Glorious Engine of Malice

[zzuxon]

This card is ever so slightly OP'd. I'd make its ATK 2700. Its good otherwise. 8.4/10.

EDIT: 2700 cause there are a bunch of 2800 ATK monsters out there, so that balances it a bit.

[Jake the Sage]

Grumpy as I am criticing Jazin's card and not yours I'll just completely ignore whatever you just said since you honestly have no say in what I'm giving too Jazin.

 

Think what you might about my criticing but again this is ALL for Jazin to decide, not you.

 

Until then . . . BEGONE little Nazi Kitten! LOL XD

[Ｄｈａｒｃ]

Three words: Hammer Shot, anyone?

[VincenttheForlorn]

It's like saying Level 4 Vanillas should have over 2000 ATK just because they can't defend themselves from effects because they don't have an effect.

 

Right, because as well all know, a level four monster that, under normal circumstances, doesn't require any specific circumstance or even sacrifice to be summoned, is the same as a monster that actually does require something specific in order to be played.

 

And honestly, 'if it gets forced into defense'? What, do you guys normally play against autistic children? People prepare for s***. As amazing as that seems, you don't always play against incompetent morons.

 

You all suck. Sell your decks and enjoy a riveting game of go fish, f*****s.

[Jake the Sage]

Three words: Hammer Shot, anyone?

 

Yeah I'll agree that a simple Hammer Shot'll do it. But I had stated if there wasn't a chance to use it. Of course Spells, Traps and Monster(s) Effect will easily destory this card.

[Ｄｈａｒｃ]

Besides, you could always just use Ancient Rules and anything bigger than Tri-Horned (Like anyone uses him...)

[Jake the Sage]

Right, because as well all know, a level four monster that, under normal circumstances, doesn't require any specific circumstance or even sacrifice to be summoned, is the same as a monster that actually does require something specific.

 

And honestly, 'if it gets forced into defense'? What, do you guys normally play against autistic children? People prepare for s***. As amazing as that seems, you don't always play against incompetent morons.

 

You all suck. Sell your decks and enjoy a riveting game of go fish, f*****s.

 

 

If you don't like the game then WTF did you even join this forum? Just to say that one little "golden" nugget of an opinion of yours? Thank you, have a good day, and enjoy playing go fish by yourself

 

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I'll agree there are certain ways to get a bigger mosnter out, but not nearly as simple as getting this card out. You could virtually summon him on turn one if you are lucky enough. From then it is a simple game of "keep the card on the field"

[VincenttheForlorn]

If you don't like the game then WTF did you even join this forum?

 

To make sure that you understand, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that you're stupid.

 

Just to say that one little "golden" nugget of an opinion of yours?

 

I get my jollies by shouting at little autistic children.

 

Thank you, have a good day, and enjoy playing go fish by yourself

 

No, you see, you're the one that's supposed to be playing go fish with your retard buddies while I pawn your (most likely) shitty decks for a enough money to buy three things off of McDonald's dollar menu.

 

I'll agree there are certain ways to get a bigger monster out, but not nearly as simple as getting this card out. You could virtually summon him on turn one if you are lucky enough. From then it is a simple game of "keep the card on the field"

 

Oh, yeah, that's totally simple.

It's not like I could use Book of Moon on it and kill it with practically any level four piece of s***.

 

Edit: I thought it had something like sixteen hundred defense, just as a guess, but if you're all going to flip your s*** over something that weak, then by god, good luck moving out of your parent's house, cause that s*** is intense.

[Ｄｈａｒｃ]

...That's the point [nearly] everyone's making, Vincent.

[Grumpy Fish King]

Grumpy as I am criticing Jazin's card and not yours I'll just completely ignore whatever you just said since you honestly have no say in what I'm giving too Jazin.

 

Think what you might about my criticing but again this is ALL for Jazin to decide, not you.

 

Until then . . . BEGONE little Nazi Kitten! LOL XD

Jason is an old friend of mine. Trust me, what I say, he agrees with in this case.

 

Also, regardless if it does or doesn't. If you can't support your "points", don't bother making them. You enter into a public discussion and assume your "points" won't be discussed, or won't continue to defend them? Pointless.

 

Also, yes, Nazi Kitten <3 Long joke with some other friends and couldn't resist doing the photoshop. Heh.

[VincenttheForlorn]

...That's the point [nearly] everyone's making, Vincent.

 

Really?

[Ｄｈａｒｃ]

I said nearly. I'm saying this card is not OP'ed in the least. Like I said, Hammer Shot murders this card, as well as most counter traps, and a good Ancient Rules Combo. Meanwhile, others are being stubborn and saying it's OP.

[VincenttheForlorn]

I said nearly. I'm saying this card is not OP'ed in the least. Like I said, Hammer Shot murders this card, as well as most counter traps, and a good Ancient Rules Combo. Meanwhile, others are being stubborn and saying it's OP.

 

Dude, you've got to understand something, here. I've already read your three words post, and I'm simply a sarcastic little a******.

[Grumpy Fish King]

I said nearly. I'm saying this card is not OP'ed in the least. Like I said, Hammer Shot murders this card, as well as most counter traps, and a good Ancient Rules Combo. Meanwhile, others are being stubborn and saying it's OP.

Swing of Memories! <3

[Ｄｈａｒｃ]

...Really? I didn't know you were being sarcastic, I thought you were just a plain arsehole. So kindly lay off on the vulgarity and stop getting your rocks off talking down to people (Which by the way, isn't working, so you're going to end up being severely dissapointed when you're done reading this.)

[zzuxon]

Grumpy, I hope you stay on this site after this thread dies. You are very knowledgeable. What do you think of my post here?

[Ｄｈａｒｃ]

Yes, that was back when Buster Blader/Dark Paladin and DNA Surgery (Was that the one that changed type?) was the best combo out there. Ah, how I remember those days fondly.

[VincenttheForlorn]

...Really? I didn't know you were being sarcastic, I thought you were just a plain arsehole. So kindly lay off on the vulgarity and stop getting your rocks off talking down to people (Which by the way, isn't working, so you're going to end up being severely dissapointed when you're done reading this.)

 

You know, when most people say that to me, I've done something that bothers them.

Do you want to sit down and talk about it? Come here, pull up a chair, have a glass of champagne. It tastes just like cherry cola. C-O-L-A cola.

[Ｄｈａｒｃ]

I never said you weren't annoying, I just said your comments weren't achieving their intended purpose, unless that was to get me to say all of this.

[VincenttheForlorn]

I never said you weren't annoying, I just said your comments weren't achieving their intended purpose, unless that was to get me to say all of this.

 

You don't seem to understand what my intentions are. Here, let me explain; I plan to sell all of their card decks in order to obtain as many greasy McDonald's cheeseburgers as possible.

[Grumpy Fish King]

Grumpy, I hope you stay on this site after this thread dies. You are very knowledgeable. What do you think of my post here?

I'm missing something, as I'm now drinking heavily for XBL shenanigans.

 

Which posts?

 

Also, I might stay. Jason linked me to this so I could appreciate the lulz and I've come to realize that a lot of the highest posting people here don't have a clue about the top tier play. At least, that's what I've seen in this particular joke of a thread.

[D.A._Sakuyamon]

I find it very amusing to see this threads post

I'v read them all and just lol man

The card IMO is not Oped nor do i see it being run at all

Hell the only way i see this being run if a deck is made around that and even then its such a lol card why would you do such a thing. Then again if your going for Stone Age Lock then It could be a fair staple but even then there are better choices

Its ATK, so its 2850 is that so bad no cause as stated it won't see the light of day in anything major like Nationals or Regionals so why even bother

7.4352/10<----thats how i rate complaining won't change how i rate so don't even bother

 

 

 

 

[Note]Stone Age Lock- Is a deck type that negates all card effects on the field...Thus making it a beat down deck

[Jazin Kay]

Please stay, Joe.

 

YCM needs beacons of light like you amongst the shadows of ignorance and derp.

[♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥]

Ooh. A Whanilla. Cool.

[CMRenji]

How is this thread getting so popular? And why make it with no effect anyway?

 

I still think it's OP'd. If you lower it's ATK by about 300 it would be balanced.