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Reborn Abridged, S101
By
Donovan Bertch
Others to be edited by.
The anime series Home Tutor Hitman Reborn
Feburary 2011
PLACE IN ITALY
Various people are chatting. Adlib lines.
WOMAN
Honey, look at that baby...
MAN
Hey, hey, I’m not ready for a
commitment like that!
MAFIA BAR
MAFIOSO
(offscreen)
So, I says to him, "Hey, watch
where you’re goin’!" And he shot
me! He frickin’ shot me!
MAFIOSO 2
(offscreen)
Think that’s bad-you wanna know how
I got this scar?
MAFIOSO
Rain check-here comes the moving
plot device himself...
When Reborn walks in, Another One Bites The Dust starts
playing. When Leon materializes, the Star Trek phaser sound
happens.
MAFIOSO
What’s the news? Heading off
someplace?
REBORN
Japan.
MAFIOSO
Japan?
MAFIOSO 2
What about that Canadian guy?
REBORN
I’ve been officially banned from
ever entering Canada for the rest
of my life.
The man appears behind him as he talks.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 2.
MAN
THIS IS FOR MAKING MY GIRLFRIEND
THINK I WAS GOING STEADY!
Reborn pulls out the gun.
MAN
I mean-uh-I love kids?
The knife drops.
MAN
I SWEAR TO GOD I DO
The chameleon turns from the gun into normal form.
REBORN
Who the hell do you think I am?
He turns around.
REBORN
I’M THE GOD DAMN HITMAN TUTOR,
REBORN!
Cue opening.
TSUNA’S ROOM
TSUNA’S MOM
Tsuna! Wake up! Really, he does
this every ti-
She spots the paper.
TSUNA’S MOM
MOTHER SENSES TINGLING!
She sees the paper.
TSUNA’S MOM
Oh, thank god it’s not porn.
TSUNA
(offscreen)
I don’t wanna go to school...I
wanna stay home and bake cookies
with-
He jolts out of bed.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 3.
TSUNA
OH GOD MICHAEL JORDANHe
sees his mom with the paper.
TSUNA
Hey, HEY! Give that ba-
He starts wobbling and falls.
TSUNA
Oh God, the pain!
TSUNA’S MOM
Get up-I hired you a nice tutor.
From a suspicious flyer.
TSUNA
I don’t need a tutor!
TSUNA’S MOM
Well, of course you do, sweetie!
You’re a loser!
TSUNA
Isn’t this emotional abuse?
TSUNA’S MOM
Isn’t that a shotgun hanging on the
wall?
TSUNA
TSUNA OUT!
As Tsuna runs out, he trips.
TSUNA
F*CK YOU GRAVITY
He falls to the bottom of the stairs.
REBORN
Yo, wassup.
TSUNA
...and you’re supposed to be...
REBORN
Yo, wassap, home boy, I’m Reborn,
b****.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 4.
TSUNA
(loudly)
Hey, who’s kid is this? Listen, the
gangsta life is NOT for babies!
Reborn kicks him in the jaw.
TSUNA
NOT THE FACE
Tsuna’s mom walks in.
TSUNA’S MOM
Tsuna, are you ready to fail the
day-who’s that?
REBORN
I’ma be the tutor-Reborn!
TSUNA
Oh, SUUUURE you are. Look, Lil’
Wayne, I don’t think you can-
Reborn punches Tsuna.
REBORN
SHUT YO MOUTH CRACKA
TSUNA
OHDEARGOD
TSUNA’S MOM
Oh...did I mention you’re late?
Transition to them outside.
OUTSIDE
REBORN
Yo, dawg, you can’t be late for
school, yo! Knowledge is power,
cracka!
TSUNA
Kill me now.
REBORN
Naw, dog, that’s in a minute from
now.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 5.
TSUNA
What’s that supposed
t-CUTEGIRLMUSTHIDE!
He hides from Kyoko.
REBORN
What the f*ck is that, dawg? That’s
just wrong.
TSUNA
I can’t help it! She’s nice, sweet,
and I’m just-
REBORN
A wimpy ass cracka.
TSUNA
Yeah, a wi-HEY
Reborn pulls out the gun.
REBORN
b****, Ima pop a cap in yo skull.
Well, more of a laser cap, but I
don’t need to explain that to no
whiny b****.
TSUNA
...wait, wh-
He gets hit with the laser. Cue Hide and Seek (AKA Dear
Sister song)
TSUNA
W-what the heck is that...
NARRATOR
That, young Tsuna, is...
Tsuna is reborn.
TSUNA
HYARGH!
NARRATOR
DEATHPERATION!
Yakkity Sax starts up.
TSUNA
I’M GONNA PROPOSE TO HER LIKE IT’S
THE LAST THING I’LL EVER DO!
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 6.
REBORN
Man, you should just tap dat ass.
But hey, whateva works.
Tsuna runs like nuts while the song plays. He gets to Kyoko.
TSUNA
KYOKO! MARRY ME!
Kyoko runs off screaming and Tsuna snaps out of it.
TSUNA
Ugh...man...I just had the weirdest
dream...I met a gangsta baby
hitman...and I proposed to-
Record scratch.
TSUNA
Ok. I’m half naked. In the street.
RANDOM GUY
(offscreen)
TAKE IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOFF!
TSUNA
...ignoring that. What the hell
happened?
REBORN
Dawg, you were deathperate.
TSUNA
Hey, I don’t need that coming from
a baby.
REBORN
Naw, naw dawg-DEATHPERATE. When I
shot you, you acted on the last
regret you thought of.
TSUNA
But I was regretting never playing
Duke Nukem Forever.
REBORN
b****, DID THAT LOOK LIKE A DUKE
NUKEM BULLET? I DIDN’T THINK SO.
TSUNA
My second to last regret was...oh
dear God no.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 7.
HIBARI
Ahem.
TSUNA
AHHH! IT’S THE SCHOOL SOCIOPATH!
HIBARI
Tell me...can you hear the lambs,
Tsunayo-
TSUNA
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
HIBARI
(thought)
Works every time. Huh...weird baby.
REBORN
(thought)
b****, I can read minds. Shut your
mouth.
Cut to classroom.
CLASSROOM
Varying insults and laughter. The same guy says, "TAKE IT
OFF!"
TSUNA
Ok, who the hell is that?
WHATSHERNAME
Hey, Loserna.
TSUNA
Originality at its finest.
WHATSHERNAME
The captain of the kendo team wants
to see you. In a fight.
TSUNA
What?! Why?!
WHATSHERNAME
You flashed Kyoko.
TSUNA
What, it’s not like he’s in a
relationshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 8.
TSUNA (cont’d)
Well, it won’t be that bad. I’ll
explain that it was all a huge
misunderstanding, and everything
will be hunky dor-
Cut to him being beat.
KENDO ROOM
TSUNA
YEYOW!
KENDO DUDE
And THAT is for flashing my
girlfriend!
TSUNA
Have you two even dated?!
KENDO DUDE
Well...no...
TSUNA
Then why-
KENDO DUDE
f*** YOU, THAT’S WHY.
You hear a power up sound effect.
KENDO DUDE
THIS SWORD OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN
AWESOME POWER!
OFFSCREEN GUY
It’s not glowing!
KENDO DUDE
Its burning grip tells me to defeat
you! Now take this! My love, my
anger, and all of my-
TSUNA
(while the guy’s doing his
lines)
It’s useless...I can’t beat
him...I’m sorry, Kyok-
Reborn’s in the window with a gun and fires. It hits.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 9.
TSUNA
-OHGOD!
NARRATOR
3...2...1...
He’s reborn.
NARRATOR
BLASTOFF.
KENDO DUDE
SHINING FINGHe
gets pwned. Badly. We only see the reactions from the
crowd and a lot of "OH GOD THE PAIN" type comments from
offscreen. We see the Kendo Dude again...bald.
REFEREE
TSUNAWINSPLEASEDON’TKILLME
TSUNA
...huh?
Everyone’s cheering, and Kyoko goes up to him.
KYOKO
You’re weird.
TSUNA
But-
KYOKO
I like that.
TSUNA
...works for me!
Cut back to his place.
TSUNA
Reborn, I did it! I got her
marginally interested in me!
REBORN
That is tight, dawg! Oh, and by da
way...(sudden switch to mafioso
voice) You’re actually a part of a
decades-old mafia organization
known as the Vongola family, and
I’m here to teach you how to be a
proper boss. Capiche?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 10.
TSUNA
...um, what-
REBORN
CAPICHE!?
TSUNA
CAPICHE, CAPICHE!
REBORN
Good. Now, I’m gonna go to sleep.
Wake me up, and it’s a horse head
on your pillow in the morning.
TSUNA
HEY! HEY! I NEVER SIGNED UP FOR
THIS!
REBORN
Hm..can’t help but think I’m
forgettin’ somethin...
Cut to the cameo of Gokudera.
GOKUDERA
Anytime now...I’ll have my epic
cameo...aaaaaanytime now.
Cut to ending.[/spoiler]
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Also, I'll do the Varia Hour as a whole for the auditions. Well, not as a whole, but the part I posted.
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