☺☺۝The League of Laughter۝☺☺(The LOL for short. We need members!)

[CMRenji]

忘れた, you are accepted. Welcome to the LOL! :)

[CMRenji]

We have a banner now guys! :)

 

It isn't great because I tried to make a request and since no one came, I made it myself.

 

I will see if any good GFXers will make a Banner for the Club.

 

If any of you guys are good at GFXing, I will pay points for a good Banner.

[CMRenji]

Bump, we now have 2 Banners and a New Topic: Jokes and funny quotes.

[King of Yesonia]

"Shut up Meg"-Peter Griffin, Family Guy

[King of Yesonia]

Here are some actual label instructions on consumer products:

 

On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.

 

In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

 

On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.

 

On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS. (Really? Peanuts contain nuts?)

 

On an American Airlines packet of nuts INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.

 

On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY. (That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

 

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.

 

On Nightly sleep aid: WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. (Duh!)

 

On a Japanese food processor - NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE. (Now I'm curious.)

[Dizzyness]

Username: I dunno, dude

Age: 9001

Why you want to join The LOL: I heard you were funny

Your favorite funny person/character: Zoidberg . 3.

[King of Yesonia]

"A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too!"-Jay Leno