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I'm the biggest G you ever did see,

 

I make Superman look like a pimp with anger and discontent,

 

You think that's good boy?

 

Come play at my level,

 

Oh wait, no troll ain't playin on my level,

 

because my oh my I'm in a league of my own.

 

Chorus: They gotta be hataz.

 

- Made that up, 30 seconds flat, no lie, I am the biggest G you ever did see.

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Welcome to Paradise YCM!

 

-Dont touch my XBOX or I will rip you toes out.

 

-Dont Drink my Wine or I will puke on you.

 

-Dont troll or I will get spammers to eat you.

 

-Dont Spam or the trolls will stamp on you.

 

-Dont activate my Nuke or I will get the trolls on you.

 

-Dont claim my Vaginity or I will claim yours.

 

-Dont steal my Golden Monekys or they will scratch your eyes out.

 

-Dont steal my games or my Lepricorns will steal your gold.

 

-Dont steal my Gold or My gnomes will turn evil on you.

 

-Dont steal my Gnomes or your Gold will run away from you.

 

-Dont touch my lepricorns or My army will pwn you.

 

-Dont Touch General VK's wife Bridget or I will haunt you.

 

-Dont steal my spaceship or I will activate my Nuke.

 

-Dont steal my cargo or I will smash your head and turn it into pepper.

 

-Dont, I mean DONT, Use attachments.

 

Have fun!

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I'm the biggest G you ever did see,

 

I make Superman look like a pimp with anger and discontent,

 

You think that's good boy?

 

Come play at my level,

 

Oh wait, no troll ain't playin on my level,

 

because my oh my I'm in a league of my own.

 

Chorus: They gotta be hataz.

 

- Made that up, 30 seconds flat, no lie, I am the biggest G you ever did see.

 

You need more rhymes son.

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Yo, sup welcome to the forum-nation.

If you leave then enjoy your vacation,

Because YCM can be an eternal damnation,

As it's filled with a bunch of abominations.

 

If you read and follow the rules,

Then you won't be like these fools,

Take time to learn from the critics

Even though some can be total d**ks.

 

Just don't be a noob and start a fight.

Or you could end up being banned tonight.

Hey, just take criticsm and you'll be alright.

You do this and your future will be bright.

 

There's a bunch of places to hang out,

And plenty of topics to go look about

Just take a look for yourself and you'll see

That YCM has a long-long history!

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Welcome to Der Riese YCM.

 

If you have a interest in anime, you are asked to join this club.

 

Every morning, you must wake up and go with the new members and sing Гимн Советского Союза while saluting the YCM flag.

 

Do not touch my Red Kool Aidz.

 

Do not touch my banana nut muffins.

 

Do not activate the Die Glocke.

 

Do not touch my adopted son.

 

Do not touch my wife Bridget.

 

Do not turn on the power switch unless you wish to die by a swarm of Nazi Zombies

 

Do not drink any of the Perk-A-Colas.

 

Do not take my trench knife.

 

Do not try to escape.

 

Don't be a religious fanatic, all religions are lies and only serve to make life both harder and easier.

 

Do not troll or I'll torture you, and force you to kill your family, then commit incest with their dead mutilated bodies.

 

Do not spam or I'll force your own hand down your fat throat.

 

Do not create another account or I'll sow your hands together.

 

Do not flame or I'll burn your most beloved to death.

 

Do not adbot or I'll shove a sock full of quarters down your throat.

 

Do not act like a idiot in the TCG or I'll skull f*** your dumb ass.

 

Enjoy your stay at Auschwitz YCM and do not cross me.

 

*kicks down the door*

 

b****es, DOES NOT KNOW ABOUT MY FASCIST REGIME!

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