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Vongola Headquarters [A KHR Organization] "Ready for a Mafia Summer!"


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Fusion, Fusion, Fusion, me and 20th CB have already started working on the script.


[spoiler=What we've got]
Katekyo Hitman Reborn the Abridged Series


Episode 1


Mafioso

(offscreen)

So, I says to him, "Hey, watch where you're goin'!" And he shot me! He frickin' shot me!

Mafioso 2

(offscreen)

Think that's bad-you wanna know how I got this scar?

MAFIOSO

Rain check - here comes the moving plot device himself...

When Reborn walks in, Another One Bites The Dust starts playing. When Leon materializes, the Star Trek phaser sound happens.

MAFIOSO

What's the news? Heading off someplace?

Reborn

Japan.

MAFIOSO

Japan?

Mafioso 2

What about that Canadian guy?

REBORN

I've been officially banned from ever entering Canada for the rest of my life.

The man appears behind him as he talks.

Man

THIS IS FOR MAKING MY GIRLFRIEND THINK I WAS GOING STEADY!


Reborn pulls out the gun.

Man

I mean-uh-I love kids?

The knife drops.

Man

I SWEAR TO GOD I DO

The chameleon turns from the gun into normal form.

Reborn

Who the hell do you think I am?

He turns around.

Reborn

I'M THE GOD DAMN HITMAN TUTOR!

Tsuna's room

Tsuna's mom

Tsuna! Wake up! Really, he does this every ti-

She spots the paper.

TSUNA'S MOM

MOTHER SENSES TINGLING!

She sees the paper.

TSUNA'S MOM

Oh, thank god it's not porn.

TSUNA

(offscreen)

I don't wanna go to school...I wanna stay home and bake cookies with-

He jolts out of bed.

TSUNA

OH GOD MICHAEL JORDAN-

He sees his mom with the paper.

TSUNA

Hey, HEY! Give that ba-

He starts wobbling and falls.

TSUNA

Oh God, the pain!


TSUNA'S MOM

Get up-I hired you a nice tutor. From a suspicious flyer.

TSUNA

I don't need a tutor!

TSUNA'S MOM

Well, of course you do, sweetie! You're a loser!

TSUNA

Isn't this emotional abuse?

TSUNA'S MOM

Isn't that a shotgun hanging on the wall?

TSUNA

TSUNA OUT

TSUNA (trips down the stairs)

F*CK YOU GRAVITY!

He falls to the bottom of the stairs.

REBORN

Yo

TSUNA

...and you're supposed to be...

REBORN

Wassup, home boy, I'm Reborn, b****.

TSUNA

(loudly)

Okay, who’s kid is this and why’s he acting gangster? It’s slightly frightening.

Tsuna's mom walks in.

TSUNA'S MOM

Tsuna, are you ready to fail the day-who's that?
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I'm active almost all the time.

BUT once school starts roughly a month from now, I WILL NOT be able to get on much, if at all.

On the good side, from the 20th until school starts, I'll be MORE active than usual, since I'll be alone.


Also, once we have the first episode completed (I think 20th CB's been workin on it during Super Bowl) we can begin doing the first voicing session.
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right after Reborn says

(gangsta voice) By the way, homie (mafioso voice) you're the candidate for boss of on of the biggest and most well-known mafia families in the world, forgot to mention.

Tsuna will be like

Wait, why did your voice just change?

Reborn

It's called puberty

Tsuna

...aren't you an infant...?
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