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[spoiler=Within this spoiler...IS ANOTHER ONE! Jk ^^]
Case Closed Abridged Ep. 1

Scene 1 – The Party

*Opening, [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK18N-lCk_0"]Smooth Criminal by Alien Ant Farm. Stops when they say “You've been struck by a Smooth Criminal” the first time[/url]*

Old Man: Inspector! We’ve been standing in the same room for about 3 hours! Its time for my sponge bath…can we get this over with?

Inspector McGuire: OK, first of all…the sponge bath thing…too much info my friend. Second, we have to wait for the guest of honor.

*in walks Jimmy/Shinichi*

Jimmy/Shinichi: Heya party people! High School Detective, Jimmy Kudo up in here! Now, allow me to say who this killer is. First, the killer has to know this places layout. Second, he has to be athletic. And finally, he’ll probably have some fresh dog crap on his shoes.

Old Man: That’s almost everyone in here, except the crap part. So I’m not a suspect cause I’m in a wheelchair.

Jimmy/Shinich: Correction…you aren’t a suspect…cause…

Inspector McGuire: Cause?

Jimmy/Shinichi: Cause this old fart is the murderer!

Old Man: *laughs* You had me going. Like I said…WHEELCHAIR!!

Jimmy/Shinichi: Really? *tosses globe* DODGE!!!

*Old Man dodges*

Maid: HOLY CRAP IT’S A MIRACLE!!!

Old Man: Um…I have a protestic leg!

Jimmy/Shinichi: Nice try…but no dice. Inspector, care to tell him why?

Inspector McGuire: Apparently, we talked to your doctor before coming here and found out you were able to walk!

Old Man: You little…RUNNING!!

Jimmy/Shinichi: Starlight Kick! *kicks globe*

*Hits the old man in the head*

Jimmy/Shinichi: BOO-YAH!!

Narrator: Later, outside

Inspector McGuire: *pats Jimmy’s back* Thanks again…you sure have a knack for this.

Jimmy/Shinichi: Thanks. It’s all because of television!!

Scene 2 – Jimmy/Shinichi’s House

Jimmy/Shinichi: *sleep talks* Be careful with that hammer…. The sea monkey has my money… *boom* Was that a terrorist attack?! *opens the window* Oh gosh it’s the old man again.

Doc. Agasa: Oh morning Jimmy! Was trying to get the combination for chocolate milk down…and I blew up my house wall.

Jimmy/Shinichi: Good grief….just drink Nesquick like all the other weirdoes.

*Scene 3 – Moore’s Detective Agency*

Narrator: Meanwhile, a few miles away!

Richard: WHY?! *punches the desk* This kid is freakin’ annoying as hell!! *punches again and yells in pain*

Rachel/Ran: Please stop getting upset at him.

Richard: I’m your freakin’ father…stop protecting that little so- *rest can’t be heard over the ripping of the paper*

Narrator: Meanwhile, back on the streets!

Fangirl #1: He’s too dreamy!

Fangirl #2: I want to glomp him something awful!

Fangirl #3: I want Jimmy to have my babies!

Jimmy/Shinichi: *chuckles a little*

Rachel/Ran: BAG SLAP! *Jimmy looks over at her weirdly* So, what you chuckling at?

Jimmy/Shinichi: Those girls over there. They lovin’ me!

Rachel/Ran: Whatever. I still hate the fact that you’re putting my dad out of business.

Jimmy/Shinichi: Sorry, but your dad couldn’t solve a case even if his life depended on it.

Rachel/Ran: *laughs a little and then punches the pole and it shatters a little* If you don’t stop…next will be your crotch.

Jimmy/Shinichi: *gulps* But I like my crotch…

*Scene 4 – School*

*Random kid chatter*

Jimmy/Shinichi: *sees a soccer ball roll near his foot* KEEP YOUR BALLS AWAY FROM ME! *kicks*

Goalie: S-Sorry...

Rachel/Ran: So why did you stop playing soccer again, Jimmy?

Jimmy/Shinichi: Well, it was because I wanted to be like Sherlock Holmes. "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah" *gets thought over by Rachel/Ran*

Rachel/Ran: *thinks while Jimmy keeps talking* Oh gosh...not another freakin' conversation about this crap again.

Jimmy/Shinichi: And now...I'm gonna have a fangasm! *makes a fangirl face* Cause look at these letters!

Rachel/Ran: Sooo, why are you showing me these?

Jimmy/Shinichi: To make ya jealous. *starts walking off*

Rachel/Ran: Wait, we still going to Tropical Land?

Jimmy/Shinichi: Tropical....OH Japan's version of Disney World. I guess...

Rachel/Ran: SAY YES DAMNIT! *starts kicking and Jimmy's head looks under her skirt*

Jimmy/Shinichi: Teddy bear underwear...cute.

Rachel/Ran: BAG SLAP!

*Scene 5 - Tropical Land*

Narrator: The next morning

Ayumi: C'mon guys, let's go onto another roller coaster with dark rooms!

Mitsuhiko: Man, she's acting like she's gone through puberty early.

Genta: Remember, her mother is a stripper. That's never a good occupation for a mother.

Ayumi: What was that?

Genta and Mitsuhiko: N-Nothing!

*Shows Jimmy/Shinichi and Rachel/Ran walking towards Mystery Coaster*

Jimmy/Shinichi: *sees the three kids sneak in* Do they're mothers know about this? *stands in line* Hey Rach, check this out. I can tell what people do by holding hands. *hold girl's hand in front of them* Hey there~

Haley: Um, do I know you?

Jimmy/Shinichi: So, you like doing gymnastics?

Haley: Y-Yeah...how'd ya know?

Jimmy/Shinichi: Simple, you seem athletic.

Rachel/Ran: The heck?

Jimmy/Shinichi: And she had white underwear on! *her underwear appears in the background*

Rachel/Ran: Just let go of her...dumbass.

*skips to guys in black walk in*

M.I.B #1: Move it sweet cheeks!

M.I.B #2: What he said...

Jimmy/Shinichi: So, you wanna know some more things about Sherlock Ho-

Rachel/Ran: If you want to live...then you will shut up now.

Jimmy/Shinichi: A-Alright...

*Rollercoaster scene, fast forward it and make it look cool. Background music right now, [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjWh2eD8Mgw"]"Hawaiian Rollercoaster Ride"[/url]*

Girl: OMG MY BOYFRIEND IS DEAD!!

*Scene 6 - Crime Scene in Tropical Land*

M.I.B. #2: Can we go?

Inspector McGuire: No!

M.I.B #1: Well....this f*cks up everything...

Jimmy/Shinichi: Detective mode! Its a murder...so its one of the 7 people on the coaster. And I ain't gonna lie, me and Rach aren't it.

Inspector McGuire: Then who?

Jimmy/Shinichi: Anime line, "One truth prevails"...the one who killed him, was the girl I held hands with: Haley!

Haley: Say what now?

Jimmy/Shinichi: Since we're running low on time, I'll just say its cause your flexible that you were able to kill him. Case closed...

Haley: T-That doesn't make any sense!

Jimmy/Shinichi: Please, I'm the main character...what I say goes!

Haley: *starts crying*

*Scene 7 - Tropical Land(outside)*

Jimmy/Shinichi: So, why you crying Rach?

Rachel/Ran: At you acting heartless about that case!

Jimmy/Shinichi: Am not. *chuckles a little and sees M.I.B #1 running* *Now thinking* Hmm, random plot development... *looks at Rachel/Ran* Sorry chick, I'll be back later! *runs off*

Rachel/Ran: A-Are you kidding me? I-I just got ditched by my date.

*skip to M.I.B #1 with a crackhead*

Random Crackhead: So...you bring my crack?

M.I.B #1: Hell yes, you bring the money?

Random Crackhead: Of course, you idiot.

Jimmy/Shinichi: *Thinks* A drug deal...must....watch!

*the two make their trade and walk off*

Jimmy/Shinchi: Gotta tell the Inspector.

M.I.B #2: PIPE ABUSE! *hits Jimmy*

M.I.B #1: A f*cking kid? *pulls gun* I got this!

M.I.B #2: No, allow me. *pulls out small case and shoves the pill into Jimmy's mouth and gives him water* And now we simply walk away whistling. *both of them walk away, whistling*

Jimmy/Shinichi: *thinks* I-I'm on fire...the heck did they just do to me? Am I gonna....die? I-I didn't tell...R-Rachel I-I...love her...

Security Guard #1: Dude, over here! There's a body!

Security Guard #2: Is it a hobo?

Security Guard #1: No it isn't...its a kid. It's ok, little boy. Just come with us.

Conan: *thinks in Jimmy/Shinichi's voice* B-Boy? I'm seventeen...I'm not a little boy.[/spoiler]

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CSI theme....that idea WORKS!!! XD

And Narrator, he was gonna be in other scripts(provided we turn this one into a [i]side [/i]series). Just not wanting him to narrate everyone's moves. "EFFIN' NARRATOR!" *LK's Naruto Abridged line*

They do let me be involved....just gotta wait until season 2 comes out for my characters(Reborn Abridged)

ANYWAY, thanks...DL even said it was "Almost halfway there" to LK level scripts. Dude trying to give me a swelled head ^^;

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[quote name='Chaos Sonic' timestamp='1317861537' post='5563233']
CSI theme....that idea WORKS!!! XD

And Narrator, he was gonna be in other scripts(provided we turn this one into a [i]side [/i]series). Just not wanting him to narrate everyone's moves. "EFFIN' NARRATOR!" *LK's Naruto Abridged line*

They do let me be involved....just gotta wait until season 2 comes out for my characters(Reborn Abridged)

ANYWAY, thanks...DL even said it was "Almost halfway there" to LK level scripts. Dude trying to give me a swelled head ^^;
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I love how people start comparing there to Little Kuriboh's (LK= that right? D:) scripts. :3

It's like watching Ant's getting burned by a broken magnifying glass or watching a Pomeranian eating a 80 year old womans baby's fetus. :3

Damn Jax, the fuq is wrong with you?

[i]:[/i]D Everything Envy, Everything.

Even your pen-*Reaped*

8D

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[quote name='Desperado Panda' timestamp='1318037147' post='5566957']
[color=#0000cd]I can dig that. Now excuse me as I attempt to get into a three way with both your aunts.[/color]
[/quote]

[color=#b22222][size=3]Have fun contracting all sort of STD's, AID's, HIV, Crabs, and a possible Hernia.[/size][/color]
[color=#b22222][size=3] [/size][/color][size=3][/size]
[color=#b22222][/color]
[color=#b22222][size=3]Oh and I forgot about how Envy is a lesbian so it might work out a LITTLE. [/size][/color]
[color=#b22222] [/color]
[color=#b22222][size=3]Sooo, wanna do it with them now or later? [sup]:[/sup]D[/size][/color]

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[quote name='Desperado Panda' timestamp='1318037667' post='5566983']
[color=#0000cd]Tell them to wait for me on my bed. :3[/color]
[/quote]

[color=#b22222][size=3]Ok. [/size][/color]
[color=#b22222][size=3]*Tells*[/size][/color]
[color=#00ff00][size=3]The Hell? You know I hate that weird kielbasa thing men have...[/size][/color]
[color=#b22222][size=3]And~? :D[/size][/color]
[color=#00ff00][size=3]And, I'll kill myself before that happens[/size][/color]
[color=#b22222][size=3]then go behind Lust.[/size][/color]
[color=#00ff00][size=3]>_> Fine.[/size][/color]
[color=#000080][size=3]What about me now?[/size][/color]
[color=#b22222][size=3]You, her, & a seemingly nice Desperado Panda.[/size][/color]
[color=#000080][size=3]Oh really? is he soft and...hairy?[/size][/color]
[color=#b22222][size=3]You could say his guns are quite large and he'll be shootin' up a storm.[/size][/color]
[color=#00ff00][size=3]I don't do drugies. One of the very few kinds of people I don't envy. >_>[/size][/color]
[color=#b22222][size=3]:I Well he won’t be shootin’ THAT kind of stuff up, he’ll be shootin’ up Lust only.[/size][/color]
[color=#00ff00][size=3]Really? Ok I’m down with that[/size][/color]
[color=#000080][size=3]What she said.[/size][/color]
[color=#b22222][size=3]Ok got meet him at his address.[/size][/color]
[color=#000080][size=3]Fine. >_> *Opens Hell gate and teleports to Desu’s bed*[/size][/color]
[color=#00ff00][size=3]WAIT! *Follows Lust*[/size][/color]
[color=#b22222][size=3]There Desu. :I[/size][/color]

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