We heard you have an artifact for us?" the miner nodded and gave kindle a brown bag with something rough inside it. "Thank you, let us get moving." Kindle said signaling Jonathan, suddenly the miner grabbed Kindle's shoulder and pointed towards the mine, "What?" suddenly a loud roar came from it, "Ahh, Jonathan, let us take care of this thing so the miners can get back to work and-" Suddenly two, rather large, dragons flew out of the mine, "Well looks like we got our work cut out for us."
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Chrome and Timothy were heading back to the Supplex base after their long mission and were probably ready for some rest. "It's late, the night air is already amongst us." Timothy said and then looked at Chrome, still walking. "His name is Earl Flit." At first that sentience alone wouldn't make sense, but with Timothy's follow up it made perfect sense. "The Supplex member who still found you, he raised you until you lost your memories and then left thinking you wouldn't remember him. He still works for us and after we sleep tonight I'll help you find him." Timothy said, and then looked forward again.

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Marcus woke up with a good stretch, having gone to bed earlier he would wake up before Umbriel; in her bed and fast asleep. He flicked on his communicator and then spoke into it. "This mission...it's to much for her." Marcus said to someone, the person seemed to reply back and Marcus seemed to get the point. "Understood, I hope this all works out well." Marcus said and then turned off his communicator and then laid down to pretend to sleep so Umbriel wouldn't think he was ever up.

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Evan's communicator flicked on and a voice could be heard through the speaker. "Wake up sleepy head, I need to speak to you about your next mission bud!" The voice shouted, trying to wake him up....
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Sephiroth just laughed, [i]" Really, just two dragons? Let me show you true terror."[/i] Raising his hand up, the Dragons died instantly. It thier place was a fierce Creature that was like the Dragons, but much more bigger and much more angry. [i]" Behold the legendary Dragon of Midgar, Bahamut![/i] Johnathan looked over at him, "What the hell did you do!" What it was, I like it!" Taking out his sword, he jumped up and began his attack. If Kindle was not doing anything now, he better be dead.
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"Well, looks like someone's rilled up! I was kidding before you know!" Kindle then took out a hand of cards and sprinted towards the two dragons, "The hanged fool!" Kindle yelled as he threw a card at the dragon, it became stuck to it's head and was now confused, completely confused, turned around and didn't have control of what direction it would go in. Making it an easier target. "Aero!" Kindle yelled and wind came from nowhere and began to cut the dragon, but then the dragon was launching fire every which way, kindle just barely missed being set ablaze. "I'll finish this." Kindle said taking out another card, "Death!" Kindle threw the death card at the dragon and a giant spell circle appeared, since the dragon was confused he could not escape, when Kindle clenched his fist, the spell circle entered the dragon and it's soul was ripped apart, it then faded away, "Dragons, to easy."

Feral slowly awoke, and stretched his arms out and gave a loud yawn, "Man, That was a good sleep, now it would've been perfect if Evan hadn't woke me up." Afterward, Feral got all prepared and ready to go.
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Evan woke to the sounds of a voice through his communicator. He quickly grabbed it and pushed the button. "Hey! Next time becareful!" he yelled into the device. "What if Feral was in the room?!" Evan let go of the button, then pressed it. "Sorry. I had a terrible night." he said apolligetically. "What's our new mission?"

Umbriel slowly woke from her slumber. Despite her rude 'neighbors', she managed to have a good sleep. She sat up in her bed and looked at Marcus who was still sleeping. She grabbed her pillow and threw it at his head. "Yo, Marcus, wake up!" she said playfully.
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"Impressive. So you can kill a Dragon. What next, your going to pull a rabbit out of that mask of yours?" Johnathan just laughed at his little joke. [i]" Hmm....It seems that our masked friend didnt like Bahamut that much. Thats too bad.... Why dont you find out what is in the bag. It could be useful......"[/i] Johnathan thought and actually thought it was a good idea. "So, whats in the bag of mysteries?" he said, wanted to know more. Sephiroth just shook his head. [i]" No, like this......"[/i] Then Johnathan blacked out.

Looking around, he saw that he was standing on some kind of large cannon, and two people were in front of him. one was wearing red and reading a book while the other, in blue, was there listening to the other. Johnathan couldnt understand what either was saying but now both stood up and began to ready their weapons as though to fight. Taking out his own sword, the one in red and Johnathan started to fight.

Back in Reality....

Sephiroth look around and felt his new body. He had a limited amount of time before Johnathan "woke up", so he immediatly went to Kindle. He said in a low, calming voice that was threatning, "Hand over the Artifact and you wont die."
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"Huh?" Kindle turned to Jonathan, "Jonathan, did you just threaten your Supplex superior? It seems your parents 'died' in vain..." Kindle gave a sarcastic tone when he said "died" and glared at him, [i]"What's with him, he's acting more like... No, it can't be."[/i] "No can do Jonathan. I'm not even allowed to know what this is, now get a move on or you'll wake up in a hospital wing!"
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Sephiroth just smiled, knowing this man could not hurt a god.[i]" As if you could hurt me. Now that I have a way to come and enjoy this world. You cant stop ME.[/i] Sephiroth said as a blade matieralized in his hand. [i]" I only have minutes so give it to me or you will not see again." [/i] Flames spouted from his hand. It felt so good to be alive! Throwing the flames out beyond Kindle's path, he positioned the blade to strike. [i]"I am coming back and there is nothing you can stop me."[/i]he said as he leapt in the air, almost gliding towards Kindle.
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"S-Sephiroth!? You're back!? I knew that book was only trouble!" As Sephiroth glided towards him, he used Areo on himself to send him flying just over the reach of Sephiroth and far behind him. "The Joker!" Suddnenly there were a LOT of kindle's around, "Now which one is the real one?" all of the Kindle's said in perfect sync, holding out another card [i]"Damn, I just need to last a few more seconds!"[/i]
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