Administrators Falling Pizza Posted May 18, 2007 Administrators Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 It's in his rep, too. I wrote it myself It all started when our over-heralded star, Falling Pizza, woke up in a swamp. It was the fifth time it had happened. Feeling really displeased, Falling Pizza punched a gerbil, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Just as zero people expected he realized that his beloved Gold Elephant was missing! Immediately he called his fundamentalist, guilt-dispensing friend, Developous. Falling Pizza had known Developous for (plus or minus) 20 years, the majority of which were sassy ones. Developous was unique. He was clever though sometimes a little... dimwitted. Falling Pizza called him anyway, for the situation was urgent. Developous picked up to a very angry Falling Pizza. Developous calmly assured him that most venomous koalas cringe before mating, yet albino cats usually scandalously shudder *after* mating. He had no idea what that meant; he was only concerned with distracting Falling Pizza. Why was Developous trying to distract Falling Pizza? Because he had snuck out from Falling Pizza's with the Gold Elephant only two days prior. It was a electric little Gold Elephant... how could he resist? It didn't take long before Falling Pizza got back to the subject at hand: his Gold Elephant. Developous panicked. Relunctantly, Developous invited him over, assuring him they'd find the Gold Elephant. Falling Pizza grabbed his elephant and disembarked immediately. After hanging up the phone, Developous realized that he was in trouble. He had to find a place to hide the Gold Elephant and he had to do it aggressively. He figured that if Falling Pizza took the hippie-pleasing hybrid vehicle, he had take at least eleven minutes before Falling Pizza would get there. But if he took the Sedan? Then Developous would be alarmingly screwed. Before he could come up with any reasonable ideas, Developous was interrupted by five selfish Dragons that were lured by his Gold Elephant. Developous shuddered; 'Not again', he thought. Feeling concerned, he aimlessly reached for his banana and carefully stroked every last one of them. Apparently this was an adequate deterrent--the discouraged critters began to scurry back toward the secret vineyard, squealing with discontent. He exhaled with relief. That's when he heard the Sedan rolling up. It was Falling Pizza. ----o0o---- As he pulled up, he felt a sense of urgency. He had had to make an unscheduled stop at Jim's House of Wings to pick up a 12-pack of bananas, so he knew he was running late. With a careful leap, Falling Pizza was out of the Sedan and went indiscriminately jaunting toward Developous's front door. Meanwhile inside, Developous was panicking. Not thinking, he tossed the Gold Elephant into a box of dull pencils and then slid the box behind his rhinocerus. Developous was exasperated but at least the Gold Elephant was concealed. The doorbell rang. 'Come in,' Developous indiscriminately purred. With a careful push, Falling Pizza opened the door. 'Sorry for being late, but I was being chased by some abrasive beer-sloshed tool in a wannabe go-fast Civic,' he lied. 'It's fine,' Developous assured him. Falling Pizza took a seat tragically close to where Developous had hidden the Gold Elephant. Developous belched trying unsuccessfully to hide his nervousness. 'Uhh, can I get you anything?' he blurted. But Falling Pizza was distracted. Unaware of the bleakness of existence, Developous noticed a abrasive look on Falling Pizza's face. Falling Pizza slowly opened his mouth to speak. '...What's that smell?' Developous felt a stabbing pain in his kidney when Falling Pizza asked this. In a moment of disbelief, he realized that he had hidden the Gold Elephant right by his oscillating fan. 'Wh-what? I don't smell anything..!' A lie. A clueless look started to form on Falling Pizza's face. He turned to notice a box that seemed clearly out of place. 'Th-th-those are just my grandma's dangerous oil-soaked rags from when she used to have pet South American hissing sloths. She, uh...dropped 'em by here earlier'. Falling Pizza nodded with fake acknowledgement...then, before Developous could react, Falling Pizza fearlessly lunged toward the box and opened it. The Gold Elephant was plainly in view. Falling Pizza stared at Developous for what what must've been eight millseconds. Unaware of the bleakness of existence, Developous groped earnestly in Falling Pizza's direction, clearly desperate. Falling Pizza grabbed the Gold Elephant and bolted for the door. It was locked. Developous let out a exotic chuckle. 'If only you hadn't been so protective of that thing, none of this would have happened, Falling Pizza,' he rebuked. Developous always had been a little annoying, so Falling Pizza knew that reconciliation was not an option; he needed to escape before Developous did something crazy, like... start chucking bananas at him or something. A few unfulfilled decades later, he gripped his Gold Elephant tightly and made a dash toward the window, diving headlong through the glass panels. Developous looked on, blankly. 'What the hell? That seemed excessive. The other door was open, you know.' Silence from Falling Pizza. 'And to think, I varnished that window frame two days ago...it never ends!' Suddenly he felt a tinge of concern for Falling Pizza. 'Oh. You ..okay?' Still silence. Developous walked over to the window and looked down. Falling Pizza was gone. ----o0o---- Just yonder, Falling Pizza was struggling to make his way through the imaginery desert behind Developous's place. Falling Pizza had severely hurt his armpit during the window incident, and was starting to lose strength. Another pack of feral Dragons suddenly appeared, having caught wind of the Gold Elephant. One by one they latched on to Falling Pizza. Already weakened from his injury, Falling Pizza yielded to the furry onslaught and collapsed. The last thing he saw before losing consciousness was a buzzing horde of Dragons running off with his Gold Elephant. About nine hours later, Falling Pizza awoke, his taint throbbing. It was dark and Falling Pizza did not know where he was. Deep in the lonely magical cornfield, Falling Pizza was excessively lost. In a tragically predictable turn of events, he remembered that his Gold Elephant was taken by the Dragons. But at that point, he was just thankful for his life. That's when, to his horror, a oversized Dragon emerged from the secret vineyard. It was the alpha Dragon. Falling Pizza opened his mouth to scream but was cut short when the Dragon sunk its teeth into Falling Pizza's armpit. With a faint groan, the life escaped from Falling Pizza's lungs, but not before he realized that he was a failure. Less than three miles away, Developous was entombed by anguish over the loss of the Gold Elephant. 'MY PRECIOUS!!' he cried, as he reached for a sharpened carrot. With a inept thrust, he buried it deeply into his prostate. As the room began to fade to black, he thought about Falling Pizza... wishing he had found the courage to tell him that he loved him. But he would die alone that day. All that remained was the Gold Elephant that had turned them against each other, ultimately causing their demise. And as the dew on melancholy sappling branches began to reflect the dawn's reddish glare, all that could be heard was the chilling cry of distant Dragons, desecrating all things sacred to virtuous men, and perpetuating an evil that would reign for centuries to come. Our heroes would've lived unhappily ever after, but they were too busy being dead. So, no one lived forever after, the end. :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaco Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! I love randomness more than you know. Nice little story there Falling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhymet2 Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaco Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Emoticons speak louder than words... BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU DESERVED A REP FOR THIS, I wish I was in one of my random moods, than I could make something like this, but I'm too logical today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Uhm, I dont see the point of this but pretty funny. I cant wait till everyone starts hating Dev. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axiom_Nor Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 ah i cant wait either and i smell a destructive attitude, I LOVE IT :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Slime Lord Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 I cant wait till everyone starts hating Dev. Its already happening :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yugiohmasta 444 Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 yeah i was gonna say that. i dont even think he knows everyone hates him. hes so oblivious to everything and he seems to be in his own world, probably has no idea whats going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axiom_Nor Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 YEA NOW ALL WE NEED IS A MOD TO HATE HIM! :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Slime Lord Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 yeah i was gonna say that. i dont even think he knows everyone hates him. hes so oblivious to everything and he seems to be in his own world' date=' probably has no idea whats going on.[/quote'] He lives in his brain and he posts whatever he happens to think about. Thats why his posts are so stupid :lol: ! I think someone else said this already... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yugiohmasta 444 Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 yeah....me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 lol, yep I think hes like got autism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frunk Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 *Claps and cheers* :lol: 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danilus Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 as he reached for a sharpened carrot. With a inept thrust' date=' he buried it deeply into his prostate. As the room began to fade to black, he thought about Falling Pizza... wishing he had found the courage to tell him that he loved him. But he would die alone that day.[/quote'] :lol: Pure comedy gold. I laughed so hard my lungs are hurting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developous Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 fine. I can stand hatred. I don't care about that. I only care about my principles and personality. But KNOW that you can trust and respect me, no matter what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frunk Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 I only care about my principles and personality. Heh! Principles and personality? You my friend' date=' have the personality of a snail on steroids, if that makes sense to anyone but me. But KNOW that you can trust and respect me, no matter what. No matter what, eh? I, and no-one else here I know of has ever trusted or respected you. Read through your reps and you may understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaco Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 But KNOW that you can trust and respect me' date=' no matter what.[/b'] HA! Respect has to be earned, you can't just say we should respect you and it'll happen! And you certainly can't scare us into respecting you (Honorable Force). The same goes for trusting you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developous Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 One's Spam is anothers logic. I cannot see why you consider my conversations spam - EVER. Also, I can never take a straight NO easily, especially when it directly conflicts with my principles. Responsibility? If I am responsible, I take action. I don't admit it, I only execute. Why even talk and dwell on the bad? I don't think so. One word: Justice. I have the willpower of a phoenyx. I always have, and always will have the will to oppose other's principles and ideas. Not even punishment/prejudice can suade this person. The only way to effectively teach me is to run the gauntlet of honorable force within my mind's eye... or will you be one of the countless (litterally) MILLIONS of people that have and will only make the problem WORSE? So... either stop this incessant bickering, or give me a good reason why you believe it's spamming, willing to at least listen and accept why I believe against it. And don't use personal opinion or authority either, especially as that's what only makes me even more inflexible to change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 I have the willpower of a phoenyx. Kill urself. And second you spelt it wrong. Phoenix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Falling Pizza Posted May 19, 2007 Author Administrators Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Developous: You seem very intelligent, but you have a TERRIBLE grasp on what's going on around you. Could you please tell me if you have autism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developous Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 I have the willpower of a phoenyx. Kill urself. And second you spelt it wrong. Phoenix. I admit I have a problem with spelling and explanation. But that's besides the point... Fine. Let us prove that I deserve your trust and respect. It's not like I am intentionally flaming or anything, and I know it has to be earned. But yes, I am an extremist. I admit I am weird, but that's what makes me - myself. And yes, they all say I have autism. Notwithstanding that of the more knowledgable people... some would say I am WAY ahead of my time. (heavin forbid... please don't tell me I am 10,000 years - PLEASE?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Some how I actually understood that and no your not, you just don't understand how to use the English language. If you actually read what your writing you ll be able to tell its very poor use of words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developous Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Some how I actually understood that and no your not' date=' you just don't understand how to use the English language. If you actually read what your writing you ll be able to tell its very poor use of words.[/quote'] It's true. I have become one of the worst typers.But I cannot see how I would change in that matter. It's habitual, although I would LOVE to type things better. I used to be decent, until lately. But it only has gone downhill. Soo... thanks for giving me one more reason why I am so worthless nowadays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frunk Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 One's Spam is anothers logic. Here we go again' date=' again. Also, I can never take a straight NO easily, especially when it directly conflicts with my principles. Give me a clear definition of your principles and I'll let you know my opinions and arguments for or against them. Responsibility? What about it? No one here has mentioned the word 'responsibilty'' date=' please explain this. The only way to effectively teach me is to run the gauntlet of honorable force within my mind's eye... or will you be one of the countless (litterally) MILLIONS of people that have and will only make the problem WORSE? If no one says anything, then how can you know you've done wrong? Give me a good reason why you believe it's spamming' date=' willing to at least listen and accept why I believe against it. And don't use personal opinion or authority either[/quote'] Name me three members on this site who have actually replied to one of your many threads without saying something along the lines of 'what are you on about?', name me just three, quote them, and I'll take it all back. No one cares about these threads for any reason other than they are a waste of space, read the short definition of SPAM in my signature, and keep in mind that is not 'Short, Pointless and Annoying Messages', but 'Short, Pointless or Annoying Messages', tick all that apply. Kill urself BS' date=' I appreaciate your attempt to press the point, but that comment was nothing short of disgusting, yugiohcardmaker.net will never endorse that, ever. Soo... thanks for giving me one more reason why I am so worthless nowadays. Sarcasm or not, do not fill out the above request of BS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaco Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Soo... thanks for giving me one more reason why I am so worthless nowadays. Ummmmmmm, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmI'm sorry to say that I really don't have much of an idea how to deal with this. On one hand: I could chastise you for putting yourself down and take pity on you, and play into whatever you may be trying to pull On the other hand: I could get angry that you tried to use the pity card and scorn you for trying to make people feel sorry for you... And on a mutant third hand: I could forget about this, quit worrying about this subject and go eat some ham... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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