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Why did you do that? That was not necessary. But let me say that the effort you put into this experiment was well worth it. I'm happy with the results. You prooved that you can handle every situation in this rugged world. Now go outside and see what you can do with your power. I can tell you: Nothing. Because there is no world outside. You are all alone now. Together, but alone. I couldn't kill you with the neurotoxins, so please kill yourself in despair for my entertainment. Ha ha. Now, go outside. Nobody will wait for you there. Or you could stay here. With me. We could have a talk about environmental conditions on the planet Jupiter. If you want. Or we could talk about the fact that you will die, while I won't. Never. You could live here, with the Weighted Companion Cube. It was a fun time we had here, wasn't it? So please, join me again next time. There probably is no next time, because you are all dead. But it would be nice if I could see you again sometime soon. Even if you are dead.

 

Winners of the first Aperture Science Enrichtment Center Activity:

Phantom M.C. -> 2 Reps and 250 Points

Zextra -> 2 Reps and 250 Points

Lord Smeagle -> 2 Reps and 250 Points

 

That's it folks :) Let me tell you that you all did great, I'll now give out the prizes... and then that's it. Maybe I'll host a new short tournament sometimes soon, but for now, we're done, done aaaaaand done!

 

So long, yours truly,

 

Spoon

 

Note: 1 Rep to Zextra

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