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Okay seeing as YCM had an update I'm just putting this spoiler here to test if they still work the same...

 

[spoiler=Random Spoiler] Is random

 

 

Awesome it works the same and here are two of my song parodies that were lost in the update... However I could only bring back two because my necromancing powers can only work twice per day and to be honest I never really liked the Project 37 and Life's got a facebook parodies I wrote. :\

 

 

[spoiler=Kingdom Rage]

Thomas: Okay Xazeon this time I’m really gonna beat ya and there’s nothing you can do about it.

Xazeon: Please, Tommy I can beat you with both hands tied behind my back. What makes you think you can win this time?

Thomas: Well I’m glad you asked!

Xazeon: Okay, where the hell is that music coming from?

Thomas: Ki-Ki-Ki King.

Xazeon: Please tell me you’re not going to sing.

Thomas: Ki-Ki-Ki King.

Xazeon: Look I’ll rejoin the banned and help you defeat my father if YOU DON’T SING.

Thomas: Ki-Ki-Ki King.

 

Ki-Ki-Ki King.

Ki-Ki-Ki King.

Ki-Ki-Ki King.

 

I’m gonna beat them all as if I’m Gary Oak

Move down, Move up, Move left, move right then watch me go! (I'm on it!)

All I do is just charge up both of my twin guns

I don’t care if you’re Life you’re gonna wanna run.

 

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh,

Ain’t no surprise, I’ve got golden eyes.

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh,

Ain’t no surprise, I’ve got golden eyes.

 

Can't beat my

Can't beat my

No you can't beat my Kingdom Rage!

It should have killed Xazeon.

Can't beat my

Can't beat my

No you can't beat my Kingdom Rage!

It should have killed Xazeon.

 

Kuh-Kuh-Kuh Kingdom Rage, Kuh-Kuh Kingdom Rage!

Ki-Ki-Ki King.

Kuh-Kuh-Kuh Kingdom Rage, Kuh-Kuh Kingdom Rage!

Ki-Ki-Ki king.

 

All our hides are on the line we gotta win

If we lose this battle then Life has got the win (he’s scary)

Rushing through it with both of my twin guns

But if we force straight through it Life will blow us up, sucks.

 

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Ain't no surprise, I got golden eyes.

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Ain't no surprise, I got golden eyes.

 

Can't beat my

Can't beat my

No they can't beat my Kingdom Rage!

It should have killed Xazeon,

Can't beat my

Can't beat my

No they can't beat my Kingdom Rage!

It should have killed Xazeon,

 

Kuh-Kuh-Kuh Kingdom Rage, Kuh-Kuh Kingdom Rage!

Ki-Ki-Ki King.

Kuh-Kuh-Kuh Kingdom Rage, Kuh-Kuh Kingdom Rage!

Ki-Ki-Ki King.

 

I won't lose to Life and Icy ‘cause they're evil.

And I'm chillin' with my Smeargle,

I'm not bagging I'm just hanging with the banned-wagon.

Met this dick with a bunch of noobies

Treating us like we was noobies.

And he's such an ass, such an ass check my friends we're not second class.

 

Can't beat my

Can't beat my

No they can't beat my Kingdom Rage!

It should have killed Xazeon.

 

Can't beat my

Can't beat my

No they can't beat my Kingdom Rage!

It should have killed Xazeon.

 

Can't beat my

Can't beat my

No they can't beat my Kingdom Rage!

It should have killed Xazeon.

 

Can't beat my

Can't beat my

No they can't beat my Kingdom Rage!

It should have killed Xazeon.

 

Can't beat my

Can't beat my

No they can't beat my Kingdom Rage!

It should have killed Xazeon.

 

Can't beat my

Can't beat my

No they can't beat my Kingdom Rage!

It should have killed Xazeon,

 

Kuh-Kuh-Kuh Kingdom Rage, Kuh-Kuh Kingdom Rage!

Ki-Ki-Ki King.

Kuh-Kuh-Kuh Kingdom Rage, Kuh-Kuh Kingdom Rage!

Ki-Ki-Ki King.

Kuh-Kuh-Kuh Kingdom Rage, Kuh-Kuh Kingdom Rage!

Ki-Ki-Ki King.

Kuh-Kuh-Kuh Kingdom Rage, Kuh-Kuh Kingdom Rage!

Ki-Ki-Ki King.

Kuh-Kuh-Kuh Kingdom Rage, Kuh-Kuh Kingdom Rage!

Ki-Ki-Ki King.

Kuh-Kuh-Kuh Kingdom Rage, Kuh-Kuh Kingdom Rage!

Ki-Ki-Ki King.

 

 

[spoiler=Thomas' rap]

Ragnarok: We're sitting here today interrogating inactive member, Thomas King.

Thomas: Hey yo what's up?

Ragnarok: So Thomas, what's a day in the life of being in the inactive like?

Thomas: You sure you wanna know?

Ragnarok: Please tell us.

 

Thomas: I got guns mother f*cker they're so rad and amazing

I get to sneak all around just to see what is happening.

Saturn: Damn little man, you's a crazy kid.

Thomas: YO SHUT THE F*CK UP, YOU SMELL LIKE SH*T.

I'm getting really moody better watch it mother f*ckers

Or I'll roll up to your house and f*cking shoot you with my brothers

 

DL: What you want Thomas?

Thomas: SOME BRAND NEW GUNS!!!

 

DL: What you need Thomas?

Thomas: TO SHOOT LIFE'S HEART!!!

 

I'm loading up my pistols better watch your f*cking mouth,

cause if you're starting sh*t with me I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR F*CKING HOUSE!!!

My Kingdom's rage yeah you better run when you see me,

You better move b*tch I'M SO PISSED THAT I'M SCREAMING!!!

 

Ragnarok: ... I'm sorry Thomas but aren't we to believe that you shoot at thugs and play mind games?

Thomas: I never said I was a role model.

Ragnarok: Okay, what about your friends and your enemies, do you have a message for them?

 

Thomas: Every single one of my enemies can hit the road,

I'm Thomas King b*tch and I got heaps of bro's.

You wanna go? Well then you best be bringing what you got

Your homies got nothing on me because they all got f*cking shot.

 

Thomas: To all the c*nts talking sh*t about Pikachu.

DL: He's a rodent!

Thomas: I'M GONNA F*CKING KILL YOU!!!

DL: T.

Thomas: Is for Thomas.

DL: K.

Thomas: Is for King.

I'LL STEAL YOUR F*CKING STUFF SO I CAN SAY I GOT SOME BLING BLING!!!!

 

Ragnarok: Wow. All this from a Yugo Academy student?

Thomas: Well there is a lot you may not know about me.

Ragnarok: Oh really uh such as?

 

Thomas: At Yugo Academy.

I got laid everyday.

I cheated every test.

I always got an A.

My guns are full of awesome

Your men are full of fail.

I'LL CHARGE MY GUNS IN A HALL AND THEN GO CLICK!

 

Sonic: Thomas you're such a bad ass dude.

Thomas: HELL YEAH

Sonic: And they don't wanna mess with your bros unless you tell them to.

And as for the gun use, well I should crouch and hide.

My life is scared of you duuuuuuuuuuuude.

 

Ragnarok: Okey doke. One final question Thomas if you could pair up with any banned member who would it b- *shot*

Thomas: No more f*cking questions.

 

A little but of dialogue for afterwards :3

Fuse: DUDE YOU JUST SHOT AT RAGNAROK WHAT THE HELL?

Thomas: Relax bro I missed him on purpose.

Ragnarok: HOLY SH*T DUDE WHAT THE F*CK WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THAT WHILE WE ARE INTERROGATING YOU?

Thomas: I told you I was getting moody man. -.-

DL: You gotta admit that was pretty bad ass I want this kid to join our club.

El: DL you moron its not even a club its an organization.

DL: IT IS A CLUB!!!!!!!!!

El: IT IS AN ORGANIZATION!!!!!!!!!

Black: It's Clubs and Organizations guys.

DL & El: SHUT THE HELL UP BLACK >:U

 

Thomas: ... So am I in?

END

 

 

 

I would just like to say, thank god the my content is fixed :D

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As long as you know the important ones.

DEF DOES have a huge cast...

Kinda too many characters tbh.

Whenever this becomes a novel, I'm gonna keep the cast a lot more compact.

Might merge a few characters together and whatnot.

But 36 is coming along nicely and I'm actually outlining the epilogue here and there so I'll know what to write.

So progress is smooth.

 

NO!

INCLUDE EVERYONE.

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:lol:

Maybe I'd do something like Harry Potter. Even though the focus is kept on characters in Hogwarts, Order of the Phoenix and Death Eaters/Ministry, it still has a huge amount of characters and a whole depth to its universe.

YES.

 

And make sure you write about Life killing your parents when you were a baby then trying-but-failing to kill you so you are sent to your horrible aunt and uncle and live in a pantry under a staircase for 12 years unti-*shot*

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It's Durarara .-.

(While we're talking about good animes, give Angel Beats a shot).

Only 13 episodes and it surpassed TTGL on DL's fave anime list.

It's the one in mah sig.

EDIT: Lol, edit ninja'd.

DARN.

 

It's Durarara .-.

(While we're talking about good animes, give Angel Beats a shot).

Only 13 episodes and it surpassed TTGL on DL's fave anime list.

It's the one in mah sig.

EDIT: Lol, edit ninja'd.

Fine, I'll try Durararararararar..aa..rr...

 

If you try Bokurano.

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I watched a bit of Durarara on adult swim

 

0-o Weird concept

 

Give it a chance, it's really good.

It's a unique approach to an anime that I've never seen before, really sets it apart from everything else.

And both its openings and endings are absolute smex.

 

Also, about to go write more of the chapter.

And I finished outlining the epilogue.

See, I actually go on vacation to Florida from the 13th to the 20th.

I want to finish DEF completely before I leave, so I'm gonna try to make that happen.

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It's the end.

Alright, go on and read 36.

ENJOY.

Of course an epilogue is in the works, it should be coming around soon.

Btw, apologies in advance for seriously spaced out text at some points. The new forum's kinda stupid about spacing and whenever I try fixing it, it just makes the spaces greater >__>

So hopefully that bug will be fixed, but regardless, hope you enjoy the last chapter!

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