Sploda Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 "Yes Tera, most RPs are typed up like this. Also, yes we are breaking the fourth wall at this point. Deal with it." Ken replied before turning to Deathlyfiend. He gazed at Deathly for a moment before nodding a few times. "Alright, just remember our weapons are wooden. They can't kill anyone but they can break a bone if swung hard enough. No powers, let us begin." With that Ken drew a wooden Galdius and a shield. He had learned to fight in ancient roman arena matched and a ludus, now he would put this training to use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teravolt Reshiram Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 [quote name='Deathly Fiend Of YMC' timestamp='1303768290' post='5167861'] You need four lines. [/quote] Um, what about the one in the quote below? [quote name='Jake the Sage' timestamp='1303767882' post='5167829'] "Then lets get serious here," Jake says stepping into the arena, having left Fusion behind momentarily, and took out two Chinese Hook Sword. He always kept them around him and used them, so it wasn't a big suprise to anyone who knew him that he was using them yet again. [/quote] Well now I got the hang of the quoting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 4 lines are required while in the roleplay section. Here it isn't necessary but is advised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 Desu let out a short sigh as he walked into the arena. "It looks like we're getting started here." A metallic baseball bat soon materialized in Desu's right hand. It was Desu's signature baseball bat. Being his most commonly used weapon it defiantly wasn't his strongest. "Against a foe like Jake using my basebat bat mode would be suicidal." He held out his bat in front of him and grabbed its barrel. He pulled away from the handle and the barrel came away with it to reveal a blade a little shorter than its sheath. "I'll slaughter y-" He noticed that his sword had randomly gotten lighter. He looked at it to see that it was now wooden. "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teravolt Reshiram Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 [quote name='Enzax Aito' timestamp='1303768646' post='5167885'] 4 lines are required while in the roleplay section. Here it isn't necessary but is advised. [/quote] Oh I see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 [quote name='Jake the Sage' timestamp='1303768320' post='5167865'] Uh Ice I highly doubt he was being serious. I mean . . . he threw a f*cking rubber chicken at me. How can ANYONE take that serious? [/quote] Jake that chicken had like five times more sex then you. That chicken is like a fuckin pornstar in the chicken circles. But while it likes f***ing that does not mean that it was currently engaged in intercourse. So no, I threw a rubber chicken. But dude, that was so serious, it was like Night serious. The nazis have beaten comedies father to death. This s*** is so serious right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teravolt Reshiram Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 "Oh god and I'm 10." Tera stated as he ran to hide in a corner. "And it's kinda hard to do four lines when you're actually doing kinda nothing." he finished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 A sound that resembled a yawn came from his mouth. Along with that yawn, underneath his eyes laid bags of the color black and blue. He put a a soft rectangle under his head with both of his arms and pushed his head against the pillow. This time he let out a louder yawn that sounded almost like a tiger's roar. [i]"Is this the only time I get sleep during this day or any day for that matter?"[/i] he thought to himself while he stared into the emptiness of the blue coloured sky. "Not really that hard!" he wittily said with a smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted April 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 [quote name='Pinkie Pie' timestamp='1303769157' post='5167913'] Jake that chicken had like five times more sex then you. That chicken is like a fuckin pornstar in the chicken circles. But while it likes f***ing that does not mean that it was currently engaged in intercourse. So no, I threw a rubber chicken. But dude, that was so serious, it was like Night serious. The nazis have beaten comedies father to death. This s*** is so serious right now. [/quote] OKay the part about a pornstar chicken might be true . . . and having more sex than me, hey I'm not into beastiality, so whatever . . . And the rest is still laughable. So you wanna sparr Nexev? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 ... [img]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101224031418/mspaintadventures/images/5/5d/Karkatistoofuckingangry.gif[/img] Nexev placed his head in his two hands. Nexev is wondering why a ten year old is fighting with swords and why said ten year old is running away in the middle of a battle, that just leaves you open. Nexev is so annoyed that he is typing in third person. Nexev is so angry that he is forced to look like a shitty drawing for the moment. We will get back to Nexev when he is less angry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 "Tera, if you would excuse me, I have to get Deathly to class." Ken said casually as he walked up and starred at Deathly for a moment. "Now Deathly, if you want to sleep and not go to class you can spar with me. If you lose though you'll be wearing fifty pound weights on your legs for a week. Deal?" Ken asked with a smile as he turned and walked a distance from Deathly. When he reached his side of the field he lifted his shield and Gladius into a ready position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice. Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 [quote name='Jake the Sage' timestamp='1303769882' post='5167955'] OKay the part about a pornstar chicken might be true . . . and having more sex than me, hey I'm not into beastiality, so whatever . . . And the rest is still laughable. So you wanna sparr Nexev? [/quote] What part of "NEX BANNED YOU" don't you get. Bro, you do not want me to pull out the god damn Godot sprites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teravolt Reshiram Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 I have to agree with Jake, it's laughable. I don't think anyone can take a rubber chicken seriously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice. Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 [quote name='Teravolt Reshiram' timestamp='1303770180' post='5167970'] I have to agree with Jake, it's laughable. I don't think anyone can take a rubber chicken seriously [/quote] Welcome to YCM. That was Nexev. You always take Nexev seriously. Except when he isn't serious, but he's dead serious right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 [quote name='Enzax Aito' timestamp='1303770029' post='5167962'] "Tera, if you would excuse me, I have to get Deathly to class." Ken said casually as he walked up and starred at Deathly for a moment. "Now Deathly, if you want to sleep and not go to class you can spar with me. If you lose though you'll be wearing fifty pound weights on your legs for a week. Deal?" Ken asked with a smile as he turned and walked a distance from Deathly. When he reached his side of the field he lifted his shield and Gladius into a ready position. [/quote] "A spar you say? Even with the tiredness I have, I would proudly accept." He replied with a devious smile. DeathlyFiend brought his legs to his chest in a cradle position and pushed his body forward into the air and landed on his two feet. "One thing to add, if I win you will have to be Tera's 'play' toy." he included, "Now do we have a deal?" DeathlyFiend paced his feet in the opposite direction Ken was facing while grabbing two knives from his back. "Only weapons, no powers. Am I right?" he asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted April 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 Alright Ice . . . what exactly am I being banned FOR? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Wolf Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 [font=arial, verdana, tahoma, sans-serif][size=2] Returning, came Star, his classic cloak blowing in the non-existent wind. Willing to give this another shot, he began to clear his throat "I was so bored, I decided to give this another shot. And I'd really prefer it if there wasn't as much Power-Playing as last time.... and not being as strict with the speaking. There isn't a rule like that in the RP section, so why have it here? I mean really. Oh well." Star finished, looking at Finale's weapon "....... I'm scared about what would happen to my scythe now."[/size][/font] OOC: I have to agree with Jake too I mean a chicken? You couldn't have thrown a 10 foot tall real bear at him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice. Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 [quote name='Jake the Sage' timestamp='1303770607' post='5167996'] Alright Ice . . . what exactly am I being banned FOR? [/quote] [IMG]http://i53.tinypic.com/2afk48p.gif[/IMG] I believe the person banning you stated their reasons. [quote name='Pinkie Pie' timestamp='1303761140' post='5167527'] Whatever anyway see me and the boys have been talking and we noticed something. You have no immuinity to being banned from this club. [b]Also you have been accused by multiple people to be a god modder, a wannabe sue, and a jerk.[/b] [/quote] Seems legit to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted April 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 I do not Godmod, if anything I do a bit of power playing . . . and even then I hardly realize I am doing it A "wannabe sue"? I don't even know what that is. A jerk- yeah well don't give me a reason and I wont be. Hell! For the most part even then I try not to be B | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice. Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 [quote name='Jake the Sage' timestamp='1303771354' post='5168041'] I do not Godmod, if anything I do a bit of power playing . . . and even then I hardly realize I am doing it A "wannabe sue"? I don't even know what that is. A jerk- yeah well don't give me a reason and I wont be. Hell! For the most part even then I try not to be B | [/quote] Others beg to differ. You cannot be your own witness. It's like me saying "I did not murder that person" even if others witnessed it. Somebody who tries to be cool with their characters and ends up as a sue. That's unprofessional. We haven't seen a good argument against Nex's banning. So, how about we lower it too a week. Go, relax and when you come back you should learn from your mistakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 OOC: Deathly, it's accept and my character's name is Ken. IC: "Technically I can just send you to class when I'm done so don't push it. I'm no one's play toy." Ken replied. Ken took a heavy stance that would knock the wind out of a charge and allow him an easy strike. At the same time his right foot was placed in a pivotal position to allow him to protect his flanks. He watched his opponent carefully before adding, "If at anytime you wish to submit, simply raise your index and middle fingers together skyward in a sign of submission." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 Tsh fine, let me explain myself. Remenber how I said I can't die? That lets me handle some really dangerous objects. On is something called the human bot fly. Adorable little tykes, real too. [img]http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/wong/botfly1.jpg[/img] Guess what they do? They lay eggs on food and then when you eat the food they hatch from the heat of your mouth. Then they eat through your tongue and get nice and toasty in your body at this point they eat more of that delicious flesh, they can even go into your brain and eat your gray matter. Litterally crawling inside there, picking your brain. Now then, let us shift gears a little. There is a little monster called water flan. I'm a big fan, all adorable and gooey. They are essentially slime, just water, living water that can drown you on dry land. Anyway trivia time, what was I first known for? I belive it was mad science. Science like crossbreeding a flan with the bot fly. Science like doing this with JUST enough manipulation to give it the same parasatic life style as a bot fly but with a liquid form, meaning it can go through a persons pores, or simply slowly sneak into your mouth. Or your ears. Or your eyes. I named it Guilt. And best part is it's portable. I can carry it in a fuckin squirt gun. And you know what I can do with that squirt gun? I can spray it on a chicken. A rubber chicken. So no Jake, I won't spar with you. By my reckoning, you've been dead for two hours. The guilt is just keeping you alive to make sure you don't die while there is still stuff to eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 OOC: Thanks, I didn't notice. I was working on something for the YCM magazine club. IC: "Okay, so you could tell me what I would do if I lost? But you think you are going to win? Ken, you might need to learn what I have to offer." replied DeathlyFiend. He took a stance with his hands down at his side and his feet a few inches away from his body. Before he decided to attack, he looked at the land around him to see if there were any opens on which he could strike Ken in the hip. Nothing was noticed in his time scouring the area. "Okay, but I would not need any submission. And you have the first strike!" roared DeathlyFiend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Sage Posted April 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 *looks down at skin* Hu . . . well sh*t . . . I'd call BS and all but you got me there. Nexev: 1 Jake: 0 Now is there a way to get of this thing without killing me or am I stuck with a semi-watery pet for the rest of my, supposedly, unnatural lifespan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted April 25, 2011 Report Share Posted April 25, 2011 "Perhaps it has already been dealt? I'd watch your footing if I were you." While Ken was over waking Deathly up he had purposely shifted his feet to remove any possible grip the ground could hold on Deathly's feet. Now if he were to attack Deathly he would have an advantage of Superior footing. Ken decided to approach cautiously though inching forward with his shield in front, maintaining the same position as he moved ever closer. When he reached range he would have to decide between a shield rush and a quick jab with his blade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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