Ice. Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 "Dear god. SHADOW killed you? That's so f***ing illogical it's not even funny. OBJECTION!" yelled Ice as he pointed at Shadow. Shadow froze in place as 6 giant frozen spears surrounded him. "Explain how that was logical and you live and I get hurt. If not, bye-bye Shadow." Laughed Ice as his eyes became dark blue. [color="#0000ff"]"OH GOD. SOMEBODY DISTRACT HIM SO HE GIVES OFF A BAD ANSWER. PLEEEAAAAAASEEEE." [color="#000000"]laughed Ice as he stared at Shadow, trying to intimidate him. [color="#708090"]"I say old boy, you really should give up now and I will try to give off mercy. If not, then you must prepare to engarde, my boy." [color="#000000"]Ice then took out a really sharp fencing sword and an Abraham Lincoln-esque top hat. [color="#708090"]"Let us logically spar, my boy."[/color][/color][/color][/color][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 [quote name='Ice' timestamp='1290393959' post='4802252'] "Dear god. SHADOW killed you? That's so f***ing illogical it's not even funny. OBJECTION!" yelled Ice as he pointed at Shadow. Shadow froze in place as 6 giant frozen spears surrounded him. "Explain how that was logical and you live and I get hurt. If not, bye-bye Shadow." Laughed Ice as his eyes became dark blue. [color="#0000ff"]"OH GOD. SOMEBODY DISTRACT HIM SO HE GIVES OFF A BAD ANSWER. PLEEEAAAAAASEEEE." [color="#000000"]laughed Ice as he stared at Shadow, trying to intimidate him. [color="#708090"]"I say old boy, you really should give up now and I will try to give off mercy. If not, then you must prepare to engarde, my boy." [color="#000000"]Ice then took out a really sharp fencing sword and an Abraham Lincoln-esque top hat. [color="#708090"]"Let us logically spar, my boy."[/color][/color][/color][/color][/color] [/quote] OOC: Abe is especially win in this part Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 [color="#4169E1"]8lah, 8lah, 8ooooooooriiiiiiiing!!!!!!!! Your name is Pup8 Pan, it fits you better.[/color] Nexev said coyly. [color="#4169E1"]Anyway.... I am kinda 8ored now and so I guess we should just head back to the school. You know, cause we have one of those and apperantly do things 8ESIDES fight all the time?[/color] Nexev tossed a Reality grenade, creating a rift in space-time. [color="#4169E1"]"Well, I'll be seeing you. Bye Pup8!"[/color] With a giggle Nexev leaped into the vortex and was transported back to the school. The arrow turned North-East [color="#FF00FF"]You know, you should try being more forward and less coy, he is getting mixed messages![/color] Nexev said cheerfully. The arrow switched back to East [color="#4169E1"]Sh8t 8p!!!!!!!![/color] Then it turned West [color="#A0522D"]I swear to Micheal Jackson, if anyone keeps up this bullshit they will die![/color] Nexev screamed angrily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 [quote name='Shadow Zero' timestamp='1290378284' post='4801542'] No, I would not have made that mistake. Aside from the fact that it would not have happened in the first place, saying that something like that happens when it doesn't is clearly powerplaying, and I am not comfortable doing that. I prefer to rp as fairly as I know how to. That's part of why I'm here, to get better at rping. [/quote] BA HA HA HA HA! Oh wait, you were serious? BA HA HA HA HA! *wipes away tear* If that's the case, then you have a long road ahead of you, a long, looooong road filled with crucifies and flaming dildos. Broken observed all from the roof, and was growing....annoyed. He did however hear what Ice said, and he would be glad to distract. He leapt to the ground quickly and landed, cracking the ground as he did. 'I would be happy to oblige Ice' he declared and raised a hand. 'Stanza Shift: MILKY CHANGE!' he cried. There was a sudden flash as an anime transformation sequence occured. Broken's body turned shining green, with nothing visible. THANK GOD. There was a glow as a seafoam gree bodice covered is torso and mid-section, making it more...feminine, with decent sized life ffirming jubblies. A roll-up covered her arms, creating white and dainty gloves. A long roll of fruit tape covered her feet, becomming long high-heeled boots. A green mini-skirt formed at the waist as finally two candy corn clibs formed in the now shoulder blade length hair. Five candy corn spun around her, before becomming a star broche on her chest. The transformation finished and Brokette stode there in classic anime pose. 'Candy Warrior Brokette ready to save the day in style' she declared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proto Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 "Umm... well it only counted as half a kill... plus since you killed all of the fourth wall officers off screen I couldn't really tell whether that counted or not.." PROTO mumbled. What was with Nexev? I mean he had always been a sick perverted freak of nature that disgraced him every day that he was ashamed of associating with. But now it actually seemed like he cared... or wanted to kill the robot himself, PROTO could never tell ever since he got that weird mask. "Anyways, I agree with Blitzwing over there, we should get back to the school, all this hostile energy is just gonna make things worse. And didn't we come here to... YOU KNOW LEARN?" PROTO activated the Rocket Chair that Nexev had got him, at least he had SOMETHING that he could appreciate, and blasted off back towards the school. EDIT: PROTO then saw Broken's transformation from up in the skies.... it angered PROTO for some reason, thinking on instinct he yelled out the first thing that came to his head. "HEY a******! STOP PLAYING GAMES FOR GIRLS!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 Creator just stood around for a moment. "Why is it that every time I'm about to throughly own Zero, random people show up and s*** happens. Well When a teacher needs me, I'll be in Classroom A-3, teaching basic tactics and strategy to the newer members." Creator then changed attire from that of the Organization cloak to a plain Black Shirt with a blue Jacket of common make, a pair of Jeans, Athletic Shoes and his watch. BADDINO merely grumbled and disappeared. Creator then walked off towards the school, totally ignoring Broken's antics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 Brokette summoned her staff, the top part was made of hard boiled sweet, tipped with a multi pointed star. The grip was made of some unknown material. The bottom half was a slim javelin made of candy cane. She blasted the floor, covering it in some odd sweet. She slid across it until she was face to face with Proto. 'Butt monkey, if you haven't noticed, I AM A GIRL!' she said, grabbing her own chest. 'I am his feminine side, that or he has serious problems. This place guns for originality, how much more original do you want?' she inquired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proto Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 "What's with people transforming into different exaggerated forms of their original personality? I mean Ice started it, now Nexev possibly, and now you? This place has some serious schizophrenia issues..." PROTO continued dashing across to the school grounds, at least he had someone to talk too, even if it was a insane man's feminine side. "Anyways, how did you even come up with the name Butt-Monkey? I mean not to offend you but that isn't registered in my database as a actual word... And I'm sorry for yelling at you... I just have a bit of bipolarity issues myself I guess.. Maybe I should ask Nex about it later.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 'Well, to be honest I don't understand the mechanic fully. I guess one day he decided to use his feminine side as a power and grafted it, I guess me, into his Stanza Shift grid. But it doesn't matter, it's not as if it isn't fun really. Going off the deep-end is okay, but I'm not an extra personality, I'm just a personified female side of a deeply disturbed man. Besides, I'm better than the darker female side. I'm sugar and spice and everything nice' she explained. 'Oh, and butt monkey means you're gay' she added. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Zero Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 Shadow Zero closed his eyes and thought carefully, even though he already knew the answer. This was fortunate on his part as, even though he could still hear Brokette, he wasn't able to see what had transpired, and so was far less disturbed then he might have actually been. After a few moments he said "It's quite simple, Ice m'boy. I was fighting against Creator and someone made the quite flawed assumption that I was wearing Protos helmet when I was wearing a spare of my own being that my usual helmet was being repaired after having been damaged in a previous fight with Creator. I had simply forgotten to remove the spare before entering into a fight of original powers against Creator, and so Proto, upon hearing that I was supposedly wearing his helmet when I was actually wearing a spare of my own, went crazy and grabbed at the helmet yelling GIVEITBAKGIVEITBACKGIVEITBACK in a continuous stream until he managed to pull the helmet off. Now, all of my helmets have a built in self destruct mechanism that triggers upon being forcibly removed from my head, and so when my spare helmet was removed the self destruct mechanism that was a part of it was triggered, causing it to explode a short time later. I could provide further evidence of this incident if you require. It really is a simple matter of bringing up the battle logs of the previous fight." Upon finishing his statement, Shadow opened his eyes and saw Brokette and Proto arguing as the latter walked off, and was stunned into silence momentarily at the sight, the only thing he was able to think of at the moment being [i]What the f***?[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice. Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 Ice laughed slowly as he clapped his hands. [color="#708090"]"My boy, that was glorious. But yet, I must comment on one thing. I believe I must call out what you kids call a flaw in your logic!" [color="#000000"]Ice then parried the sword and held it out in place of pointing his finger. [color="#708090"]"I believe this is time for what you all call an...OBJECTION!!? You see, Shadow, my boy, that makes perfect sense. However, your helmet looks different from Proto's, as his has black sunglasses, my boy! How could he have missed that distinguishable flaw!" [color="#000000"]And with that, Ice slashed him with the sword. [/color][/color][/color][/color]At the same time, one of the spears flew towards Shadow and injured him. [color="#708090"]"My boy, you can do better then that! Please, let us continue!" [color="#000000"]Ice[/color][/color] then put the sword back and waited for Shadow's reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Zero Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 "I am quite aware that our helmets are distinctly different." Shadow said as he was injured by a spear of Ice. He winced at the injury and wondered why he didn't simply teleport away from where he was. Then again, he always did like to have a good argument over logic. "I submit the following from the Battle Logs. [quote name='ProtoMachineEmperor' timestamp='1290281976' post='4798241'] PROTO rushed into the battlefield, having been cured by a nearby plot device. "SHAAAADDDOOOWWW!!" The machine leaped up and grasped the young roleplayer's head. "GIVEITBACKGIVEITBACKGIVEITBACKGIVEITBACK!" PROTO repeated, yanking at the red helmet that the man fighting his master was wearing. Finally the helm came loose, quickly placing the headgear on his cranium the machine ran off the battlefield, not wanting to be killed again. [/quote] As clearly evidenced in this part of the previous battle logs, Proto did not even bother to take a clear look at the helmet that I was wearing before lunging at me. He simply assumed that I was stealing his helmet because of a previous form that I had taken previous to my return to RP 820, of which appearance is as follows. [img]http://th09.deviantart.net/fs4/PRE/i/2004/227/b/4/Protoman_G.jpg[/img] Take that and add to the fact that Proto would clearly hate the idea of having another Proto on the block or someone that looks like one, and it is quite easy to see the mistake that he had made, and why he made it. It also further affirms the fact that he 1: did not look before he lept, and 2: assumed that I was wearing his helmet simply because it was pointed out that I was wearing one. Also, I am confident that he would not have a self destruct mechanism in his helmet,a nd even if he does, it would not have the same enerrgy signature as mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice. Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 [color="#0000ff"]"Of course there isn't a self-destruct mechanism in his helmet. You killed him. Anyways, my turn to f*** you up. OBJECTION!" [/color][color="#000000"]Ice then pointed [/color]to Shaow and smirked, his eyes being a dark blue. He laughed as an icicle slashed Shadow and one of the spears hit him as well. [color="#0000ff"]"First of all, you killed yourself. Proto knows damn well if it was his since it's hard to miss shades, and he knew it was red. Therefore he should have seen then. By the way, Proto has a tracker, moron. Good job digging your grave, Now, do you have anything to say to that? Or should we get the RPolice to get rid of your stupid smug face?" [/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Zero Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 "Don't you mean your smug face? Objection!" Shadow lifted an arm and pointed a finger at Ice, a smirk on his own face. "The helmet I was wearing DID have Shades. it was a modified versioon of the helmet shown in the last piece of picture evidence I submitted. Furthermore, I was attacked from behind, which makes it harder to see a difference in the shades, so Proto would not have noticed before the explosion occurred. TAKE THAT!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headmaster Monokuma Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Layton watched Ice and Shadow's fight with interest. He knew Shadow wouldn't quit, even when it became obvious he was about to be defeated. However, maybe this once he would be able to defend himself. If Layton hadn't made it to all he could hear out of Shadow's mouth is 'THIS IS DA MOST ANNOYING SONG IN DA WORLD' that is. Now, he couldn't hear anything Shadow was saying, but he still listened with interest at what Ice was saying. "Ice, I can't tell what he is saying, but I can tell by that smug look he thinks he is ahead. Prove him wrong." Layton proceeded to turn around, and looked for anyone that happened to be free. "Anyone interested in a quick practice battle? I haven't had one in ages. The last battle I was in was a long time ago..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice. Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Ice laughed with glee as Zero said that. [color="#0000ff"]"YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES. YOU MORON YOU JUST KILLED YOURSELF! LET'S IGNORE THE ARGUMENT AT HAND. YOU KNOW WHAT, NO, LET'S GO TO IT. IT WAS NEVER STATED IF IT WAS FROM THE FRONT OR BACK THEREFORE YOU CAN NOT USE THAT AS AN ARGUMENT. LET'S IGNORE THAT AND GO TO WHAT YOU JUST DID. YOU MOVED WHEN I CLEARLY FROZE YOU IN PLACE! AN ILLOGICAL MANEUVER IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF! ANY EXPLANATION? DIDN'T THINK SO!" [color="#000000"]Ice laughed as the rest of the spears flew into Shadow. 6 more then came up as Ice smirked at him, his eyes becoming red. [color="#ff0000"]"I don't have all day. Explain the hand movement godmoddy."[/color][/color][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Zero Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Ah, that was, er......I momentarily forgot that I was frozen? *is stabbed by numerous spears of Ice* OOOOOOWWWWWW!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 [quote name='Shadow Zero' timestamp='1290473330' post='4804142'] "Don't you mean your smug face? Objection!" Shadow lifted an arm and pointed a finger at Ice, a smirk on his own face. "The helmet I was wearing DID have Shades. it was a modified versioon of the helmet shown in the last piece of picture evidence I submitted. Furthermore, I was attacked from behind, which makes it harder to see a difference in the shades, so Proto would not have noticed before the explosion occurred. TAKE THAT!" [/quote] Modified to not have shades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Zero Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 No, modified so that it wouldn't have the annoying white and black stripes on it. In short, I gave it a paint job. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Hush, your bleeding to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Zero Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Oh quiet you, I can always get healed by a nearby plot device and other means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Not yet you can't. Also Shadow, I found something interesting. Your Chao power is pretty similar to the Whisps in the new Sonic game. Bad break huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Zero Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Huh? Really? Are you referring to Sonic Colors? That's interesting, if true, although that is not where I got the idea. Ice, are you done? The victor has clearly been decided anyway, so yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 How about a hug, that's the best kind of healing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Zero Posted November 23, 2010 Report Share Posted November 23, 2010 Um...yeah.......no thanks. I don't really feel comfortable getting hugs from transgendered people. inb4whatevertypeofphobia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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