Roleplaying Club- Come and Improve Your Skills

[The Warden]

I agree, he's just running scared, I have that affect on people, meh heh heh.

Broken chuckled cooly to himself. 'He was trying, I know he was. Pity that I wasn't, to face my true terror is to know exactly what you are before me' he said to himself, before fading away and reappearing besides Nexev. 'Kids these day Nex, they never learn. So, have you attempted to teach any of these young ragamuffins yet? Cause, I think I'll just take on one person to teach, then I can make them as cold and warped as I am. Ah, good times' broken sighed.

[Nexev]

Nexev shrugged, his mask still depicting the green arrow. [color="#006400"]None seem capable of being taught by us. Consider it a mercy of sorts. It would be diffucult for someone to handle ten teachers. That and whoever Nexev starts imitating next.[/color] Nexev's arrow then became a red one that pointed south east. He sighed "[color="#FF0000"]Great I'm stuck in this school with you being the only interesting person to talk to and I am not even allowed to use all the gourmet matirels for my lunch. Who would settle for ham when such succulent wrigglers are around?[/color] " Nexev said pointing at Zero. "[color="#FF0000"]Makes a mind want to dress and black and choke himself in leather. I am mentally shopping at hot topic right now. It's like a super sale. Buy a lame teaching job and you get a bunch of snot nose dweebs and dumbass morals. It's like Christmas here.[/color]"

[Enrise]

"Then this is a hell hole of a Christmas that we're experiencing dear Nexev..."
Enrise happened to overhear the conversation Nexev started, while being evanescent to everyone else behind a corner. Turning to face Nexev and slowly walking, like a train just getting ready to travel, he began to look towards the southeast of their location.
"I'm sure there will be some students. Actually, nevermind, I'll take that back. Students are ignorant, and seem they want to be ignorant to our teaching. You agree yes?"

[Nexev]

"[color="#FF0000"]It's not so much they are ignorant as the fact that they are a******s, I mean phones here ain't mr polite stuff himself.[/color]" Nexev said pointing at BH. "[color="#FF0000"]But he's got style, which is pretty swell. But these twerps, they are like emo f**s, they think they are unique and stylish but they are just copying the goths. Grow a pair Cullen, your girlfriend is a moron and your dead. Get over it. But nooooo apperantly since the cool guys a f***ing forgiener he is somehow unworthy of being a teacher. What a redneck. Bulls are charging from mexico trying to go at his bright plump neck and they ain't going to reach him because much as it sucks. IT is my job to keep him breathing and not on a plate LIKE HE SHOULD be.[/color]" Nexev said scathingly, he then paused and turned to Enrise. "[color="#FF0000"]Wait, who the hell are you?[/color]"

[Enrise]

"And old friend who left a long time ago. Then again, I'm not entirely surprised that you don't remember me. I'll just leave a few hints on this scratch sheet of paper, and fold it in half, and debate whether I should rip it up, or put in water and let it soak. Maybe I'll put in fire for a bit."
Pondering on his awkward choices, he remembered that he was just talking to Nexev. He took a piece of paper out of his pocket, and a pen, and began scribbling words down. The list contained about two or three items, regardless still able to help Nexev who Enrise truly was, or just help remember him. The list read:
-Club Pikachu
-Club Wars
-Absol
Although it was slightly illegible, it was just scribbled down words on a piece of paper that can be thrown away at anytime. Finished with teh pen and paper, the pen was sheathed into the pocket, and the note was given to Nexev.
"Whether you remember me or not, it's entirely up to you. I just came back to look around, and now, I'm sorta starting anew here. Regardless, I'll need to attend to important business, but if you need me, just shout my name, assuming if you already know what it is."
After the few words that emitted from his mouth, with a grin he just simply and quietly walked away back into his evanescent state as he was before, and turning right back into the corner he was in when he first called out Nexev.

[Nexev]

"[color="#FF0000"]Oh yeah the brownie guy, thought he was dead. Oh well, more dessert I guess.[/color]" Nexev said with a grin. His mask then depicted a blue arrow pointing east. "[color="#4169E1"]Oh jegus. We are doing this lame thing again???????? UGH SO 8ORING![/color]" Nexev complained in a high pitched voice. "[color="#4169E1"][color="#4169E1"]Saaaaaaaay, I wonder what Proto will say when he sees me?[/color][/color]" Nexev visibly brightened at this, giggling a bit.

[Jake the Sage]

*claps*

Alright people mind giving me an update . . . your Dean commands it XD jk . . . but seriously an update would be nice

[Enrise]

Back before he left, Enrise was known as many things, such as the brownie god. However, since he left, there was no brownies. Nothing. Not a single inch of brownie left. And now there will be no brownie.
"It seems I've given up on the brownie business once and for all."
Muttering these words, he also remember the times when he was "Lucifer," "Belail," and "Leviathan." Fortunately it was grand having these names, till he returned to his more famous/unique name; Enrise. He pulled out the badge(award actually) he was award for the best RPer in 2008 (I can't remember the exact date it was in, but I know it was a long time ago), and debated whether or not to throw this badge away or not. He decided he was going to start fresh, but still kept it, as he may need it.
He pondered through the area, till he came up to the classroom doors that appeared before without his realization. Placing a clawed hand on it, it turned and opened before he could stop himself, and ended up in a classroom, but it was empty before his eyes. He saw an empty chair, and walked towards it, placing the vessel of his in the upright position that was meant for the cheap rolling throne, and leaned back into it, sinking and resting his feet on the desk that remained stationary before him. There was no noise outside, so he doubted that anyone would come in. This would be the perfect opportunity to take a nap...

[Proto]

PROTO continued his onslaught of laser beams, he always hated flies, they were disgusted green-blooded individuals with low standards, he would NOT let this one survive! He then heard the call of his master. [i]Well, I better go up there and help him.. ACTIVATE ROCKET BOOSTERS! ...Okay umm... METAL WINGS? PROPELLERS? A UMBRELLA? ANYTHING?[/i] The machine suddenly remembered that he had not had a "Aerial Strife Specibi" equipped into his database in this point of time, and that he was falling awfully quick now.. The ground seemed to get closer and closer...

SMASH!

Copper wires and metal plates surrounded the ground, PROTO had landed headfirst into the earth, his head was completely shattered, his panels broken, his limbs torn off of his body. A flash of red letters and a computerized voice shouted out "ERROR! ERROR! ERROR!"

[i]And I never even killed the bug...[/i]

Proto Death Count: 1

[Nexev]

[quote name='Jake the Sage' timestamp='1289774448' post='4785305']
*claps*

Alright people mind giving me an update . . . your Dean commands it XD jk . . . but seriously an update would be nice
[/quote]
Shadow decided to skip class because Broken lived to far away and was called out on by me and BH. I wear a blank mask that shows portions of my symbol (A black dot with eight multicolored arrows jutting out surronded by a jagged circle) that indicates which persona is active. Nexev then talked to Enrise and is now waiting for Proto to stop fighting.



Nexev gave a a cry of genuine distress as he ran over to where Prot laid. "[color="#48D1CC"]Protoooooooo! No!!!!!!!! Why do8s this keep happening? I h8 it, I h8 it, I h8 it, I h8 it, I h8 it, I h8 it, I h8 it,I h8 it!!!!!!!![/color] " Suddenly he seized sobbing as his mask changed into a purple arrow pointing northwest. "[color="#9932CC"]Look I know this is bad, but a miracle will save him, he'll come back, he always does.[/color]" Nexev sighed and pulled out a bottle of coke and took a swig. "[color="#9932CC"]It was nice knowing you mate, even if you were just someone else's tool the whole time.[/color]"

[Ice.]

WAIT DOES NEX HAVE TEREZI AND SOLLUX?

[Blake]

Sitting in a throne he summoned, Black sipped on some of his favorite Grace Juice, as he called it. "Madness, Madness, all about.", he muttered, as he watched the chaos unfold. "When did I buy into all of this? Oh yeah... the very beginning..." Black sighed, and took a deep swig of the grace juice, before tossing the cup nonchalantly. The moment it left his hand, it turned into black fog, and then disappeared. As he stood, the throne did the same as the cup. "Time to find Creator. He needs to fix Proto, AGAIN." Shaking his head, and rubbing his eyebrows, Black bellowed his question to the heavens. "WHY ME?!"

[Nexev]

[quote name='Ice' timestamp='1289784713' post='4785800']
WAIT DOES NEX HAVE TEREZI AND SOLLUX?
[/quote]
[color="#4169E1"]I'm Vriska you stuuuuuuuupid f***.[/color]

But no. Only me and my nine friends.

[Proto]

Again parallels between Proto and Tavros.

Both get severly injured by heights during LARPing.

xD

[Ice.]

[color="#ffa500"]"...AAAAAAANNNNDDD...Proto's broken. Wanna go check him out?" [color="#000000"]Said Ice as he checked his watch, hitting a button. The bored face of the boy suddenly changed to [/color][/color]an annoyed one, as he rolled his eyes. [color="#0000ff"]"Why the f*** have you been tracking him? I thought you were 'over him' and you had 'new victims'? Stupid Dahlia and her stupid obsessions. Do we haaaaave too?" [color="#000000"]Groaned Ice. He was apparently talking to himself. It wasn't that odd for him to do it though. The annoyed face went back to the previous expression, only a little more annoyed then before. [color="#ffa500"]"Because shut up. Nobody cares about you. We have nothing better to do. It could be a murder, and Ice could have his little Ace Attorney fun while I get to see his corpse, and you get to curse out the murderer. Then we all win. Except for everybody else I left out of that plan. But I don't care." [color="#000000"]Ice then suddenly smirked as he finished talking. "Well, since there could be a murder...does this thing have a tracker?"[/color][/color][/color][/color]

[quote name='Nexev' timestamp='1289785228' post='4785840']
[color="#4169e1"]I'm Vriska you stuuuuuuuupid f***[/color]

But as a libra I am allowed to use Tez.
[/quote]

My mom is a Libra and I'm the attorney of the group so I have the right to as well. *pouts*

So are you or are you not going to, bro?

EDIT: Saw your edit.

Love you too.

[Nexev]

You know what I miss?

Witty Detective.

He was fun.

[Ice.]

Witty Detective...?

I vaguely remember that.

[Proto]

OOC: Well my death COULD be seen as a murder since Stinkfly forced him to let go of his tail...

But it WAS sort of my fault.

But honestly when has something called realism ever hinder Ice? xD

[Nexev]

It was from sound of fury. He put a ticket on your head and when Shadow ripped his off he went apeshit bananas.

He was hands down the funnest character to rp as ever.

[Ice.]

"Wait, how did we get here again?" Uttered Ice as he was looking over Proto's body. [color="#808000"][b]"ii can do 2tuff." [/b][color="#000000"]Ice rolled his eyes as he walked back and forth, thinking. "Alright, it seems as if he was hit hard. Wait a minute...EUREKA!" Ice then put his finger to his head and smirked. "He fell from a great distance. But that just leaves a bigger question. How? There is no way for him to have fell of something here. Unless it was from a flying vehicle or creature." Ice's expression suddenly turned hostile and scared at the same time. [b][color="#808000"]"dear god. iice, dont talk to that per2on at all. please." [/color][/b][color="#808000"][color="#000000"]Ice then pointed to an odd man with a mask. "What did you say? All I heard was 'POTENTIAL WITNESS'. Hey, you, Mask Guy, do you know what happened? Did you at least see something?"[/color][/color][/color]

[/color][quote name='Nexev' timestamp='1289787058' post='4785940']
It was from sound of fury. He put a ticket on your head and when Shadow ripped his off he went apeshit bananas.

He was hands down the funnest character to rp as ever.
[/quote]

Bring him back?

[Nexev]

"[color="#4B0082"]Yo man, it was all in the two posts above your first bro, go check it yourself my Chill bro.[/color]

I can't cause no rp is ready for him. He is too silly to follow logic.

[Ice.]

[b][color="#808000"]"oh look we got the an2wer can we go now?"[/color][/b] [color="#000000"]Uttered Ice as he started to back up.

So? I'm a f***ing Ace Attorney knockoff with MPD.

I'm totally not hinting for Vriska/Sollux/Terezi conflict.
[/color]

[Proto]

[quote name='Nexev' timestamp='1289788066' post='4786011']
"[color="#4B0082"]Yo man, it was all in the two posts above your first bro, go check it yourself my Chill bro.[/color]

I can't cause no rp is ready for him. He is too silly to follow logic.
[/quote]
Meanwhile the Fourth Wall police was searching the area, they've been having quite a few infractions in the Roleplaying Club, so much that they had actually had guards scouting the whole place, you had to have these damn Roleplayers under surveillance at all time. A rookie passing by heard the comment made by Nexev, and quickly drew his weapon. "FREEZE SCUMBAG!"

Votes for having Rookie be a Aimless Renegade ripoff?

[Ice.]

Ice quickly pointed his finger and shouted "OBJECTION!" The gun suddenly disappeared as Ice smirked. "How about we have a battle of wits? You win, you get your gun back and get to shoot MY witness. If I win, you can get the hell out of here. Oh, and you take damage every time I find a flaw in your logic. It's not like you can say no, since I took your gun. Now, let's go, rookie." Ice laughed. It's been a while since he got in a battle of wits. "Now explain why you wanted to shoot this man!" [b][color="#808000"]"why couldn't we just get the f*** out of here?! iice, ii hate you."[/color][/b]

[The Warden]

Broken snorted loudly. 'Insanity hour, how I remember, how I remember' he muttered as he vanished and reappeared into Classroom 2. It had been tricked out before his arrival, to his own specifications of course. He strolled over to the cupboard door at the back. He opened it by swining with the door, in order to avoid the massive punshing glove that launched itself out of the cupboard. It smashed into the opposite wall and then retracted. Broken closed the door once it was in and sighed. 'It would have been funnier if someone had been crushed by it' he lamented.