--------------- Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 Granted, but you just wasted it. I wish that trolls will die in a cancer related fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 granted but with the laws of karma, you do too. i wish for a juggling fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asriel Dreemurr Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 Granted, but it begins juggling chainsaws and vials of smallpox at the same time. It slips and they all fall onto you, the chainsaws maiming you horribly and the smallpox infecting you and spreading to the entire surrounding populace, thus causing the single worst epidemic since the Black plague. I wish I had a cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 grantedbut the cookie eats you i wish for turkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serus Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 Granted but it is moldy i wish for a tutorial on how to stop someone from corrupting a wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted September 4, 2010 Report Share Posted September 4, 2010 granted but its a six hundred page tutorial that is mostly the authors autobiography iwish that gravity never changed ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serus Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 granted but befor this wish was granted the gravity changed so noy your folting out in space wit no air or suit i wish for a wish you know the one the one that wishes for a wish that wishes wishes that gets wished differently by the wisher that wishes diferent wishes away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
necroplayer386 Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 granted, but ur wish was so dumb u blew up i wish i was better at making cards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serus Posted September 5, 2010 Report Share Posted September 5, 2010 granted but your cards became real and killed you i wish for you to not corupt this wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinnamonStar Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 granted but all your nightmares get corrupted I wish I wasn't lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 granted but you become incapacitated and you efforts become pointless i wish for a coconut crap to die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serenity the Candyman Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 granted but it will come back i wish for an energy source with the power of sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 granted but you become a hippy. i wish for all spiders to die permantally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serenity the Candyman Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 granted but flys started to overrun the world I wish to design the next Xbox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 granted but it gets beaten by my play station design i wish for a fire proof cookie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted September 15, 2010 Report Share Posted September 15, 2010 Granted, but it tastes like Char. I wish for the next person to respond to get effected by the result of my Classic test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted September 18, 2010 Report Share Posted September 18, 2010 I don't know what you're classic test is, therefore your wish was ineffective. I wish for wishes that won't go wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted September 18, 2010 Report Share Posted September 18, 2010 403 ERROR I wish for a wish that makes me wish for a wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VGVentus Posted September 19, 2010 Report Share Posted September 19, 2010 Granted, but in the end you only get yogurt I wish for everyone named Colajhs to explode!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted September 19, 2010 Report Share Posted September 19, 2010 (F***! I Hate yogurt>.<) Huh? Oh, yea. Granted, but there will be no blood in this case. I wish for this yogurt here to go to hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fader Posted September 19, 2010 Report Share Posted September 19, 2010 Yogurt went to hell, but it evaporated and now you taste it when you breathe I wish I could eat pancakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serenity the Candyman Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 granted but it turn out they were pans that looked like cakes I wish for an island named after me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 Granted, it's called 'The Island of thr brutally murdered and raped beyond all reason User named Serenity'. I wish for eternal invulnerability and immortality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Dr Professor Spaz Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 Concentrate and ask again I wish for a declawed cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--------------- Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 Granted, but now it's fangs are twice as deadly. >concentrates< I wish for eternal invulnerability and immortality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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