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[spoiler=Jaden and Yusei's Big Boogey Preview!]
[b]DATE:[/b] 0 A.D.5. [After the Dawn of 5D's]
[b]TIME:[/b] 23:09
[b]LOCATION:[/b] -Sigh- Chick HQ, New Domino City

Divine-Sayer looked coolly out of his grand office's large window pane. His office lights were dimly lit, making him look even more dramatic. But Divine's focus was on the people below him, the citizens of New Domino. Divine despised them, they were rich, hypocritical, and rich. Rich people remind him of the dark days before his adult years. Divine could remember his childhood, as if it were yesterday...

[i][color=green]_DATA_PROCESSING... INITIALIZING_MEMORY... SYNCING...[/color]

Meanwhile, in an old rustic house on a peaceful country side...

"Daddy," a ten year old chibi Divine said to his father, tugging on his shirt, "can I get a duel disk?"
"No." Divine's similarly-looking father, but with an 18th century mustache, said bluntly.
"Why naaaaaaaaaawt?"
"Because rich people have bought them all!" Papa Sayer yelled, smashing a table with his PSYCHIC POWERS.
"Hey!" somebody yelled from one of the windows of the house, "Yer a psychic! I'm tellin' Sector Security!"
"Wait, what are you doing listening from my window?" Papa Sayer asked the neighbor stalker.
"Uh, reportin' YOU. HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK!" and with that, the stalker ran off.
"Dangit." Papa Sayer cursed, then knelt down and held his only child by the shoulders, "Divine-Sayer, my son, some people are coming to take me away. Some [u]RICH[/u] people. You must leave and tell no one of your powers."

Divine-Sayer got teary eyed and hugged Papa Sayer.

"Don't worry, mother and I will always watch over you." Papa Sayer smiled, pointing to a large picture hanging on the wall of a insanely hot woman, apparently Divine-Sayer's mother, "Damn we're sexy. Er, go now my son!" and so Papa Sayer shoved Chibi Divine-Sayer into a small pod that blasted off into the atmosphere [s]before their world exploded![/s] and started to come back to earth swiftly...

"This is Captain Lazar of the Sector Security, come out with your hands up, or we'll beat you up by playing card games." a normal-dressed, make-up free, tough-voiced Lazar ordered as more Security goons surrounded the house.

Suddenly, Divine-Sayer's pod land right on top of Lazar. Which would change both of their worlds forever...[/i]

"Well Domino City... Things are about to change." Divine-Sayer grinned as the screen faded to black. "WHOEVER FORGOT TO PAY THE ELECTRIC BILL IS [i]SO[/i] GETTING THEIR HEAD EXPLODED!"


[center][i]Jaden and Yusei's Big Boogey Preview![/i] - END[/center][/spoiler]
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[spoiler=Jaden and Yusei's Big Boogey Adventure! Pt.1][i][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONdHEDeWifs]Fatboy Conglomerate Studios Presents…[/url]

A long time ago, on a volcanic island far away…[/i]

Dr. Card, the golden-haired scientifical supervillain was hunched over his incredibly small computer inside his secret cave. He quickly typed up a code onto the machine; ’BANANAMONKEY’. “Darn it, am I original or what?” he asked himself, sucking some coconut juice from a bendy straw. Suddenly, a loud noise emitted from the diabolical-looking box on a desk. It had a frowny-face on it. A robotic arm extended from the box, holding out a tiny screw. “Hot diggity!” the doctor in name only cried, leaping at it and spilling his milky juice everywhere! “Does this mean I can have my time-traveling motorbike nsow?!” He grabbed the screw with his two signature ‘gripping fingers’ and tugged away to no avail. “G-give it to me!” Dr. Card argued. “You’re a really stupid arm, you know! Give it! Give me mah biiiiike!!”
“No,” the electronic arm said electronically.
“TXWY-7, you had better give me that screw right now!” Dr. Card ordered.
“No,” the arm repeated, avoiding Dr. Card.
“Give it! We NEED it for the movie!”
“No.”
“Give-!”
“No.”

After a few minutes of struggling with the annoying arm, Dr. Card finally pried his screw loose from the box’s unforgiving grip! “Whew, that was stupid,” he sighed, turning around whilst beckoning forth a bolt of underground lightning for effect. “By Obelisk, I’ve done it!” he exclaimed, holding it up. “Movie deals, here we coooome!! Muwha ha ha ha ha ha!!”
“Um, hey,” asked Dr. Card’s traditional hunchbacked assistant with a large nose, “can I use that fancy effect when [u]I[/u] say something dreadful? Or something like that?”
“No.”
“Aw…” He faded into the shadows… DANGEROUSLY…
“Who cares about that guy,” Dr. Card huffed. “At least I got the screw… AND NOW, TO DO SOMETHING I SHOULD HAVE BEEN DOING ALREADY!!” He tromped over to his door, standing in the center of the cave. He inserted the screw into the rusty hinges. “There we go. And now… I can finally pay enough attention to my work to [b]MANIPULATE TIME AND SPACE TO MY WILL!![/b]” He pulled out a book on motorcycle construction. It instantly burst into flames. “Whoops, time for the internet.”

He walked over to the computer and began typing randomly into the keyboard with his knuckles. “Wait a second…” he muttered, rereading some of his scientifical procedures and geometrimatical equations. “Oh hey I wish I paid attention beforehand so that I COULD MANIPULATE TIME AND SPACE TO MY WILL, AND BEGIN TO CREATE A COLD-SPACE-FUSION GENERATOR AND INSERT IT INTO A MOTORCYCLE!!” Now motivated, he began to punch his keyboard feverishly… AND PRESSED ENTER. Thus, crazy crap began to happen.

MEAN! WHILE!! FUTURE!!! (Heh heh, a bad rip off.)
Yusei Fudo, a blackish-yellowish-haired Yugi stand-in was riding his crimson red D-Wheel motorcycle down the highway of the barren and degenerate Satellite highway. The roads were in really bad shape, due to the fact that nobody bothered to maintain them. [b]B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BUMP[/b] went the motorcycle against the pavement. Yusei swerved dangerously in order to avoid hitting the trails of bums lying around. “Whoops, I missed,” Yusei fretted as his bike bounced off of a fat man.
“NO! I NEED MY FAT IN PRISTINE CONDITION FOR THE HARSH WINTEEEEER…”

Suddenly, a non-descript purple vortex opened in the air miles ahead of Yusei! It began sucking in everything near it; small things like random paper that poor cities ALWAYS have, weak building accessories such as glass and roof paneling, and several, several bums. “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH” Yusei screamed, attempting to stop, failing horribly, “NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” He tried turning, but somehow it caused his bike to flip upside down and spin around! Still yelling, Yusei suddenly remembered purchasing his brakes at Bob’s Auto Mart. The Bob’s Yusei morbidly recalled the Bob’s slogan song:
[i]“If you‘re havin‘ trouble with your Duel~ Runner~
Visit Bob’s Auto Mart~
We‘ll help you and make it fast~
And Donner~!”[/i] or something along those lines…
“[b]DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMN YOU BOOOOOOOOOOB!![/b]” Yusei shrieked, flying into the vortex. “‘Bob’, not ‘boob’.”

MEANWHILE, IN DR. CARD’S MAN-CAVE…
Dr. Card’s computer began to beep. “Huh?” He looked more closely at the screen. “Hmm…” It read ‘TIME PORTAL TO PRESENT DAY APPEARING IN ROUGHLY 30-40 YEARS FROM NOW, WE AREN’T REALY SURE’. “Oh, that was unexpected,” Dr. Card realized. “If only I had begun to type with my fingers.” He looked around for no reason. “How am I supposed to use THIS to get that volcano?” He sat and looked at the ceiling for a minute. “Well, only one thing to do.” He started jamming his ENTER key a few dozen times before tossing his computer to the ground.

MEANWHILE AT YUSEI’S BUM CHUM HIDEOUT…
Tuff McBuffins, the fat and tough member of the group, was meditating with a picture of his lord and master Jack Atlas in front of him, when he suddenly saw a portal open within the underground hobo tent. “Oh, cool,” he decided. While staring at the portal, stupidly, a sudden jolt of memory struck Tuff McBuffins! “Ooooowch.” he cried, holding his head.

Suddenly and randomly, a ghostly blue ghost person in ghost robes appeared in front of him ghost. [i]My gosh, my first Jedi vision![/i] Tuff McBuffins understood. “PLEASETEACHMETHEJEDIMINDTHINGIE.”
“I‘m not a Jedi,” the blue ghost man said bluntly, “I am here to remind you about your… [I]mission[/I].”
“My… My [i]mission[/i]?” he asked.
“Yes. Your [i]mission[/i],” blue ghost man answered.
“W-What [i]mission[/i]?”
“Long ago-”
“How long?”
“Uh… like… five hundred years. Or something…”
“Oh.”
“Your forefather’s great grandfather’s father’s adopted cousin, Dr. Drac McBuffins, caused a GREAT and TERRIBLE evil...”
“McBuffins is a funny name, ha ha,” Tuff McBuffins chuckled.
“It’s YOUR name.”
“Nah, it’s Drac’s…” He slapped his own cheeks in realization. “OH MY GOSH.”
“Yeeeeah… well, this spiky haired blondie one day decided to duel the heck out of everybody else in your family for no reason, except for his pregnant wife, who had your anscestor inside of her. Then he exploded and she had a baby, who was your great-great-whatever they were.”
“S-so, that means that this great evil… has somethin’ to do with today?!” Tuff McBuffins collected.
“Well, aren’t we smarter and more naïve than we seem, hmm?” the nameless ghost snorted. “Anyways, jump in the dang portal already and go beat him up in the past, okay?”
“Okay,” Tuff McBuffins accepted unceremoniously, floating into the purple void. He placed a thick, meaty hand on his gun holster and fingered his weapon. [i]I bid you farewell father! I will make you proud![/i]
“… Man, trolling in death is fun…” the ghost chuckled.

Jamey Simmons, the blue-haired bespectacled nerd with kneesocks, and Jesstin Beaver, the thinly-veiled feminine parody kid, casually walked out of the bathroom. “AWESOME job in there!” Jamey Simmons congratulated, slappin’ Jesstin Beaver some five. “THAT is why you always use the pipe!”
“Yeah~ yeah~ that dump don’t know what took it!” Jesstin Beaver cheered disgustingly. They then noticed the blue ghost guy.
“HEY.” Jamey jabbed a finger at the ghost.
“Y-Yes?” the ghost troller asked.
“What‘s that purple vortex thingy?” he demanded, pointing at the purple vortex thingy.
“A portal that goes back in time, thanks to obvious plots and such.”
“Oh. Well… what time does it lead to?”
“Around… Yu-Gi-Oh! GX.”
“…” [i]My gosh…[/i] Jamey Simmons figured out. [i]Does this mean…? Yes, I can go back in time and meet my father… THE LEGENDARY LIGHT-BLUE HAIRED DON OF THE WEST…[/i] Jamey checked his knee socks to check if he’d brought his two rapid-firing pistols. [i]… And I can challenge him to a gunfight. I’ve been told he was the best of the best, so we should be at about the same level in that time zone…[/i] “C’mon, Jesstin, you’re gonna see me shoot my dad!”
“Wiggedy wiggedy what?”And with that, Jamey grabbed Jesstin and jumped into the portal.
“This is one friggin’ bizarre place,” the blue ghost man said before slipping on a ghost banana peel. “Ow! My undead spleen! Darn the need of a punchline! Dang ghost bananas…”

Then at a bar in New Domino City, Ratchet Nickles, the awesome goateed bandana wearin’ member of the Chum Bum Gang was drinking his youth (?) away. “Dang it, why’d I just drink all that money away?” he asked himself. “We saved up those plastic bottles for weeks… and we were about to get that Starlight Road card for Yusei…” He turned to some uncomfortable man sitting next to him. “Do YOU know why they made that Trap card for Stardust Dragon?”
“N-no!” the man cried. “I don’t even KNOW that card!”
“EGGZACKLY!!” Ratchet Nickles agreed. “Why’d they make it for a one-uv-a-kind card? Nobody ELSE could EVER use it… AND NOW THEY’RE GONNA KILL ME!”
“Um, excuse me sir,” said a waitress, “but are you a citizen of the Satellite area of the city, where all the poor people were forced for no simple reason? Aren’t you… not allowed in a high-class establishment such as—”
“[b]WE GOT THAT TWELVE DOLLARS AN’ IT TOOK THREE MONTHS!! WE HAD TO DRINK SO…[/b] MUCH… cola…” He began to cry on the random man next to him. The waitress turned tail and ran from the freakish hobo. The bartender with a long, sharp, bird-like nose poured another mug full of beer and plopped it in front of Ratchet Nickles, splashing some froth all over his bandana.
“There ya go, ya freakin’ bum,” the bartender said politely, grabbing Nickles’ money on the counter with his grubby, sausage-like fingers.

“Heeeeeeey,” Nickles slurred out, “whachit with dat nose of you’s okayyyyy? You‘s gonna slice someone‘s head off with that if you‘s not careful…”
“Shaddup ya damn monkey,” the bartender grumbled as he turned and sliced a drinker’s head clean off. “Oops.”

Then a portal opened and sucked the drunken Ratchet Nickles inside and disappeared. Startled, the bartender turned, once again slicing another unfortunate drinker’s head off.
“What the… oh…”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“Dammit, that’s the tenth time.” He pulled out a cake. “HEY ALL, TEN-KILL ANNIVARSARY CAKE!!” The drunken masses stumbled over for free cake.

MEANWHILE AT THE SIGH-CHICK HQ (For Psychic Chicks)…

Divine-Sayer, some guy with hilariously huge red, swoopy hair was looking at his refection in a LARGE mirror on his even LARGER desk inside his ENORMOUS office located on the top floor of a HUGE headquarters building. “I am damn sexy,” he said to himself before changing his expression, “I AM damn sexy.”
“S-Sayer?” a sheepish voice said from behind the door.
“What?! I’m admiring my handsomeness right now!”
“But you wanted to see me?”
“Oh, Aki-za! Come in, come in!” Sayer allowed. A busty red-head girl in retro-style clothing walked into the HUMONGOUS ROOM.
“What did you need?” she asked.
“Well, I need you to get prepared for the card game tournament that good‘ol McGoodpersons is hosting next month.” Then his expression grew evil-ish. “That way I can kill the old fart and claim New Domino City as PSYCHIC LAND!!!”
“Psychic Land?” Akiza balked. “And how are you going to do that? McGoodperson‘s is just the Security Director, you would need to kill the-”
“I’M THE ONE IN CHARGE!!!” Sayer roared, leaping at her like some sort of idiot psychic lion!
“S-Sorry,” Akiza apologized.
“We should start training.” Divine said, reverting to his normal tone and grabbing his GOLDEN duel disk, “If we waited any longer or we suddenly got interrupted, you would be TOTALLY unprepared if you fought some guy who might get you to like him then you start really liking him but are too shy to tell him what you feel and fans do faith-shipping fics for you and whatnot. But what are the odds of [i]that[/i]?” He placed his hand on Akiza’s thigh.
“Divine-Sayer, sir! Please take your hand off of me!”
“Oh, sorry, force of habit.”
“It’s fine, but I have a-”
A random -Sigh- Chick lackey ran into the room. “Divine-Sayer-sama, you asked for me?”
“NO INTERUPTIONS!!!” Divine yelled, exploding the male lackey’s head with his psychic powers.
Suddenly a portal opened behind Akiza and sucked her inside then disappeared, leaving Divine-Sayer speechless. “Well… THAT was sudden…” he noted. Then he pressed a LARGE button on his desk. “Haley, send somebody with a big butt up to my office.”
“[i]Yes, Divine-Sayer,[/i]” replied Haley the Receptionist.

MEANWHILE, AT THE RICH PEOPLE HOUSING IN NEW DOMINO CITY AKA THE TOPS RESIDENCE AKA WHERE TWO MORE CHARACTERS LIVE...
“Let it rooooooorp!” said a lime-haired boy with an odd ponytail, spinning his battle top (hence the ‘Tops’ Residence) into a small arena in his (and his sister’s) apartment.
“I think it’s ‘rip’ Leo,” Luna corrected, being his sister with twin green pigtails..

Then Leo and Luna got sucked into a random portal.
“Wait! That’s all we geeeeeeeeeet?!”

MEANWHILE AT THE RANDOM DUEL STADIUM…
Jack Atlas, rich Duel King extraordinaire was riding his giant donut-shaped motorbike around a big track track, in the empty stadium with his theme song playing. “IT’S THE! I OF THE TIGAH IS THE WAY O THE LAND!” he sang. “IT’S THE! ONLY WAY O SURVIVIN!” As Jack made a sharp, beginner’s turn in the ring, running down numerous traffic cones in his way, he spotted a portal at the end of the track. Being Jack Atlas, and curious, he raced towards it at HIGH SPEED.

“Aha!” a mysterious man ‘aha!’ed, jumping from the stands onto the track! “Finally, I can continue my secretly evil plot… of JUSSSSSTISSSSSSEEEE…” As he was about to enter the portal, Jack Atlas dove from his white donut inside the portal, culminating with it closing behind him.
“WHEEEE!!”
“DAMMIT!” the mysterious man cursed. “Looks like I’ll just have to… trust in the me of the past… wait a minute, that doesn’t seem to add up…”

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLaGaOgXnec]Jaden and Yusei in…




[size=10]JADEN AND YUSEI’S BIG BOOGEY ADVENTURE![/url][/size]





SEVERAL! YEARS!! EARLIER!!!
“… And THAT is why you always use the pipe.” Chancellor Shepherd announced over the school PA system. “Anyways, since tonight is Japanese Halloween, located approximately 8 months after everyone else’s as you have to adjust for the time zones, and that means YOU SHOULD DRESS UP AND GO WILD!!”
“Woo,” went a few people.
“Also there will be candy at the Obelisk dorm, so come on down.”

“Y’hear that, guys?” Jaden asked his dormmates.
“Meh,” Syrus Sy-ed.
“Meh,” Mann McOldsmobile Sy-ed.
“M-m-m-MEH?! But it’s CANDY!! The children’s drug! You should be, like, goin’ crazy over it! IT’S CRACK FOR KIDS!!”
“I don’t like crack,” Mann McOldsmobile assured, “it tastes bad.”
“And besides, this episode’s placed in the timeline so that I can be here,” Koala Ko Ala said, rolling over in his bed.
“Oh, cool, yo. But anyways, can’t you all be more… in-spirit? Pun intended?”
“No way, man,” Syrus said.
“Huh?” Mann McOldsmobile asked.
“Not you. We really don’t care about that holiday. I mean, don’t WE have some good holidays in May?” Syrus recalled.
“Children’s Day!” Mann McOldsmobile called.
“Greenery Day!” Koala Ko Ala called.
“Constitution Day!” Mann McOldsmobile called.
“Heck, Italy has a May Day!” Koala Ko Ala called.
“And in America, do they have something called ‘Sweet Sixteen?’” guessed Mann McOldsmobile.
“…” Jaden looked around and took out a few random suits from a cabinet.
“Jay? What’re you doing…?”
“If Alexis can do it to me, I can do it to you, too!” Jaden decided, smiling vilely.
“Wait, wait… WHAT’RE YOU DOING?!”
“LET GO OF MEEEEEHH!!”
“THAT DOESN’T FEEL RIIIIIIGGHT!!”

So Jaden had become a soldier with the mighty Spanish-style hat of Saggi the Dark Clown, the red armor of the majestic Breaker the Magical Warrior, the awesome shoulder guards of the Celtic Guardian, and the irony arm of Gearfried the Iron Knight. “You look stupid,” his friends told him.
“Not as bad as you, dudes,” Jaden chuckled.
“THAT’S BECAUSE YOU FORCED US TO DRESS UP!!” Syrus screamed, wearing the fluffy Kuriboh-like body of a smiling Watapon in such a way that only his torso was covered up, much like a baby wearing a pumpkin costume.
“I look kinda cool, actually,” Mann McOldsmobile complimented, diggin’ the giant bowtie costume. Only his legs and face were sticking out, and the bowtie itself looked as if it would get in the way.
“Lucky you, you got to be Shapesnatch,” Koala Ko Ala groaned semi-sarcastically, wearing an adorable koala suit. “What kinda Duel Monster am I, anyways?”
“It didn’t have to be a Duel Monster, yo, it’s just Halloween.”
“Don’t we have something like that in O-Bon?”
“Nah, plus we celebrate it here too with cool costumes n’ stuff!” Jaden taught.
“If we celebrate it normally… THEN WHY ARE WE DOING THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF SPRING?!”
“Because it fit the timeline,” Koala Ko Ala said smugly.
“Oh yeah, you’re here. Good. Let’s get this over with.”

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-CmeUpQ2LA]They all stepped outside to see several Slifer Reds setting up an apple tank, made for bobbing. There was also a fat man in a blue mask and pants dancing on the side of the road dancing around, shaking his gut. “Yeah, we did it!” Barry the Beginner cheered. Two people clapped twice.[/url]
“Barry?” gasped Jaden. “What’s a yellow doing here?”
“Oh…” Barry the Beginner looked at his uniform. “…” It was still yellow. “… What’s up with your costume?”
“I don’t know, I really regret putting this together now. But I don’t know if ANYBODY CARES about bobbing for apples.”
“I love bobbing—”
“No you don’t, Mann. NOBODY does. And plus, what’s up with Crasher Wake!” He pointed to the fat man. “Why’d you bother hiring HIM? He’s not scary, just uncomfortable, yo.”
“He was already here when we came outside,” Barry the Beginner revealed.
“Uh, okay, but is that really all you have set up?” Syrus asked, overlooking the Crasher Wake issues at hand.
“Well, we also have a haunted woods.” There was a trail of slime on the ground, leading to three trees. A guy in a bed sheet peeked out.
“Boo,” he said, falling over.
“So what do you think? Masterful, eh?” Sadly Barry was forgotten, as everybody who mattered had walked off. “D’aw…”

The crew had walked off to the Ra Yellow dorms in search of cool stuff. “Hey cool stuff,” said Koala Ko Ala. It was Bastion staring angrily at Mann McOldsmobile with his gang.
“What’s the deal with you and your… COSTUME STEALING WILES?!” Bastion ordered. He pointed to his own bowtie. Then he pointed to Omega-Xis, who was wearing a bowtie on his snout, because it looked funny.
“Yeah!” Piggybank shouted! “You KNOW Bastion was Shapesnatch in the spirit day episode! Just because Bastion’s one of the only nerds to dress up tonight doesn’t mean you can steal HIS currently-used idea!!”
“Hey, that was a little venomous,” Baseball Bob mentioned.
“DON’T CALL BASTION A NERD!” Fluffy Fred shouted! “COSPLAY IS AMAZING!!” He was dressed in a life-sized Godzilla costume that began to collapse into itself. “Woah, woah, WOOOOOOAAAAAHHHH!!!” It was a disaster. Luckily, nobody cared.

“Aaaaanyways, what’s goin’ on here, bruthah man?” Jaden inquired inquisitively.
“Uh, I was just about to take the kids over to the Obelisk dorm to get some candy from them. It’s like children’s beer, except in crack form!” Bastion explained.
“I know, right?” Jaden agreed. “But, uh, why isn’t there anyone else out here from your dorm? Besides, y’know, Barry?”
“Oh, it’s just that everybody else decided to celebrate Halloween ON Halloween and said ‘who cares, darn it.’”
“Oh, well that sucks,” Mann McOldsmobile said. “Uh… let’s go to the Blue Dorm?”
“Okay!” Jaden agreed. “See ya, nerd!”
“Aw man,” Bastion cried as everybody else left him alone with his gang. “Why did you guys have to leave me with the boring ones?”
“Hey?” Baseball Bob sniffed. Bastion looked at him. Then he ran off to hang with the cool kids.

==========

And so, Jaden and Syrus and Koala Ko Ala and Mann McOldsmobile and Bastion were sitting in a bush and staring through the massive window of the Obelisk Blue central candy hall. “Hey, what’re we doing?” asked Omega-Xis, pushing his snout through the leafy barricade.
“Oh, we’re looking to see what they’re doing in there,” Syrus told. “See, look over there.” Inside of the dorm hall, there was a large group of people in expensive costumes. They were dancing to the beat of loud DJ Lance Rock and his turntables, randomly flashing strobe lights, and general poppin’ beats. And then something broke through the wall; a large dump truck had appeared!
“HERE WE GO Y’ALL!!” shouted DJ Lance Rock. “THE CANDEH IS IN DA HIZZZOUZE!!” The truck dumped its load and spread fancy, luxury candies all over the dance floor. As others simply continued to dance all over it and crush the wonderful confectionary brilliance, others leaped all over the place, forcing as much sugar into their systems as they could. “TOO MUCH CAND-D-TOO MUCH CANDY!!” DJ Lance Rock shouted.
“I GOT CANDY COBS!!” a guy shouted, holding up a huge collection of candy corn stuck to itself.
“I GOT A KAT KIT!!” a guy shouted, holding up a chocolate cat.
“I GOT ANOTHER SHALLOW PARODY!!” a guy shouted, holding up something else predictable.

“Yo’ we have GOT to get in there!” Jaden exclaimed.
“Well, why don’t we?” Bastion asked.
“Yeah!” Omega-Xis agreed.
“WAAAAGH!!” screamed the Slifers, startled by the newcomer! “OMEGA-XIS?!”
“Does anybody care about ME anymore?” Bastion groaned.
“Well, not really, but your hand is REALLY forgetful!” Koala Ko Ala stated.
“You’re one to talk, kid,” Omega-Xis spat. “Anyways, why can’t we get in there, guys?”
“Well, the only Slifer in there is getting beaten for candy,” Syrus analyzed, spotting some screaming boy getting smacked around from the ceiling, apparently wearing a label reading ‘PINIATA :P’, spraying candy everywhere with every smack. “And Chazz is in there hitting him because he USED to be an Obelisk, and he can cheat like that. Apparently.”
“Well, back door ho!” Jaden exclaimed, trekking down to the back door of the building.
“JADEN YOU STEREOTYPICAL MAIN CHARACTR WHO DON’T YOU EVER LISTEN BECAUSE THEY WILL BEAT YOU UP?!?!?!” Syrus exploded!
“BECAUSE I’M STUPIIIIIIIIIIID!” Jaden answered. Suddenly, as if it were funny, a purple portal appeared over Jaden and threw one Yusei and one Akiza at him. “Ow, how random!”

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TTM-70GmXY]As Jaden bit the dust, the two time-travelers bounced off of his face and landed on their feet. “Yo,” Yusei said.[/url]
“What’s up?” Akiza said. They both had a cool glare in their eyes.
“WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!” Koala Ko Ala screamed as his head exploded.
“…”
“…” The two people were too busy staring at each other to pay attention.
“STOP SHIPPING!!” Syrus cried! He paused to wipe off his now-foggy glasses.
“Why?” Yusei asked.
“There’s nothing going on!” Akiza denied. “It’s all that… that PHANTOM guy’s fault!”
“No, it’s definitely getting hotter in here,” Mann McOldsmobile said, raising his eyebrows.
“Why on earth are you dressed as a bowtie?”
“No comment, hon.”
“It’s because he’s a thief,” Bastion accused.
“It’s Halloween, and I’m a koala!” Koala Ko Ala answered, but no one cared.
“I’m a BUNCH of things!” answered Jaden.
“And I’m pitiful,” Syrus complained.
“Now what are YOU people?” Omega-Xis requested.
“I’m a Turbo Duelist from the Satellite District of New Domino City,” Yusei answered. “Also, cool blaster arm, kid.”
“Thanks,” Bastion thanked.
“I’m a psychic with extreme self-confidence issues,” Akiza explained.
Syrus spat out a full cup of water before tossing away his paper mug. “What’s that? A TURBO Duelist and a PSYCHIC? I’m a skeptic, so I think it’s funny!” Suddenly Yusei’s red helmet and Duel Runner fell from the sky. “Okay.”

Two minutes later, everybody had stepped into the Obelisk Blue dorm through the giant hole created by the candy truck. “So, what’s going on?” Akiza wondered. “Why aren’t there any… holoboomers?”
“What’s that?” Koala Ko Ala asked.
“You know, holoboomers? Or Jupiter slides? And why aren’t there ay ravers playing Gleep-Glob Ball?”
“Ah, you’re right, there should be some Gleep-Gloppers!” Yusei agreed! “What did that purple portal DO to us?”
“… Hmm…” Bastion pulled a magazine out from his pocket. He scanned an article reading ‘Gleep-Glop Ball: Wave of the Future?’ “Hmm… when did you live?”
“About… approximately 5/4/Random Future Year. Why?”
“Well then, my Duel Psychology tells me that you two… are from the future!” Bastion answered!
“That was actually pretty obvious,” Yusei and Akiza said.
“Well, then… let’s screw around and have fun until we decide that it’s time to fix everything back to normal!” Koala Ko Ala announced!
“No way!” Syrus disagreed! “That’s stupid! Everything’ll be ruined! You’re ASKING for trouble.”
“Yeah, I know.”
“We’re just trying to speed up the inevitable,” Omega-Xis added.
“Oh, I see. Well, go ahead. I’ll just walk around randomly.”
“Let’s!” The group dispersed randomly.

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rovbGfTYwE&feature=related]So, we will now chronicle Akiza and the beginning of her Halloween adventure.[/url] She sat at a children’s bar in the room and grabbed a frothy mug of water. “Hm, well I am thirsty,” she decided, pushing all the froth away onto the floor.
“No, don’t do that!” disagreed a random idiot.
“And why is that?” Akiza asked. “I hate water froth!”
“You’re dead-wrong!” disagreed the stranger, brushing some of her grey hair away from her face. “Nancy Wut says so! And Nancy Wut is me!”
“You can’t tell me that I don’t not like water froth!” Akiza disagreed.
“Yes I is!” Nancy Wut said, splashing the water all over the floor!
“I was going to DRINK that!” Akiza growled standing up.
“What’s wrong, little girl?” Nancy Wut toyed with her. “Lil’ baby needs her wa-wa?”
“HUMANS NEED WATER TO LIVE, YOU BIGOT!” Akiza shouted!
“Only the STUPID ones do!”
“Hmph, then you need more water than anyone.”

Something snapped within Nancy Wut at that moment. She pulled a long, white glove out from her back pocket and slapped it across Akiza’s face! “I CHALLENGE YOU, MADAM, TO A DUEL!” she shouted!
“Wh-what?” Akiza gasped, rubbing her struck cheek.
“Defend your honor, ma’am!” Nancy Wut commanded, pulling out her Duel Disk from who-knows-where.
“Okay. The duel will be rapier-fighting to the death.”
“… Eeeeeeh?” Nancy Wut asked, dropping her Duel Disk onto the wet floor, causing it to explode.
“Come now,” Akiza urged, “I haven’t got all night.” She pulled an entire rapier blade out from who-knows-where.
“B-b-b-b-but in a Duel you use—”
“No, the Duelist’s Code states that the Duelee, the one challenged, gets to choose the type of Duel the Duelists Duel!” Akiza stated. “Come now, have at you! I will allow you to bring two allies with you.”
“Okay,” Alexis and Angry McArgue accepted, appearing from who-knows-where. Akiza tossed three rapiers at the trio.
“I haven’t used a rapier in ages,” Alexis recalled, feeling nostalgic.
“When?” Angry McArgue asked.
“Oh, when I was—”
“TATATATATATATATATATA!!” Akiza roared, stabbing Alexis dozens of times with her blunt-tipped instrument within the space of a few seconds. The blonde girl was blasted right out through the roof of the building. She then spun around and began cutting downward with her sword, only barely being blocked by her adversaries. She then reared back and put out one tremendous stab, pushing Nancy Wut through the counter she’d just been sitting at. As the dust settled, Akiza took the opportunity to strike an awesome pose.
“… When did I get roped into this mess?” Angry McArgue groaned. Something popped out from some counter rubble. It was Nancy Wut, still rarin’ and ready to go!
“Heck, don’t count me out just yet!” she chuckled as she wiped some dust out from her hair. The other Obelisk Blues in the area began to clap for her.

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jznc645X8Nc]“Woah, she’s got an audience!” Jaden gaped, as he sat on his butt and picked candy off of the dance floor with Yusei and Bastion.[/url]
“Indeed,” Bastion said, shoving some chocolate into Omega-Xis’ mouth.
“Indeed,” Yusei agreed.
“Hey, I just said that!”
“Y’know, I feel like grabbin’ some spotlight fer’ myself, yo,” Jaden decided, being the attention whore he is at heart.
“Does anybody still know I’m here?” asked Bastion.
“Duel me, bro!”
“I’m not your bro, yo,” Yusei said.
“Yo, only I say yo, yo!” Jaden told.
“Hey, does anybody hear me?” Omega-Xis demanded.
“Well okay then, kid, hold your horses.”
“What can I do to make you wanna duel me, weird-hair-boy?” Jaden asked.
“What did you call me?”
“Your hair… it’s like you had some kinda normal hair goin; for ya’, but then somebody strapped some dynamite to the back and it went ‘BOOM’.” Yusei grabbed Jaden by the face and burst through the front door with the kid.
“… Let’s go home,” Bastion decided, feeling depressed.
“Hey, at least the READERS noticed you there,” Koala Ko Ala said, following him.

Yusei and Jaden crashed onto the ground outside of the Obelisk compound, where Jaden fell flat on his face as Yusei skidded to a cool stop. “Damn, am I the guy who gets beat up all the time today?” Jaden guessed.
“Maybe, but it serves you right for stomping on my pride like that!” Yusei accused. He pulled out his Duel Disk from his back pocket, which took the shape of a black cube, that then began expanding and transforming into a fully-fledged Duel Disk.
“Dang, the future’s cool!” Jaden said. “All WE have is dehydrated Duel Disk tablets.” He pulled out one of those, spat on it, and watched it grow. “Ha, I used THAT one in episode six, I think.”
“I don’t care!” Yusei countered. “I’m from the future! It’s all just some stupid pop-culture reference and crap!”
“I see. Well, let’s throw down,” Jaden accepted, hoping that an audience would soon follow. “Get yo’ game on, boyo!”
“BOO,” someone said.
“Wait, shouldn’t we cut to another character first before dueling?” Yusei thought, seeing as it would be only fair.
“Well, ‘kay kiddo, it’s your Duel. And mine. But that’s not the point. I should shut up so this can get interesting again.”

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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfNpLsp1XSk]And so it did, as Jack Atlas leaped through a portal into the infamous woods of Duel Academy.[/url] He landed on his head, but it was okay, there was nothing in there of any consequence. He quickly stood up and observed his surroundings. “Whaaaaaa-t is this place?” Jack observed, “my ‘Da King Dueling Senses’ senses a large amount of dueling energy whatever this place is, that I am currently at.” Jack ‘Da King’ Atlas began to run blindly through the forest following his superhuman(?) senses, equipping his startlingly white Duel Disk to his arm. “I must find the most powerful duelist here and beat them so I can become ‘DA KING’ of this place too!” But he suddenly stopped and sniffed the air. “I smell… I smell a dork!” He followed the stench until he spotted a shadow in the forest…

“A-HA!” Jack ‘a-ha’ed! He tackled the stranger to the ground and pinned them there. “Gotcha Mr. Number-One-Duelist-of-this-place! Now prepare to feel the wrath of my KINGNEEEEEEEEEEESS!”
“YOUR DUEL DISK IS DIGGING INTO MY APPENDIX!!” the Syrus yelled, sobbing! “WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN EVERYTIME I GET LOST?!”
“Oh. Sorry.” Jack moved the Duel Disk so it would stop causing further internal bleeding.
“What the heck is your problem?!” Syrus cried, wiping away his tears. “I‘m not the number-one duelist!”
“You’re not?” Jack asked, “Er, of course not! I knew that! Because I, Jack ‘DA KING’ Atlas, is never wrong! I am the king!”
“The number one duelist on this island is Zane Truesdale, my brother, blood type A, 18 years old.” Syrus admitted stupidly, “AND I could take you to him if you‘d get off me and leave me alone. Forever.”
“Okay.” Jack agreed, getting off Syrus and brushing some dirt off of his clean coat. The duo began walking out of the forest in a random direction.
“Y‘know, if I was I girl, I would‘ve called you a girl-molesting rapist.”
“You mean you’re not a girl?!”

Elsewhere, Jamey Simmons rolled out of his portal onto the edge of the island’s docks. While looking at his surroundings he noted, “I don‘t think we‘re in Satellite anymore, Jesstin…” Then Jamey noticed two things: First,o Jesstin was nowhere to be seen, and neither was his right arm.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”

Inside the Obelisk Blue Dorm, Crowler was hunched over its desk writing in its diary titled ‘[i]The Dreams of a True Woman[/i]’. “Well, this sure beats standing around downstairs, drinking bubbly water as children slip around the dance floor on candy!” it chuckled, adding some finishing touches to a page. It, along with every other page in the book, had the words ‘[b][i]JADEN YUKI MUST DIE[/b][/i]’ and ‘[i][b]NEVER FORGET[/i][/b]’ repeated a disturbing number of times.
“[i]YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!![/i]” screamed an ear-piercing individual.
“Heh heh heh, sounds like another low-ranked fool just got an eye-full of that Crasher Wake fellow, heh heh,” it laughed, putting down its pen. “That’s enough writing for today, I presume…”

There was a large thump outside of Crowler’s door in the hallway. “Huh? What could that be at this hour? Don’t tell me… THEY HAVE BEER AND SOME DRUNKEN IDIOT JUST FELL OUT BY MY OFFICE?!” Crowler raced to the door.
Meanwhile, right outside, Jesstin Beaver looked at the severed arm it held. “Jamey’ll need it more than me,” it decided, tossing it back into what was left of the portal before it disappeared.

“Oh hey!” Jamey Simmons realized, catching his arm as it flew at him. He screwed it back onto his shoulder. Unfortunately, it was upside down.

Scooting back to Crowler’s side of the story, Crowler prowled at the side of its door. [i]What was that sound I just heard?[/i] it worried. [i]Maybe… somebody brought alcohol to the party, and a drunk fool just fell out in front of my door! I must research this strange phenomena…[/i] It pushed the door open, where it spotted Jesstin Beaver standing and looking straight at it. [i]Who… is this?[/i] Crowler pondered. [i]Is this… me from the past?[/i]
[i]Is this… a mirror into my future in the past?[/i] Jesstin Beaver thought. Slowly, they both lifted one arm in perfect synch.
“MEEP!” they cried, ducking behind the wall. They both heaved deeply, as if their hearts were to leap out! They slowly peered out at each other and then retreated at the sight of the other. Then they both stepped out at the same time and growled at their respective copy. “……….” They picked up a top hat and cane and began to dance the same dance.

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Yusei Fudo and Jaden Yuki had already begun to duel each other, where Jaden had his Flame Wingman out already with one Trap card on standby. Yusei himself had only one card on his field, though there was a Quillbolt Hedgehog in his Graveyard. (Yusei Fudo: 3200 Life Points, Jaden Yuki: 4000 Life Points) “Eh, I was hopin’ somebody else’d be around to see us duel so they could give me a hi-five, or a thumbs-up, or whatev’s,” Jaden sighed sadly.
“I don’t care,” Yusei said, uncaringly.
“GASP!!” Jaden gasped! “Oh well, it’s your turn now.”
“No it’s not,” Yusei called, “because I activate the Trap card Reinforce Truth on your End Phase!” His last card flipped face-up, showing a warrior guy being engulfed in red energy of truthiness. “Now I can Special Summon one Level Two or lower Warrior monster from my deck onto the field! I’ll take my Fortress Warrior and play him!” A four-legged guy made of stone appeared, holding a large circle, made of stone as much as he was. (Fortress Warrior: 600 Attack Points, Two Stars)

“Well okay then, take your turn,” Jaden allowed.
“I’ll do that,” Yusei accepted, drawing a card. He glanced at it, then picked out a different card in his hand. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1VnlVXtmg8]“I summon Junk Synchron in order to Special Summon the Quillbolt Hedgehog you killed last turn, in Defense Mode!”[/url] As an orange robot train conductor appeared on the field, he furiously began putting scraps of metal together into the shape of a hedgehog. It fell apart slightly. (Junk Synchron: 1300 Attack Points, 3 Stars, Tuner; Quillbolt Hedgehog: 800 Attack Points, 800 Defense Points) Level 2)
“What’s all this about a Tuner?” Jaden asked.
“I’ll show you! I Tune my Level Two Quillbolt Hedgehog to my Level Three Junk Synchron in order to perform a Synchro Summon!!” The hedgehog thing fell apart into two green stars, which in turn became two green technological rings! The conductor bot leaped and flew through them, and they bonded into it! It became enshrouded in light and grew into a tall, scarfed, purple robot warrior! “Junk Warrior, I summon thee!” (Junk Warrior: 5 Stars, 2300 -> 2900 Attack Points, Synchro)
“Uuuuuh… what’s a Synchro?” Jaden asked. Yusei gave him the ‘You’re an idiot’ look.

“My monster gains the Attack Power of all Level Two or lower monsters I control when it’s summoned!”
“Okay, answer my question, yo.”
“Junk Warrior, use Junky Punch!” Junk Warrior zoomed up to Flame Wingman and gave it a deadly uppercut, sending junk into his very soul! He blew up. (Jaden: 4000 -> 3200 Life Points) “Now, attack him directly, Fortress Warrior!” The stone guy lifted up his stone circle and tossed it at Jaden!
“No way Joes, because I’m usin’ Hero Signal!” His trap exploded into a big ‘H’!
“Oh crap!” Yusei gulped!
“Now since you beat up one ‘o my Heroes this turn, I can call out another one and let’m cruise out onto the field!” The H fell apart and Clayman burst through it, punching the stone circle away. The Fortress Warrior jumped up and caught it like a Frisbee. “Now what’s up, Chuck?” Jaden asked.
“Once per turn, my Fortress Warrior can’t be destroyed by battle, and I can never take damage from battles with it,” Yusei revealed. “I think I’ll play one face-down and call it a turn.” He played a face-down.

“Good, yo!” Jaden threw down some Monster card action. “I’ll summon Elemental Hero Sparkman and equip’m with Sparkman’s Gun!” Sparkman appeared in play via electrical burst, and then shot Junk Warrior with his awesome pistol. He fell and grabbed his stomach in pain. (Junk Warrior: 1300 Defense Points)
“Did they even really ALLOW guns like that in this time period?” Yusei balked.
“They did now!” Jaden answered. “Next I’m playin’ a second Polymerization to fuse Elemental Hero Necroshade from my hand with Sparkman!” Necroshade appeared from behind the hero of light and grabbed him, bonding to his flesh and suit as a pair of wings and black/red decals. (Elemental Hero Darkbright: 2000 Attack Points)

[i]“ELEMENTAL HERO DARKBRIGHT,”[/i] explained a robotic feminine voice. [i]THIS FUSION MONSTER CAN ONLY BE SUMMONED WHEN YOU ACTIVATE POLYMERIZATION ON THE MONSTERS ELEMENTAL HERO SPARKMAN AND ELEMENTAL HERO NECROSHADE. WHEN THIS MONSTER ATTACKS A DEFENSE POSITION MONSTER, YOU INFLICT DAMAGE TO YOUR OPPONENT’S LIFE POINTS EUQAL TO THE DIFFERENCE. THEN, AFTER IT ATTACKS, IT IS SHIFTED INTO DEFENSE MODE. IN ADDITION, WHEN IT IS DESTROYED, THE OWNER MAY DESTROY ONE OPPOSING MONSTER.”[/i]
“Uuuuuuh, what was…”
“Ignore it,” Yusei said. “It happens.”
“Okay then! Darkbright attacks your Junk Warrior! Use Shady Lamp!” Darkbright took out a desk lamp and screwed in a black light bulb. Then he turned it on, shooting a ray of black light at Junk Warrior’s face! He couldn’t see, so the next best thing to do was explode. (Yusei: 2500 Life Points) Darkbright then fell over, because he looked too closely at the darkness and burned his eyes. (Darkbright: 1000 Defense Points) Clayman patted his shoulder and offered some Visine.
“I think that qualifies as a turn in my book, y’all!” Jaden decided.

“Good, because I’m ready to change the definition of the word!” Yusei trash-talked!
“What?”
“I… I don’t know what I just said,” Yusei decided, waving it away. “All I know is that I’m playing my Trap card, Descending Lost Star to bring my Junk Warrior back to life!” His Trap card disappeared and restored his Synchro Monster to its original state. (Junk Warrior: 1300 Defense Points) “Next I’ll summon my Nitro Synchron!” A small, ugly-faced fire extinguisher appeared. (Nitro Synchron: Level Two, Tuner) “Next I’ll Tune HIM to my Warrior in order to summon my Level Seven Nitro Warrior and draw one card!” The fire extinguisher flew at Junk Warrior’s head, causing much cranial distress. THEN tHEY COMBINED!! They were a green, bull-horned creature, covered in steam and green pouches of some fluid.
“MWEH HEH HEH,” it laughed dreadfully. (Nitro Warrior: 2800 Attack Points)

“Next I’ll be activating One for One, allowing me to discard one monster from my hand to the Graveyard and Special Summon a Level One monster from my hand!” By throwing away a pesky Lolwut, Yusei summoned a green guy with a racecar for a chest. (Turbo Synchron: Level One, Tuner) “After that, I’ll Special Summon the Quillbolt Hedgehog back from my Graveyard and Tune my Turbo Synchron with it and my Fortress Warrior!” The three monsters combined into a red truck-man with a large, bulbous head. (Turbo Warrior: 2500 Attack Points)
“Now you’re just being cheap,” Jaden said.
“Yes, I am!” Yusei agreed! “Especially because I can add one-thousand Attack Points to my Nitro Warrior during a turn I played a Spell Card, like One for One!”
“Aw snapsky, that ain’t cool, Sly!” Jaden gulped.
“BOO,” someone said.
“It sure is for me, and what’s even cooler is that when Nitro Warrior destroys a monster, he can switch one of your Defense Position monsters into Attack Position and attack again! Go, Nitro Buster!” (Nitro Warrior: 2800 -> 3800 Attack Points) The green monster began spewing smoke from its mouth and eyes like a steamboat gone wild!
“TOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!” it screamed! Then it charged straight at Darkbright and threw it straight upward with its horns, opened wide, and spat fire at the Hero monster! He was roasted immediately into ashes.
“Don’t forget kid that when Darkbright’s destroyed, he takes one of YOUR monsters with’m!” Jaden reminded as his Clayman stood up for no reason. (Clayman: 800 Attack Points)
“Don’t even think about destroying my Turbo Warrior, because he can’t be affected by the abilities of Level Six or lower monsters!” Yusei ordered.
“Well cool, ‘cause I’m targetin’ your Nitro-Jerk!” Jaden chose. Darkbright’s lucky lamp of destiny fell down and smashed itself against Nitro Warrior’s skull! He exploded in a green mess of danger.
“Well fine, ‘cause I’m ATTACKIN’ your CLAY-Jerk!” Yusei retorted! His red car guy jumped at Clayman and smashed his head-blob upon the Hero! (Jaden: 2200 Life Points) “Now it’s YOUR turn,” Yusei said. “Can YOU do better this time?”
“Oh yeah,” Jaden challenged, drawing everybody’s favorite Bladedge.

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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8OPPXMYxQc]Tuff McBuffins himself came out at the base of the island’s volcano.[/url] He landed crouched on one knee, then looked up as the purple teleportation portal faded out of existence. “Hmm, so this is it?” Tuff McBuffins thought, looking around. “Where’s this evil man I’m ‘sposed to find? Drac McBuffins?” Then Dr. Card ran by and bumped into him, sending random papers everywhere. “Ow, man, what’re you doing? Didn’t you see me leap out of a portal into this odd past-zone?”
“Oh, right on schedule,” Dr. Card muttered to himself. A shotgun poked his cheek.
“ARE YOU BY ANY CHANCE DRAC MCBUFFINS?” Tuff McBuffins asked politely.
“Uh, no, I’m not,” Dr. Card said, “but I know who is.”
“YOU DO?!” Tuff McBiffuns gasped with elation! “Tell me where he is so that I can kill him and reclaim the trust of my family!”
“He looks like this,” Dr. Card stated, showing Tuff McBuffins a photo of Atticus, smiling at the camera and holding his hand in a salute-mode. “I think he’s over there, in that building somewhere,” he guessed, scratching his head and pointing to the Obelisk Blue dorm building.
“GREAT!!” Tuff McBuffins shouted! His eyes flashed and he took one huge leap, rocketing toward the building!

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!” screamed Alexis, falling on Dr. Card and knocking him to the ground. “Ugh… that girl’s got another thing coming if she thinks that’s getting rid of me!” Alexis stuck her rapier into the dirt and pole-vaulted with it back toward her soul-sisters to help combat the red-haired menace!

Atticus meanwhile was sitting in his room, sipping on some tea like an aristocrat. “Ah, it sure is nice, sitting around on Japanese Halloween sipping tea,” he said. “Now if only I had some girls…”
“BWAAAAAAAGH!!” shouted Tuff McBuffins as his head appeared from Atticus’ tea cup!
“[b]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!![/b]” Atticus shrieked, tossing his cup to the curb! From the ashes of the porcelain mug rose Tuff McBuffins, wielding two pistols.
“Are you the man who killed my family?” he asked. His eyes were red for dramatic reasons.
“No, man, I’m just a—”

Tuff McBuffins jumped at Atticus and landed with his knee on the guy’s neck. “Listen here buckaroo, I came here to kill the man who killed my family. And you look like him. And I’m about to ask you a question, and I wanna hear ‘yes’. Now are you Drac McBuffins?”
“No.”
Tuff McBuffins threw away his two pistols and pulled out two shotguns. “WRONG ANSWER!!”

Two seconds later, Atticus was running away from the building screaming, being chased by no less than twenty-five heat-seeking missiles, twelve grenades, a mechanical boomerang, a fat man in combat fatigues with a rifle and a machete, and twelve wolverines on flying jetskis.

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MEANWHILE AT THE BAR…
Mann McOldsmobile was sitting around at the Obelisk Blue children’s bar, drinking some frothy water as he watched Akiza effortlessly destroy the Alexis trio in a rapier match. His left arm had ripped through his bow tie visage in order to grip the handle of his mug. “Ah, I tell you, future-man, they don’t make women like they will in the future,” Mann McOldsmobile sighed.
“I’ll drink to that, bro,” Ratchet Nickles praised, clinking his mug with Mann McOldsmobile’s.
“Drinking fight?” Mann McOldsmobile proposed. Ratchet Nickles pulled out an entire barrel of water.
“What took y’so long to ask?” he asked. Thus, they became preoccupied with drinking water. Gosh I wish I didn’t have to write for so many characters.

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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcrTO09bPH4]MEANWHILE WITH SYRUS AND JACK…[/url]

They walked along the pier toward the legendarily regular lighthouse of the island, which never mattered before and never will. “Th-there he is!” Syrus identified, adjusting his specs! “There’s my bro!”
“Whaaaaaa-t is this place?” Jack asked.
“This is where ZANE is. The NUMBER ONE DUELIST. At DUEL ACADEMY ISLAND. HERE. At THIS place… AT THIS LOCATION.” Syrus repeated.
“Why are you talking funny?”
“Why are YOU a molester?”
“Why is YOUR mother-”
“HEY.” Zane, wearing a highly detailed and awesome Cyber Dragon suit, interrupted them and rolled toward them.
“So you’re the el furte around these parts?” Jack questioned, looking at the Cyber Dragon Zane quizzically. “Well then, Cyber Dragon, I, ‘DA KING’, Jack ‘DA KING’ Atlas, challenge you to a game of… CHECKERS.”
“My name is Zane.”
“Okay, Zane the Dragon. LET‘S! CHECK! ERS!” Jack slammed a small table with a checker board on it onto the concrete and placed all of the game pieces in their respective positions in the blink of an eye.
“Wrong game,” Syrus moaned.

“NO, THIS IS JUST RIGHT!!” Jack yelled! Zane wriggled up to the side of the black pieces. “Heh, the RED pieces are the BEST ones! You have no hope of winning now, fool!” He lifted one red piece up high above his head. Then… he placed it one square ahead and one square to the left of its original position. “Your move.”
“…” Zane nudged a black piece forward with his nose and fell over, pushing the table and shifting all of the pieces around. Some fell into the ocean.
“The pieces!” Syrus cried!
“LEAVE THEM!” Jack commanded! He touched one of his red pieces and… pushed it forward. “I AM THE KING!!”
“Not yet, you need to push the piece all the way to the end,” Syrus explained. Jack picked up his piece again and placed it atop one of Zane’s black pieces.
“I AM THE KING!!” Zane stared at him and spat a red piece onto Jack’s new king.
“Grrrr… THAT’S CHEATING!!” Syrus exploded, flipping the table away and out of sight. “… Sorry…”

Zane and Jack began to beat up the poor boy.

BACK TO THE REGULAR PLOT…
Two monsters exploded. Jaden and Yusei were assaulted with dust particles of death. “UUUUUGH!!” Jaden cried.
“GRRRRRRRGH!!” Yusei cried. (Jaden and Yusei: 0 Life Points, Game Over)
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIKRn1dbT28 ]“Wow, that was amazing!” Jaden complimented.[/url]
“Yeah, I haven’t EVER had a duel like that one!” Yusei agreed.
“Let’s go back inside and get all buddy-buddy with each other, yo!”
“Why don’t we?” The new duo strutted back into the Obelisk Blue dorm, to see it completely destroyed on the inside. Akiza was shaking hands with Nancy Wut, Angry McArgue and Alexis, and all three were obviously tired. Mann McOldsmobile was sitting on one of two non-destroyed barstools with Ratchet Nickles, drinking vast quantities of water. “Hey guys, we just dueled over a hair comment and became the best of friends!”
“And WE’VE just formed an uneasy alliance after a sword battle to the death!” Angry McArgue stated.
“And we’re drunk off the ambience!” Mann McOldsmobile and Ratchet Nickles laughed, falling to the floor, drenching themselves in water.
“Coolio!” Jaden announced.
“BOO,” someone said.
“We should all end the first half of this story in a very anti-climactic way, y’all! Let’s go down t’MY place!”
“Okay,” the cast agreed, and they all walked down toward the Slifer Red dorm.

And yet… something was happening in the polar ice caps… somebody was thawing an ancient evil out of its icy prison! “EEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEE…” it laughed.
“EEE-HEE HEE HEE HEE!” laughed its savior.
“EEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-[b]HEE!![/b]” they laughed. It was terrifying…

Meanwhile Bastion walked back to his other gang members. “Hey guys, what’s going on?” he asked.
“This,” they said, pointing to Luna.
“I don’t have a side-story,” the poor girl said.

“Me neither,” Leo said as well, standing around Chazz, Billy Hills and Deep-Voiced Dobbson.
“Huh, what, huh?”

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGx14rfg9kA&feature=related]SOME! TIME!! LATER!!![/url]
Leo was walking around Chazz wearing a children’s childish black cat costume, with complimentary painted-on whiskers and nose. “Oh man, this is awesome!” he cheered! “I had no idea that YOU were a BOSS of two people and a dorm!”
“Che, yeah,” Chazz sighed, rubbing his nose with pride, “I sure as heck am!”
“I reckon he’s the coolest!” Billy Hills agreed!
“Huh huh!” Deep-Voice Dobbson assured.
“My gosh! Finally I can talk with some COOL people! From the PAST!! SUH-WEET! Boy I sure wonder where my sister is anyways though.” Leo noted.
[i]Man, it feels so great to have people look up to you,[/i] Chazz thought. [i]Maybe when I get older I’ll go into showbiz… or maybe even a superhero live-action television show! Then, the world’s children will be at my beck and call…[/i] “Wait, what happened to the dorm?” Chazz suddenly realized, as he and the others were standing in the wreckage of the Obelisk Blue dormitories. DJ Lance Rock was still manning the turntables, quite pathetically if I may add.
“T… too much candy…” he sighed. “Darn rapier battles…” As he pouted, Crowler and Jesstin Beaver were doing a miming routine against each other’s palms, in order to find out which one was the real one. But remember: no matter who wins, they all lose...

AS! THAT!! HAPPENED!!!
Syrus was trail-blazing the dark, dangerous, child predator-filled woods by himself, still dressed up in his absolutely humiliating, ‘please-bully-me-right-now’ costume. “Aw man, how did I even get into the forest at the start of this thing anyways?” he questioned. “Oh right, I said I’d walk around randomly. Dang it, I’m stupid again. Why am I stupid again?” He sniffed the air. “Wait… smoke? At this hour?” Something appeared behind him. The puffy boy whirled around and was face-to-face with Jamey Simmons, knee socks and all, smoking a cigar and wearing aviator shades, holding a revolver to Syrus’ head.
“Hey boi, you’re Syrus Truesdale?” he asked him.
“WH-WH-WH-WHO ARE YOU, WEARING SHADES AND KNEE SOCKS IN THE DARK, SMOKING A CIGAR IN A FOREST, HOLDING A REVOLVER TO A LOST KID?!?!?!” Syrus whimpered loudly, beginning to tear up. “And yes, I’m Syrus Truesdale, a boy who got lost due to a bad mistake.”
[i]It IS him![/i] Jamey Simmons celebrated! “AKOFFAHEECKABLECK!!” he spat, choking on his own cigar. He vomited it onto the ground. “I’ve come here to duel you… with pistols.”
“Oh come on now, first I get beat up by some ‘I AM DA KING’ weirdo, and now THIS?! I think… I think I’m gonna cry for reals…” Jamey Simmons tossed a gun at Syrus. It bounced off of his face. “Ow!”
“Come, you get the first shot.”
“But what if I KILL you or something?!”
“In a battle of skills, it’s only natural for the loser’s life to be forfeit,” Jamey Simmons poetically declared, holding two guns outward. “Have at ‘ya!”
“Uuuuuuuuhhh…” Syrus closed his eyes and fired three times. The first time he nicked a tree. The second time he obliterated a birdhouse. The third time he destroyed an airplane several miles away. “Um… um… draw?” he suggested.
“RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!” Jamey Simmons roared, shooting several times at the blue-haired loser!
“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAHAHAAAAAA!!” As Syrus fled, bullets continued to strike near his heels but never connected. [i]Come at me with your full strength,[/i] wished Jamey Simmons, [i]FATHER!![/i]

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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLa8-tG2uBY&feature=related]MEANWHILE AT DR. CARD’S PLACE…[/url]

The hunchbacked assistant was sitting dully on a pink towel in the dark, stony cave. “HUNCHY!” Dr. Card called.
“Yes Dr. Card?” the guy replied.
“Can you tell me how rabid this badger is?” Dr. Card tossed a rabid badger at Hunchy.
“NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!” it roared, biting him uncontrollably.
“Kinda rabid,” Hunchy explained, throwing it into a random cage.
“Oh, thanks Hunchy,” Dr. Card thanked. He walked away, scratching his head. “Why did I do that, again?”
“Oh ho, but one day,” Hunchy muttered to himself, standing up on his ultra-stubbystubbster legs, “ONE DAY, you will be the one to ask ME for MY opinions! Muhuhahaha…”
“WHO SAID YOU COULD TALK TO YOURSELF, HUNCHY?!”
“N-No one, master...” Hunchy recoiled.
“THEN PIPE DOWN!” Hunchy complied, sitting down again with his vacant look. But he remembered…

[i]DATE: 30 or 40 B.D.5. (Before the Dawn of 5D’s)
LOCATION: Polar Ice Caps, Canada
TIME: 1234 hours

Lazar, the freaky clown man of the future and the past of the story which causes much confusion for us all stood right near a barbershop pole in two feet of snow and ice, wearing a cool black trench coat and fedora hat. Then another figure approached him. “Who… who ARE you?” he asked. It was ANOTHER LAZAR, but dressed normally. “I…” trench coat Lazar said, removing his hands from his pockets, and pointing them at the other Lazar, “am you. HEE HEE HEE~!”
“B-But, how?! HEE HEE HEE~?!” Lazar of the past asked. “I’m actually *NAME AND ADRESS WITHHELD*, who just wanted to stop the story from straying from my original concepts! I HATE Yu-Gi-Oh! GX! The Fan Fic!”
“I… really… don’t… know… what… you… MEAN… HEE HEE HEE~…” trench coat Lazar pondered. “But I’ll just absorb you now to become even more POWERFUL!” So trench coat Lazar opens his trench coat and absorbs himself.
“NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH WHAT A WORLD!!” screamed *NAME AND ADRESS WITHELD*.

“Mmmm. I taste like clown. HEE HEE HEE~!” Lazar said with a sinister grin, snapping his fingers to open a portal that goes to Duel Academy Island! “Okay, so I‘ve absorbed myself, check! Now, to phase four: DESTROY THE HILLS AND DOBBSON.”

He remembered that faithful day in which he was sent flying by Billy Hills and Deep-Voice Dobbson, just because he tried to kill everyone. That’s not right! That biting snowy air had ruined his vocal chords, so he couldn’t horrify people into submission with his bare laugh anymore! It wasn’t fair! But he digressed. He took off his fedora hat, somehow ushering in a new Lazar clone. “Yes, me?” he asked.
“You, wait for the future,” Lazar ordered.
“The future?” Lazar asked. The coat-wearing edition flipped into the purple time vortex.
“Yes, THE FUTUUUUURE!! HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!”[/i]

Back in GX time, Hunchy smiled an unsettling toothy grin. [i]You kids will be wishing you’d used the pipe,[/i] he warned mentally.
“HUNCHY, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP THINKING AND SMILING!” Dr. Card yelled. “GOSH, FIRST YOU SHOW UP AND START WORKING FOR ME FOR NO REASON, AND THEN YOU BEGIN TO [b]DO[/b] STUFF? THAT’S OUT!!” And then Hunchy got angry.

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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yilokJERZRE]Yusei and Akiza stood in the forest, alone. They looked longingly into each other’s eyes. Yusei looked at Akiza. Akiza looked at Yusei. And then… they looked at each other. “This is stupid,” Jaden blabbed.[/url]
“Yeah, where’s the fireworks of youth?” Nancy Wut complained.
“Sh-shut up! It’s not like we’re really doing all that stuff! It’s just for [u]that[/u] weird Phantom-Kid!” Yusei denied adamantly.
“Yes, there’s nothing romantic going on as of yet!” Akiza agreed.
“Speaking of un-romantic…” Nancy Wut trailed off.
“… What are you about to say?” Angry McArgue asked. “Come on, you don’t just start something like that and not say anything else!”
“Exactly… why don’t I get to do much in this episode?” Alexis realized, feeling under-used in respect to her two best friends.
“… THERE we go!” Nancy Wut exclaimed, relieved.

“BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!” Syrus shouted, flying through the bushes and avoiding three bullets in mid-air. Jamey Simmons charged out, smoking a cigarette now.
“Come on KOFF KOFF show me ya moves, man!” Jamey Simmons yelled.
“J-Jamey?!” Yusei shouted! “What’re YOU doing here?”
“What do you mean?” Jamey Simmons asked, accidentally swallowing his cigarette. “I got sucked in here with the rest of the Bum Chum Gang, presumably! We were in the sewers while you were out!”
“Tee hee bum chum” Nancy Wut commented.
“Well some portal absorbed me on my bike and took me here!” Yusei explained. “And Ratchet is drunk!” He pointed to Ratchet Nickles and Mann McOldsmobile, lying in the grass, covered in water. “And I met this chick from the weird special episode!”
“Don’t call me a chick,” Akiza demanded, uncomfortable. “That’s uncouth.”
“Uncouth…? Whatever, anyways, we have friends in here!”
“And J-dawg!” Jaden insisted.
“Yeah him too.”
“… And Nan?” Nancy Wut sniffed.
“No,” Yusei said in a matter-of-fact way.
“Mmm…” Nancy Wut curled up into a sad ball of sadness.
“[b]BUT THAT GUY TRIED TO KILL ME!![/b]” Syrus screeched, pointing to the six bullet holes in his hair. “It’ll take HOURS to style that back!”

“Who cares,” Alexis said, blind to the boy’s plight, “because I… hear something…” There was a true rustling in the bushes. And then… SOMETHING JUMPED OUT!!
“[b]TRICK OR TREAT!! EHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHOHOHOHO!!![/b]” It was a zombie with a duel disk on its arm!
“Eeeeek deadthing!!” Angry McArgue and Jaden squealed!
“BOOM,” Jamey Simmons said, shooting it through the head, “HEAD SHOT.” The zombie’s head exploded, and allowed its body to evaporate into darkness.
“That was kinda cool,” Akiza said, picking up Syrus, “but now we need to learn what’s going on.
“[b]TRICK OR TREAAAAAT!![/b]” screamed some extra zombies, leaping out from nowhere!
“We betta’ get out of here.” Jamey whispered to Syrus.
“Like HECK I’m going with you!” Syrus yelled at him, “You already tried to kill me seven times, I’d have a better chance with the zombies!”
“But you shot yourself in the foot.” Syrus’ foot was bleeding for a stupid reason. “And those zombies look like they’ll make you duel them in order to eat you, but you suck at dueling, don‘t you?”
“True.” Syrus flopped out of Akiza’s arms and stood up weakly, pulling his Duel Disk out of his costume. Jamey Simmons stepped behind him, allowing him something to stand against.

“ILLEGAL SUMMON: STEAM GYROID!!” Syrus brought out his soul train helicopter against the rules, allowing it to pummel several zombies with its weird arms! Jamey Simmons began firing bullets at the slow-moving semi-living targets. And yet, dozens more zombies began to stand out of the ground… and do nothing!
“[b]TRICK OR TREAT, HEE HEE HEE!![/b]” they laughed. Needless to say, they were slaughtered. Repeatedly, more and more dead men were turned into black fog.
“Get outta here guys, and let us handle these idiots!” Syrus ordered! “Just figure out how to end this!”
“Okay,” the rest of the guys accepted, running off. Alexis grabbed Mann McOldsmobile and Ratchet Nickles and ran with the escapees, down the infamous ‘Deadly Gravel Way’.

But before we see what they do, Jamey grabbed Syrus and lifted him onto his shoulders. “Come on, you know you can use this dad!” he recommended.
“D-dad?!” Syrus wondered.
“I AM from the future,” Jamey Simmons reminded with a wink. [i]My… son?[/i] Syrus understood. [i]That’s… awesome! We can do this! I suddenly feel as if we can do this![/i]
“TRICK OR TREAT!!” a zombie vomited next to them.
“DIE! AGAIN!” Syrus commanded, shooting through its face. And yet, there were now about three hundred zombies within their visions. “Come on, we have to get to higher or better ground!”
“Got it!” Jamey Simmons jumped onto a zombie’s face and leaped off of it! Steam Gyroid looked around, slugged a few guys, then took off into the air after them. Jamey Simmons made a clean landing atop the steam locomotive as it spun its random helicopter parts around, allowing it to fly. “Woah! How’re we doing this?”
“Uuuuum,” Syrus’ hair said, “the power of the will to survive?”
“Let’s go with that!” Jamey Simmons accepted! They rode the contraption onto a giant hill that we’ve never seen before and never will again, and it flattened several zombie guys. Then it came to a stop, turning slightly and sliding down the mountainous surface!

“TRICK OR TREYEEEOOW!!” screamed several idiotic antagonists as they slid over them-slash-shot them as they passed by. Then as the giant thing slid to the bottom of the hill, they jumped away! It exploded for no reason and pushed them onto the top of a nice, grassy plane.
“Wow. That’s a nice plane.” Jamey whistled.
“Yeah, but no one ever flies it anymore.” After a few seconds Jamey Simmons put his arm around his shoulder.
“AAAAAH DAAAD I SEE WHAT CHA DID THEEEERE!!” Jamey Simmons laughed. But lo, they looked forth and saw the zombie hordes fighting an army of students, dueling with all their hearts! And cards! “Wanna go help?”
“Why not?” And so they flew toward the group of fighters, a-la Dragonball Z.

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhxiMwlF2u4 ]“TRICK OR TREAT! AHEHEHEHEH!” one zombie said entering a duel with a student.[/url]
(Zombie: 4000 Life Points, Nonamekid: 4000 Life Points)
“I-I summon [b]Vorse Raider[/b] in attack mode, a-and end my turn!” the Nonamekid said. (Vorse Raider: 1900 Attack Points) A yellowish raider of the vorse (huh?) appeared and swung his sword menacingly.
“TRICK OR TREAT! AHEHEHEHEH!” the zombie said, doing nothing with his cards, and apparently ending his turn.
“Uh, I summon [b]Giant Orc[/b] in attack mode and attack you directly with both of my monsters…” A grayish pig-like demon with fatness appeared, wielding a giant bone. (Giant Orc: 2200 Attack Points) The duo of monsters both held up their weapons and attacked the zombie. (Zombie: 0 Life Points) He imploded.

The boy stared at where the zombie just stood. He was slack-jawed. “DUDE. I just killed a zombie by dueling.”
Everybody listened. “[b]R-R-R-R-R-RRRRRRRRRRRRREAAAAAAAAALLY?!?!?!??!?!??!?!!%&@#*&)(!()[/b]” And thus, the tides of battle turned.

MEANWHILE, BY THE LIGHTHOUSE…
Zane and Jack were sitting in front of their checkerboard, carefully moving each piece after minutes of thought. Sadly, all of the spaces on the board were filled up… except for one. Zane spat a slobber-covered piece onto the last space. Jack retaliated by putting a piece onto a random checker. “I AM DA KING!! KING ME!! I USED THAT JOKE ALREADY!!” But they suddenly felt a disturbance. The earth began a-rumblin’. Zombies jumped out from the concrete, as if there could actually be people buried there! Even though they weren’t literally real zombies!
“TRICK OR TREAT, HEH HEH HEH!!” they all laughed!
“You thinking what I’m thinking?” Zane said standing up calmly, yet coolly.
“Zombies and dueling don’t really mix?” Jack responds in a cool manner himself.
“Never say die.”

A tremendous holographic explosion rocked the lighthouse area and the crap proceeded to hit the zombie fan.

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MEANWHILE, AT THE BATTLEFIELD…
Akiza was running around with Alexis, Nancy Wut and Angry McArgue, beating up all sorts of zombies with their cool rapier blades of magic and mystery. The redhead from the future herself took out her rose-colored Duel Disk from who-knows-where and threw a card onto it, channeling red magical energy around her! “I summon forth the Black Rose Dragon!!” she said, forcing all of her CRIMSON energy to take the form of a black rose-covered dragon!
“WAAAAAAAAAARGH!!” it shrieked, flailing brambly tentacles in all directions! They somehow moved through all of the cool, normal humans and instead broke many zombies in half!
“Uh, why don’t you just use the sword?” Alexis asked.
“Because this is neater!” Akiza explained.

“WHOA!” a couple of other, very unimportant students gasped.
“I know!” Barry the Beginner said, strapping on his duel disk and throwing away some leftover apples, “we can use our monsters to kill the zombies!” He whipped out a certain signature card of his. “I SUMMON THE DAAAAARK MAGICIAAAAAN!!”The Dark Magician appeared before several zombies!
“Eh, ugh!” He whipped his staff at them, but it went through their heads. “Whoops, I’m just a Duel Spirit. Bye.” He disappeared.
“I wish my life were cool again,” Barry the Beginner whined, allowing several zombies to overtake him.

Elsewhere, Jaden and Yusei were summonin forth Junk Archers and Thunder Giants, spearing and shocking away random weak zombie foes. “It’s so easy t’beat these duelists!” Jaden laughed! “What, are these dead dudes trippin’?”
“I don’t think they’re really human,” Yusei sighed as his monster fired a volley of deadly arrows into the crowd.
“Well then, let’s not hold back, bro!”
“YOU GOT IT!!” They let loose a massive blast of dueling energy, wiping out the Life Points of hundreds, if not thousands of enemies! (Zombie #1, #2, #3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 – 1,890,832: 0 Life Points, Game Over)
“It’s hilarious though, since they keep fightin’ without any monsters,” Jaden said, wiping away some Duel sweat.
“Plus, they aren’t doing any damage to anyone as far as we can see…” Yusei figured out.
“Yeah, no dorms are in any danger, apparently, and the students are obviously okay. Well, most.” Barry the Beginner’s head was inside of a zombie’s mouth.
“Maybe it’s just a decoy measure?” Angry McArgue supposed, flying by and smashing a zombie stomach.
“Maybe… but then who are they attacking?” Yusei asked.
“The Chancellor!!” Nancy Wut warned, flying by, punching a zombie in the eye-socket.
“What’s a Chancellor?”
“It’s like a principal, but with a different name,” Alexis said, flying by, hitting a zombie with a truck.
“Exactly!” Chancellor Shepherd said, walking by, coming home from the convenience store.
“Well… let’s rule that one out.”
“WAAAAAAAAAAIT!!” cried Omega-Xis! Bastion came running in with Luna, ducking under DJ Lance Rock as he threw some CDs through some deadly cadavers. “We found something!”
“Yes, we most certainly have!” Bastion agreed! “Listen to this random little girl!”
“Who is that random little girl?” Yusei inspected.
“I’m not random, I’m Luna,” the green-haired one said. “I saw a large mass of zombies heading to the big, ruined building.”
“Well then,” Jaden said, as some zombies rose under his boots, “let’s go to it, since these guys are really annoying! AKIZALADY! ALEXIS TRIO! SYRUS AND SYRUSLIKE KID! COME ON, CHAZZ IS SCREWED!!”
“[i]He’s a Slifer Red, moron![/i]”
“BUT CHAZZ IS AWFULLY STUPID TONIGHT!!”
“WE’RE ON IT!!” yelled all of the called characters, running by with the main characters.


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This story is divided into three parts. The second part's link is the 'To be continued...', it also reveals who was my partner in crime for writing this!

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