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[quote name='Kujo Kazuya' timestamp='1330845100' post='5855578']
[color=#0000cd]Sorry, what is that? Last time I checked you're just a mere lacky. Even Boss' real gender is superior to you. Lackies are supposed to do what their superiors say. And since the heirarchy hasn't changed since the last time I checked I'm your superior. Now get me that f*cking sandwich.[/color]
[/quote]What guardian are you supposed to be again? No one even remembers.

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[quote name='Kujo Kazuya' timestamp='1330845853' post='5855593']
[color=#0000cd]You're not everyone.You're Agro, a.k.a. the b*tch of the Vongola.[/color]
[/quote]If I was the b****, we both know I'd have left this godforsaken hellhole a long time ago.

Wait, doesn't that make Shadow the b**** of the Vongola? Jax, obv, coming in a close second.

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[quote name='Aggro' timestamp='1330845937' post='5855597']
If I was the b****, we both know I'd have left this godforsaken hellhole a long time ago.

Wait, doesn't that make Shadow the b**** of the Vongola? Jax, obv, coming in a close second.
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[color=#0000cd]They're not lackies...okay, maybe Jacob is still a bit of our b*tch but that's just in his nature.[/color]

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[quote name='Kujo Kazuya' timestamp='1330833143' post='5855284']
[color=#0000cd]You're not even above my ass. Now get licking.[/color]
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You see, here's the thing...I'd be taken aback by your attitude and would probably insult you if I was one with Aggro's intelligence.

However since I'm not, instead I'm going to insult Aggro's intelligence, tell you about it then I'm going to proceed to rip your lungs out through your toes.

I hope you enjoy the rest of the week.

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[quote name='Sploda' timestamp='1330846643' post='5855611']
You see, here's the thing...I'd be taken aback by your attitude and would probably insult you if I was one with Aggro's intelligence.

However since I'm not, instead I'm going to insult Aggro's intelligence, tell you about it then I'm going to proceed to rip your lungs out through your toes.

I hope you enjoy the rest of the week.
[/quote]

[color=#0000cd]Thank you, almighty Creator. I will be in my corner waiting for your divine punishment.[/color]

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[quote name='Sploda' timestamp='1330846643' post='5855611']
You see, here's the thing...I'd be taken aback by your attitude and would probably insult you if I was one with Aggro's intelligence.

However since I'm not, instead I'm going to insult Aggro's intelligence, tell you about it then I'm going to proceed to rip your lungs out through your toes.

I hope you enjoy the rest of the week.
[/quote]...so you don't banter with Desu like a sane person?

And why are you ripping Desu's lungs out through his toes? Almost as effective as me pulling his throat out through his spine.

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[quote name='Aggro' timestamp='1330847517' post='5855629']
...so you don't banter with Desu like a sane person?

And why are you ripping Desu's lungs out through his toes? Almost as effective as me pulling his throat out through his spine.
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Because you simpleton, one finds it difficult to fight back if you pull things out through their toes. It tickles and hurts at the same time, simulating total paralysis due to their mind being unable to decide between laughter and screaming.

Meanwhile your method requires a great deal of physical strength and the element of surprise. Mine simply requires me to distract him with a female and wait for him to assume the position. Even if he survives he will forever remember the time he got cock blocked so badly, that he had it almost in her when he was forced to stop and fight for his life. He will loath me for it.

Therefore, I win.

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[quote name='Sploda' timestamp='1330847787' post='5855632']
Because you simpleton, one finds it difficult to fight back if you pull things out through their toes. It tickles and hurts at the same time, simulating total paralysis due to their mind being unable to decide between laughter and screaming.

Meanwhile your method requires a great deal of physical strength and the element of surprise. Mine simply requires me to distract him with a female and wait for him to assume the position. Even if he survives he will forever remember the time he got [color=#000000][b]cock blocked [/b][/color]so badly, that he had it almost in her when he was forced to stop and fight for his life. He will loath me for it.

Therefore, I win.
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[color=#0000cd]You're a terrible human being. [/color]

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[quote name='Sploda' timestamp='1330847787' post='5855632']your method requires a great deal of physical strength
[/quote]This fact doesn't seem to support your point... why is needed strength an issue...?

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[quote name='Sploda' timestamp='1330848200' post='5855638']
I try Kujo, I really do try.

If I don't ruin someone's life in a day, it wasn't a productive day.
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[color="#0000cd"]You're now my rolemodel.[/color]
[quote name='Aggro' timestamp='1330848271' post='5855639']
*to the side* Hey, Desu. I think he's insane.
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[color=#0000cd]But that's what makes him awesome.[/color]

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