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[Yasu]

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Hello

[Great Unclean One: VK]

Welcome to Der Riese YCM.

 

You have a interest in anime, you are asked to join this club.

 

Every morning, you must wake up and go with the new members and sing Гимн Советского Союза while saluting the YCM flag.

 

Do not touch my Red Kool Aidz.

 

Do not touch my banana nut muffins.

 

Do not activate the Die Glocke.

 

Do not touch my adopted son.

 

Do not touch my wife Bridget.

 

Do not turn on the power switch unless you wish to die by a swarm of Nazi Zombies

 

Do not drink any of the Perk-A-Colas.

 

Do not take my trench knife.

 

Do not try to escape.

 

Don't be a religious fanatic, all religions are lies and only serve to make life both harder and easier.

 

Do not troll or I'll torture you, and force you to kill your family, then commit incest with their dead mutilated bodies.

 

Do not spam or I'll force your own hand down your fat throat.

 

Do not create another account or I'll sow your hands together.

 

Do not flame or I'll burn your most beloved to death.

 

Do not adbot or I'll shove a sock full of quarters down your throat.

 

Do not act like a idiot in the TCG or I'll skull f*** your dumb ass.

 

Enjoy your stay at Auschwitz YCM and do not cross me.